Him15
Literotica Guru
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I thought everyone knew.Wow, spoiler alert!!
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I thought everyone knew.Wow, spoiler alert!!
Lit women aren't real.
I thought everyone knew.
Hi everyone![]()
Hey kreemiHi everyone![]()
Lies and propaganda, have you ever actually met a women? Checkmate
You're right, I'm obviously a lizard person. Just look at these claws & scalesHey kreemi
Lies and propaganda, have you ever actually met a women? Checkmate
See only a lizard person could be stacked like thatYou're right, I'm obviously a lizard person. Just look at these claws & scales
Almost. You gotta take a little boat ride to get to Canada.Isn't that Canada?
Bye!Whelp that does it for me, I will see myself out...![]()
It's true. I'm just a TitBot.Lit women aren't real.
Is there a little man in that canoe?Little boat or little ride?
that sounds like a heavy metal shortIt's true. I'm just a TitBot.
I met some womens once. I think they were womens. They said they were lesbians and did unspeakably cruel and delightful things to me.Hey kreemi
Lies and propaganda, have you ever actually met a women? Checkmate
Addressed this with @MindYaBitness those were lizard people in human suits.I met some womens once. I think they were womens. They said they were lesbians and did unspeakably cruel and delightful things to me.
It's said pen is stouter than swordWorry not for my pen
for a pencil I use
its lead's equally hard
unless I drink booze
Lizard people? No wonder all their parts were...to scaleAddressed this with @MindYaBitness those were lizard people in human suits.
It's said pen is stouter than sword
And i have no doubt that it's true
Except in your case, with your whiskey,
Penis soft and your balls turning blue
We can cease whenever you wishPoems I hate to write
it reminds me of school
but there's no end in sight
and balls are indeed blue
Ok that ine was pretty good and made me break a bitLizard people? No wonder all their parts were...to scale
I met some womens once. I think they were womens. They said they were lesbians and did unspeakably cruel and delightful things to me.
I wish I could keep goingWe can cease whenever you wish
My opinion of you not diminished
Like your school (was it people or fish?)
We'll write till we feel we are...fin-ished
Like your school (was it people or fish?)
We'll write till we feel we are...fin-ished
To that, i plead gill-tyOk, that one was pretty awesome