The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[Plasmaball]

Could have sworn you were a Canadian girl…



But, OK.



I guess I’ll go with a combination of you looking incredibly young for your age & “the bad eyesight thing”.

Good genes at 30 I looked 16

 

[silver gurl]

Could have sworn you were a Canadian girl…



But, OK.



I guess I’ll go with a combination of you looking incredibly young for your age & “the bad eyesight thing”.

I am a US/Canadian citizen. So you are correct!

 

[silver gurl]

Good genes at 30 I looked 16

I still say bad eyes.
I am 55 and there is no way I look 18 or under.
But I will take it. It will probably be the last time I will ever have that happen.

 

[Lazaran]

I still say bad eyes.
I am 55 and there is no way I look 18 or under.
But I will take it. It will probably be the last time I will ever have that happen.

I actually got carded at age 47 or 48 and I might have groused a bit (I wasn’t even considering the compliment angle, just the inconvenience angle) until the bartender told me they card everyone who looks 35 or younger - and she did tell me I should take it as a compliment. I might have grunted a bit and then proceeded to go back out to my car to get my drivers license - where I habitually left it, because I hadn’t been carded in almost twenty years at that point.

So maybe you just look like your 35 or younger??? (I’ve met many
55 year old women - and older - who manage that quite easily). A good skincare routine, healthy living, some trendy clothes, and a chic haircut / color can blur the lines (quite literally) of age for women - and men.

But if you’re bound and determined to go with “the bad eyesight thing”…

 

[Plasmaball]

I still say bad eyes.
I am 55 and there is no way I look 18 or under.
But I will take it. It will probably be the last time I will ever have that happen.

I havent seen you ages. .

 

[pink]

I havent seen you ages. .

I remember her perfectly small face, blond hair.

My av gives me away.

 

[Plasmaball]

I remember her perfectly small face, blond hair.

My av gives me away.

Short hair...brown...for you I think.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I still say bad eyes.
I am 55 and there is no way I look 18 or under.
But I will take it. It will probably be the last time I will ever have that happen.

You're gorgeous

 

[pink]

Short hair...brown...for you I think.

Add gray into the mix now. sigh

 

[Plasmaball]

Add gray into the mix now. sigh

Same.. but peppered in

 

[juttjaw]

I look like santa-claus at the age of 45! Completely white/silver. I guess i do have a little color left in my hair, but not much. Santa-claus minus the bowl full of jelly..

However, my pubes arent grey yet. So thats something to hold onto.

 

[pink]

I come by it honestly. My mom was salt and pepper and then white. I'll color for a while but eventually I'll stop.

 

[EboniMidnite]

Puff puff pass...oh sorry i thought it said isolated BLUNT.

 

[juttjaw]

How do you down vote??

 

[TwinkleStars]

How do you down vote??

I guess picking the 'sad' or 'angry' face?

 

[juttjaw]

I guess picking the 'sad' or 'angry' face?

Thanks! You're a gem!

 

[pink]

I've lost 13 lbs.

 

[FataMorgana]

I've lost 13 lbs.

That was fast! My friend started it yesterday. Are you still feeling sick?

 

[pink]

That was fast! My friend started it yesterday. Are you still feeling sick?

No nausea, dry mouth and some fatigue. I'm doing OK. Yeah it's dropping off fast. I will still be careful, don't worry.

 

[Sean]

Where's Little Lance? I wanted to tell him I've bought another Jag.

 

[FataMorgana]

Where's Little Lance? I wanted to tell him I've bought another Jag.
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Flash cunt.

 

[Sean]

Flash cunt.

Me and John Prescott. Two Jags.

 

[Saint Peter]

Two cunts.

 

[HarryHill]

Two cunts.

No waiting

 

[Not Normal]

She still thinks of me as her possession. And loves implied guilt.