The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[Noor]

You have not seen Ron White live have you. Once you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest....

If only that were true of seeing naked men.

 

[Plasmaball]

I'm used to the Alaskan locals......they talk a good line about keeping the membership safe, etc, but in reality they look out for the union management first and the members, second.

Its always a mixed bag.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I really fucked myself, eh?

That sounds painful. Better see a doctor.

 

[thør]

That sounds painful. Better see a doctor.

Only if it lasts longer than 4 hours.....

 

[thør]

Only if it lasts longer than 4 hours.....

Reminiscing back to younger days.......

All night long is longer than 4 hours, and was just what the doctor ordered.

 

[thør]

 

[FataMorgana]

The new Conjuring movie is shite.

 

[juttjaw]

My wife thought it would be a good idea to put an extra tall toilet in the our master bathroom. She was thinking of me, since im a little over 6 foot 5.. My feet almost dangle when I sit... I guess im mostly torso, and she looks ridiculous trying to get up there. It looks like shes trying to sit on the tailgate of a truck. That little hoppy flop thing she does. We are using the hallway bathroom until we either get used to the worlds tallest toilet or replace it again. What in the hell do you do with a gently used commode? Will they let us return it for a smaller model? I dont know.

Thats the drama from my neck of the woods.

 

[butters]

My wife thought it would be a good idea to put an extra tall toilet in the our master bathroom. She was thinking of me, since im a little over 6 foot 5.. My feet almost dangle when I sit... I guess im mostly torso, and she looks ridiculous trying to get up there. It looks like shes trying to sit on the tailgate of a truck. That little hoppy flop thing she does. We are using the hallway bathroom until we either get used to the worlds tallest toilet or replace it again. What in the hell do you do with a gently used commode? Will they let us return it for a smaller model? I dont know.

Thats the drama from my neck of the woods.

wellllll, guess you could always place one of those little steps in front of it...

 

[Noor]

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I made my mom pierogis!

 

[thør]

I made my mom pierogis!

Did you make extras for tomorrow? To cook up with bacon and fried onions?

 

[TwinkleStars]

My wife thought it would be a good idea to put an extra tall toilet in the our master bathroom. She was thinking of me, since im a little over 6 foot 5.. My feet almost dangle when I sit... I guess im mostly torso, and she looks ridiculous trying to get up there. It looks like shes trying to sit on the tailgate of a truck. That little hoppy flop thing she does. We are using the hallway bathroom until we either get used to the worlds tallest toilet or replace it again. What in the hell do you do with a gently used commode? Will they let us return it for a smaller model? I dont know.

Thats the drama from my neck of the woods.

Save up for a new standard toilet and convert the tall one in to a planter. I suggest sunflowers or gladiolus.

 

[VamPal1]

Hank Williams hasn't answered me yet.

 

[juttjaw]

Save up for a new standard toilet and convert the tall one in to a planter. I suggest sunflowers or gladiolus.

wellllll, guess you could always place one of those little steps in front of it...

I will NOT put a squatty potty in front of my toilet.. It just feels icky. However, its probably a very good idea.

Yeah, not really a toilet in the flower bed kind of person. The wifes mother would love it! She has the fun personality where it would fit. Plus, its a $900 Toto toilet. Its going to get used somewhere. Ive always rolled my eyes at "cutting-edge toliet technology", but i have to say, its pretty wonderful.

 

[pink]

First of all, wth is a squatty potty?

Second of all, wth is a toto toilet?

I guess I'm not up on my toilet vernacular.