The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[pink]

Call me first so I can get the 7x50's out.

No one wants to see the girls draggin on the floor.

 

[thør]

Eh...its a mixed bag

I'm used to the Alaskan locals......they talk a good line about keeping the membership safe, etc, but in reality they look out for the union management first and the members, second.

 

[pink]

I did something we've all done at least once in our lives.

I stepped on the end of a power cord, the 3 pronged ones. I almost cried. My tootsies are sensitive.

 

[thør]

No one wants to see the girls draggin on the floor.

You have not seen Ron White live have you. Once you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest....

 

[Noor]

You have not seen Ron White live have you. Once you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest....

If only that were true of seeing naked men.

 

[Plasmaball]

I'm used to the Alaskan locals......they talk a good line about keeping the membership safe, etc, but in reality they look out for the union management first and the members, second.

Its always a mixed bag.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I really fucked myself, eh?

That sounds painful. Better see a doctor.

 

[thør]

That sounds painful. Better see a doctor.

Only if it lasts longer than 4 hours.....

 

[thør]

Only if it lasts longer than 4 hours.....

Reminiscing back to younger days.......

All night long is longer than 4 hours, and was just what the doctor ordered.

 

[thør]

 

[FataMorgana]

The new Conjuring movie is shite.

 

[juttjaw]

My wife thought it would be a good idea to put an extra tall toilet in the our master bathroom. She was thinking of me, since im a little over 6 foot 5.. My feet almost dangle when I sit... I guess im mostly torso, and she looks ridiculous trying to get up there. It looks like shes trying to sit on the tailgate of a truck. That little hoppy flop thing she does. We are using the hallway bathroom until we either get used to the worlds tallest toilet or replace it again. What in the hell do you do with a gently used commode? Will they let us return it for a smaller model? I dont know.

Thats the drama from my neck of the woods.

 

[butters]

My wife thought it would be a good idea to put an extra tall toilet in the our master bathroom. She was thinking of me, since im a little over 6 foot 5.. My feet almost dangle when I sit... I guess im mostly torso, and she looks ridiculous trying to get up there. It looks like shes trying to sit on the tailgate of a truck. That little hoppy flop thing she does. We are using the hallway bathroom until we either get used to the worlds tallest toilet or replace it again. What in the hell do you do with a gently used commode? Will they let us return it for a smaller model? I dont know.

Thats the drama from my neck of the woods.

wellllll, guess you could always place one of those little steps in front of it...

 

[Noor]

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I made my mom pierogis!

 

[thør]

I made my mom pierogis!

Did you make extras for tomorrow? To cook up with bacon and fried onions?

 

[TwinkleStars]

My wife thought it would be a good idea to put an extra tall toilet in the our master bathroom. She was thinking of me, since im a little over 6 foot 5.. My feet almost dangle when I sit... I guess im mostly torso, and she looks ridiculous trying to get up there. It looks like shes trying to sit on the tailgate of a truck. That little hoppy flop thing she does. We are using the hallway bathroom until we either get used to the worlds tallest toilet or replace it again. What in the hell do you do with a gently used commode? Will they let us return it for a smaller model? I dont know.

Thats the drama from my neck of the woods.

Save up for a new standard toilet and convert the tall one in to a planter. I suggest sunflowers or gladiolus.

 

[VamPal1]

Hank Williams hasn't answered me yet.

 

[juttjaw]

Save up for a new standard toilet and convert the tall one in to a planter. I suggest sunflowers or gladiolus.

wellllll, guess you could always place one of those little steps in front of it...

I will NOT put a squatty potty in front of my toilet.. It just feels icky. However, its probably a very good idea.

Yeah, not really a toilet in the flower bed kind of person. The wifes mother would love it! She has the fun personality where it would fit. Plus, its a $900 Toto toilet. Its going to get used somewhere. Ive always rolled my eyes at "cutting-edge toliet technology", but i have to say, its pretty wonderful.

 

[pink]

First of all, wth is a squatty potty?

Second of all, wth is a toto toilet?

I guess I'm not up on my toilet vernacular.

 

[juttjaw]

First of all, wth is a squatty potty?

Second of all, wth is a toto toilet?

I guess I'm not up on my toilet vernacular.

Dont worry, i wasnt either until i had to install it. 3 youtube videos and i know all there is to know about toilet technologies. Toto is just a brand. People say its better than Kohler, but it just costs more money. It's marketing i guess.

 

[butters]

Last week's nice weather and today (after a few days of grey and blowy) has seen me working my way around the house trimming all the shrubs and smaller trees; still got aways to go and then there are those in the front yard itself. There are 3 around the east side I've trimmed (2 trees, 1 shrub) but left some arching and height. I have plans to make a 3-way archway by tying those tall branches together at a height of around 7-8 feet or so since I think it'll make it look so nice.

It's been so nice working outdoors in the sun and relatively comfortable temperatures.The only downside is the mountains of brush to dispose of!

 

[thør]

The yard is ready for the snow.

 

[Plasmaball]

So its a cant win situation regardless of what you do. .might be time to call it quits at this rate

 

[Lazaran]

I did something we've all done at least once in our lives.

I stepped on the end of a power cord, the 3 pronged ones. I almost cried. My tootsies are sensitive.

I did that once, and I literally had to unplug the prongs from the bottom of my foot…

They came out easy enough, and they weren’t rusty, so it healed up pretty quick (after a good soaking and scrubbing) - but that initial shock when I realized what had happened…

 

[TwinkleStars]

Legos are worse.