🤨 Things You Never Want To Hear Your Lit Crush Say

[Repeatoffender25]

"I'm not doing that! "I never heard that here, but somewhere else I did.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I have a computer STD and I infected you.

 

[Neanderthal247]

Pay my mortgage

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Tee hee hee

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Another Lit crush

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I don't want to talk to you anymore

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm not sharing snacky snacks anymore!

 

[Photog1rl]

You’re one of many.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I don't want to talk to you anymore

I'm not sharing snacky snacks anymore!

You’re one of many.

That is...rough

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Tee hee hee

Another Lit crush

Fuck. I thought I was posting in the things you love to hear your lit crush say

 

[Deadbed1968]

Is that it?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dont send me anymore dick pics

 

[Taegul]

You remind me of my dad.

 

[Aquelle]

What was your name again?

 

[Taegul]

You sound like a sick and dying giraffe.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

So-and-so (someone hateful) is my good friend.

 

[Man4mystery]

I’m not who I say I am

 

[angelofthenorth]

I've got an itch

 

[deft]

Now I have your attention, Mr deft, it has come to our notice that you could be owed thousands in compensation from mis-sold PPI… do you have a moment to discuss?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I can never have too many women, sign right here to agree to sit back and watch me add more!

 

[Repeatoffender25]

My favorite type of guys are the ones who are tall, they have six pack abs, work out every day, and are loaded with money.