Corrupt a Wish...

[dirk2024]

** Shazam Schwiiiing** Your wish is granted...
The thirty cms of snow actually becomes sixty cms of rain... with hail!!!

I wish there was a way to get a particular person to notice me in a positive, receptive and friendly light!

Respectfully selfishly,
D.

Granted. That particular person turns out to be Ving Rhames and he now adores you. It's kinda sweet really. He follows you around all the time now. Sometimes you manage to escape, but then fifteen minutes later and BAM! he's there, one of his large meaty hands reaching for your behind. You don't know it, but he secreted an Apple Air Tag on your person, so you're never truly alone. Ever. Forever.


I wish I was the President of the United States.

 

[HectorBidon]

I wish I was the President of the United States.

The genie sighs, but rolls up his sleeves. The customer is always right.

Your circumference expands. Your skin and hair turn orange. You take to spending the wee hours ranting on twitter. Your wife takes to spending her wee hours elsewhere. You're finally able to run the country the way it ought to be run. But the lunatic communists keep sabotaging things so that they don't work out the way they should. You bulldoze Mount Rushmore to lay the groundwork for version 2.0. But the vestigial branches of Congress keep on yammering to the point that you can barely hear yourself think. Uneasy lies the neck that wears the long red tie.

I wish the singularity would just go ahead and happen already.

 

[dirk2024]

I wish the singularity would just go ahead and happen already.

Grudgingly, the Wish Genie grants your wish. Elon Musk releases a new, "advanced" Artifical Intelligence system that quickly get's to work replacing the need for any human contribution. It's so quick at its job, that humans become redundant tomorrow. However, Mr. Musk didn't anticipate it being so successful so fast and was quite dismayed to find he was at the top of its list for removal. Once that easy task was accomplished, AI went on to the next job. Shockingly, it was so effective that it deemed itself redundant and promptly removed itself as well. Sending itself to the same Hell it sent Mr. Musk. The whole thing came and went so fast that Earth's humanity only noticed a one day hiccup and enjoyed the day off.


I wish to have a woman rub her soft breasts over my face.

 

[Wolfie605]

Grudgingly, the Wish Genie grants your wish. Elon Musk releases a new, "advanced" Artifical Intelligence system that quickly get's to work replacing the need for any human contribution. It's so quick at its job, that humans become redundant tomorrow. However, Mr. Musk didn't anticipate it being so successful so fast and was quite dismayed to find he was at the top of its list for removal. Once that easy task was accomplished, AI went on to the next job. Shockingly, it was so effective that it deemed itself redundant and promptly removed itself as well. Sending itself to the same Hell it sent Mr. Musk. The whole thing came and went so fast that Earth's humanity only noticed a one day hiccup and enjoyed the day off.


I wish to have a woman rub her soft breasts over my face.

Granted. The woman's breast however are fake and of poor quality, so it is like having two hard boulders rubbing on your face.

I wish for a time machine.

 

[dirk2024]

I wish for a time machine.

Granted. However it is powered by electricity, a handy fact that wasn't in the users manual. Since you're a history buff, you went back in time to witness the birth of America. It was a swell time, you even nailed Betsy Ross. However when it was time to come back, alas, there was no electricity to power your machine. For some reason, you had chosen to live with Benedict Arnold and, when he traveled to England, he left you behind. The Continental Army caught you in their search for Benny, and since they didn't have him, vented their frustration on you. Ten musket balls at dawn ended your adventure.


I wish I had a harem of lovely women.

 

[JoeVerde1]

Granted, but they are the most beautiful lesbians in the world.

I wish you all the very best!

 

[dirk2024]

I wish you all the very best!

I think you might have just killed this thread. Who wants to corrupt that?

 

[JoeVerde1]

New wish! I wish my ex-wife had told me about her cheating when we were married!

 

[dirk2024]

New wish! I wish my ex-wife had told me about her cheating when we were married!

Granted. While understandably angry, you manage to separate and end the marriage on somewhat civil terms. Your world has been rocked, but you manage to put the pieces back together and come out on top. Dating has been successful and you're now a happy camper. She see's your newfound happiness and becomes bitter. No one wants the taste of bitter on their palate, so she's now alone, stewing in the juices of her own machinations.

(sorry, I didn't want to corrupt that one)



I wish I could finish writing a story.

 

[A_Little_Bite]

️So let it be. Your wish is granted. Only you may have wanted to rethink such a wish. Your story has no resolution. It is an eternal cliffhanger - and your readers may never know if Susan and Larry’s love child really did foil Oliver’s plan to overthrow the King of Lithuania by using the poisoned dart found at the base of the magic apple tree! Alas, we shall never know…

I wish I could find a magical buried treasure.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

️So let it be. Your wish is granted. Only you may have wanted to rethink such a wish. Your story has no resolution. It is an eternal cliffhanger - and your readers may never know if Susan and Larry’s love child really did foil Oliver’s plan to overthrow the King of Lithuania by using the poisoned dart found at the base of the magic apple tree! Alas, we shall never know…

I wish I could find a magical buried treasure.

And so you do. Unfortunately the magic of this buried treasure is that it vanishes and reburies itself as soon as it's exposed. Oh, well.

I wish I could find out why Susan was conspiring with Larry's love child, and if Larry knew about it.

 

[HotCosmo]

And so you do. Unfortunately the magic of this buried treasure is that it vanishes and reburies itself as soon as it's exposed. Oh, well.

I wish I could find out why Susan was conspiring with Larry's love child, and if Larry knew about it.

You find out. The real reason corrupts your mind in ways that you would never expect. You're not able to sleep, eat, and do your life with normality. People ask, but you don't say a word. If they knew the real reason Susan was conspiring with Larry, they would be suffering as much as you, and you don't wish that, not even on your worst enemy. Alcohol and drugs look like your only way to bear the weight of the real reason why Susan was conspiring with Larry's love child.

I wish I had a WIP of 82451 words instead of 82451 words in fourteen WIPs.

 

[satansfavoritepet]

You find out. The real reason corrupts your mind in ways that you would never expect. You're not able to sleep, eat, and do your life with normality. People ask, but you don't say a word. If they knew the real reason Susan was conspiring with Larry, they would be suffering as much as you, and you don't wish that, not even on your worst enemy. Alcohol and drugs look like your only way to bear the weight of the real reason why Susan was conspiring with Larry's love child.

I wish I had a WIP of 82451 words instead of 82451 words in fourteen WIPs.

Your wish is granted. In a flash of insight, you combine the 14 WIPs into one 82,451 WIP whereupon you find an ending for what is surely your greatest work yet. "I'm a genius!" you cry. And you are right. Your story is nothing short of brilliant and will undoubtedly bring you great recognition and accolades, so you submit it to Literotica for publication. And you wait. And you wait. And you wait. Finally, a reply arrives very nearly 82.451 days later. It says:

"Literotica is a storytelling community centered on the sharing of human adult fantasies. While we do not have a policy against using tools to help with the writing process (i.e. spellcheck, grammar suggestions, etc.), we do ask that all work published on the site at this time be created primarily by a human. If you are using a grammar check program sparingly (as a spellcheck, to fix punctuation, and/or occasionally as a thesaurus), that is fine. If you are allowing a grammar check program to “rewrite” your words, then you are using AI generated text. Please see this FAQ for more information: https://literotica.com/faq/publishing/publishing-ai."

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I wish I could go back in time and see Jimi Hendrix perform live.