The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[pink]

December 3

Really, any day you wake up and decide that it's going to be good day is your day!

Well all be damned. I feel seen.

 

[thør]

Not always. Depends on the state

The oil companies up north have plenty of breaks. And should construction of this pipeline start, the unions will have the contractors by the balls.

 

[thør]

Well all be damned. I feel seen.

Close your curtains!

 

[Plasmaball]

The oil companies up north have plenty of breaks. And should construction of this pipeline start, the unions will have the contractors by the balls.

Good Ole unions.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Close your curtains!

Fine. No boobies for you. *closes curtains*

 

[thør]

Good Ole unions.

They look out for themselves first and their people second.

 

[thør]

Fine. No boobies for you. *closes curtains*

I really fucked myself, eh?

 

[Plasmaball]

They look out for themselves first and their people second.

Eh...its a mixed bag

 

[pink]

Close your curtains!

Hey, when the bra comes off, the bra comes off. Don't be lookin.

 

[thør]

Hey, when the bra comes off, the bra comes off. Don't be lookin.

Call me first so I can get the 7x50's out.

 

[pink]

Call me first so I can get the 7x50's out.

No one wants to see the girls draggin on the floor.

 

[thør]

Eh...its a mixed bag

I'm used to the Alaskan locals......they talk a good line about keeping the membership safe, etc, but in reality they look out for the union management first and the members, second.

 

[pink]

I did something we've all done at least once in our lives.

I stepped on the end of a power cord, the 3 pronged ones. I almost cried. My tootsies are sensitive.

 

[thør]

No one wants to see the girls draggin on the floor.

You have not seen Ron White live have you. Once you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest....

 

[Noor]

You have not seen Ron White live have you. Once you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest....

If only that were true of seeing naked men.

 

[Plasmaball]

I'm used to the Alaskan locals......they talk a good line about keeping the membership safe, etc, but in reality they look out for the union management first and the members, second.

Its always a mixed bag.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I really fucked myself, eh?

That sounds painful. Better see a doctor.

 

[thør]

That sounds painful. Better see a doctor.

Only if it lasts longer than 4 hours.....

 

[thør]

Only if it lasts longer than 4 hours.....

Reminiscing back to younger days.......

All night long is longer than 4 hours, and was just what the doctor ordered.

 

[thør]

 

[FataMorgana]

The new Conjuring movie is shite.

 

[juttjaw]

My wife thought it would be a good idea to put an extra tall toilet in the our master bathroom. She was thinking of me, since im a little over 6 foot 5.. My feet almost dangle when I sit... I guess im mostly torso, and she looks ridiculous trying to get up there. It looks like shes trying to sit on the tailgate of a truck. That little hoppy flop thing she does. We are using the hallway bathroom until we either get used to the worlds tallest toilet or replace it again. What in the hell do you do with a gently used commode? Will they let us return it for a smaller model? I dont know.

Thats the drama from my neck of the woods.

 

[butters]

My wife thought it would be a good idea to put an extra tall toilet in the our master bathroom. She was thinking of me, since im a little over 6 foot 5.. My feet almost dangle when I sit... I guess im mostly torso, and she looks ridiculous trying to get up there. It looks like shes trying to sit on the tailgate of a truck. That little hoppy flop thing she does. We are using the hallway bathroom until we either get used to the worlds tallest toilet or replace it again. What in the hell do you do with a gently used commode? Will they let us return it for a smaller model? I dont know.

Thats the drama from my neck of the woods.

wellllll, guess you could always place one of those little steps in front of it...

 

[Noor]

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I made my mom pierogis!

 

[thør]

I made my mom pierogis!

Did you make extras for tomorrow? To cook up with bacon and fried onions?