Corrupt a Wish...

[DeMont]

** Shazam Schwiiiing** Your wish is granted...
The thirty cms of snow actually becomes sixty cms of rain... with hail!!!

I wish there was a way to get a particular person to notice me in a positive, receptive and friendly light!

Respectfully selfishly,
D.

 

[dirk2024]

** Shazam Schwiiiing** Your wish is granted...
The thirty cms of snow actually becomes sixty cms of rain... with hail!!!

I wish there was a way to get a particular person to notice me in a positive, receptive and friendly light!

Respectfully selfishly,
D.

Granted. That particular person turns out to be Ving Rhames and he now adores you. It's kinda sweet really. He follows you around all the time now. Sometimes you manage to escape, but then fifteen minutes later and BAM! he's there, one of his large meaty hands reaching for your behind. You don't know it, but he secreted an Apple Air Tag on your person, so you're never truly alone. Ever. Forever.


I wish I was the President of the United States.