🤨 Things You Never Want To Hear Your Lit Crush Say

[Taegul]

Yes, but you have to wear the gold bikini

Again? Well, ok. If I have to.

 

[Abeona1]

That we both have agreed there will be no contact.
When you thought there might be a possibility.

 

[VamPal1]

I didn't think you were serious.

 

[Deadbed1968]

That really doesn’t go in there.

 

[Tallulah82]

Ah fuck, I meant to send that wanking video to a different woman. Soz.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Ah fuck, I meant to send that wanking video to a different woman. Soz.

Do you think the other twelve women I sent it to before you will like it as much as you did?

 

[Tallulah82]

Do you think the other twelve women I sent it to before you will like it as much as you did?

If they have any taste, then they'd surely enjoy. But no-one will enjoy it as much as me. Rawr.

 

[MrPimms]

oh. When I said we were going fun shopping, I meant the joke shop. Not. The adult shop.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Yeah I think you like me more than I like you

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

But...you're just an alt

 

[Taegul]

How did you sneak off my ignore list?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Are you young, fit, and beautiful?

 

[mickyp123]

My clit is bigger than that.

 

[subdudeme13]

Bend over!

 

[Tallulah82]

I really like you but you said you could deep-throat and clearly that's a lie based on your last video. So, I'm afraid I'm dumping your ass for a better cocksucker.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I really like you but you said you could deep-throat and clearly that's a lie based on your last video. So, I'm afraid I'm dumping your ass for a better cocksucker.

"You just said to use a carrot, you didn't specify it couldn't be a baby carrot!"

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

"You just said to use a carrot, you didn't specify it couldn't be a baby carrot!"

well that rules out half the guys on Lit... better root around in your bra for that list and adjust accordingly!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

"I know this is a weird request, but can I talk about my BBW mom with you?"

**Not from my Lit crush, but an actual PM I got from someone I had never interacted with**

 

[PotNoodle79]

"I know this is a weird request, but can I talk about my BBW mom with you?"

**Not from my Lit crush, but an actual PM I got from someone I had never interacted with**

I wonder how many people that got fired out to before someone replied with "Sure!"

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I wonder how many people that got fired out to before someone replied with "Sure!"

It was so bizarre I just laughed in confusion. I hope they sent it to a bot/scammer and they're just going back and forth.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

 

[Wand3rlust]

'New phone, who dis?'

 

[Man4mystery]

My ex was better

 

[angelofthenorth]

I've been eating pickled onions....

 

[SimonSex]

I’m my own grandpa!