So I'm Procrastinating on my Communications Report Project...

Happy Easter. I just got done playing Easter bunny for my daughters and I saved some peeps for myself. Yummy!!
 
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I've got an A so far. Just don't want to do this damn project. Worth 20 marks on the whole class.
 
Well, I handed it in.

Oh, for God's sakes. You're an alien for Pete's sake. (Do you remember Pete? From Beta Centauri?) A "communications" report? Just use the frickin' mind probe and let's blow this Godforsaken planet.
 
The decombobulator was malfunctioning and it required me to send it back but first I had to make sure my communication qualifications were all in order so that I could operate the holocom to tell what was troubling it.

You see, the bureaucracy is going to be downfall of the silicon-based civilisation.
 
The decombobulator was malfunctioning and it required me to send it back but first I had to make sure my communication qualifications were all in order so that I could operate the holocom to tell what was troubling it.

You see, the bureaucracy is going to be downfall of the silicon-based civilisation.

That's it, fella. You're going on report.
 
Please don't tell the Deputy Assistant of District 5179, Sector-13371891473 Intelligence Officer of the Alien Resource Exploration Sub-committee, Milky-Way Data Resource Department. I don't want to be demoted back down to Deputy Cadet Petty Officer of the Investigative Project!
 
Please don't tell the Deputy Assistant of District 5179, Sector-13371891473 Intelligence Officer of the Alien Resource Exploration Sub-committee, Milky-Way Data Resource Department. I don't want to be demoted back down to Deputy Cadet Petty Officer of the Investigative Project!

You mean Bob? No problem. Heh heh heh.

BTW, congratulations on your 11,000th post.
 
You forgot the diaeresis. He won't recognise the name without the diaeresis.
 
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