🤨 Things You Never Want To Hear Your Lit Crush Say

[MindYaBitness]

Are you into Jabba the Hutt cosplay?

Yes, but you have to wear the gold bikini

 

[Taegul]

Yes, but you have to wear the gold bikini

Again? Well, ok. If I have to.

 

[Abeona1]

That we both have agreed there will be no contact.
When you thought there might be a possibility.

 

[VamPal1]

I didn't think you were serious.

 

[Deadbed1968]

That really doesn’t go in there.

 

[Tallulah82]

Ah fuck, I meant to send that wanking video to a different woman. Soz.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Ah fuck, I meant to send that wanking video to a different woman. Soz.

Do you think the other twelve women I sent it to before you will like it as much as you did?

 

[Tallulah82]

Do you think the other twelve women I sent it to before you will like it as much as you did?

If they have any taste, then they'd surely enjoy. But no-one will enjoy it as much as me. Rawr.

 

[MrPimms]

oh. When I said we were going fun shopping, I meant the joke shop. Not. The adult shop.