Cock Talk

[Apisto42]

No. I don’t like to make sex transactional. Even strip clubs make me vaguely uncomfortable.

yeah. The whole thing is slightly nauseating. The customers more than anything.

… A personal trainer and chef…

I could get on board with this. Especially if I didn’t have to decide what we’re eating. That would fabulous.

That’s cool.
It would be funny if it shamed you. I know mine would!

“You have jerked off 6 times today. That is above your average of 3 jerkoffs, but below your all time high of 12. Your average time spent jerking off is 4 minutes and 34 seconds. I hope that was time well spent.”

 

[MrMakersMark]

It tracks pelvic floor movements while you masturbate and then graphs them, similar to those FitBit watches that graph your heart rate and whatnot.

I think it also gives you data on how often you masturbate, what time, what days, how long until O, how long your O lasts, what orgasm pattern you have. All that jazz.

I want oneeeee
But I can’t buy another expensive toy that might not work for me.

That seems like something a clever person might be able to hack into.

Not me of course

Just sayin'..

 

[hotwords229_A]

yeah. The whole thing is slightly nauseating. The customers more than anything.

I could get on board with this. Especially if I didn’t have to decide what we’re eating. That would fabulous.

“You have jerked off 6 times today. That is above your average of 3 jerkoffs, but below your all time high of 12. Your average time spent jerking off is 4 minutes and 34 seconds. I hope that was time well spent.”

Mine would read more like “Dude, get a girlfriend already!”

 

[LostHorizon]

It tracks pelvic floor movements while you masturbate and then graphs them, similar to those FitBit watches that graph your heart rate and whatnot.

I think it also gives you data on how often you masturbate, what time, what days, how long until O, how long your O lasts, what orgasm pattern you have. All that jazz.

I want oneeeee
But I can’t buy another expensive toy that might not work for me.

That sounds absolutely fascinating.

I know data based decision making is all the rage these days but this takes data analytics to a whole knew level.

I’m getting turned on just thinking about all the statistical possibilities of such a toy.

 

[AveryElle]

Your Wallet: The other bulge in your pants.

How has money affected your relationships?
Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?
Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?
Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?
If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?
Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?
Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy? Shouldn’t you?
If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?

Only had one partner where this was an issue. He had a big chip on his shoulder about people who made more money than him but also "worked less". He had a lot of issues around people who did better than him when he thought he WAS better than them. He placed personal value on what he perceived as work ethic which made me feel like I could never be enough. I am decently off, and much better off than him, but I think he felt like I didn't earn it. My grandparents came to this country with nothing - my grandfather hadn't ever owned proper underwear before being given it at Ellis Island. I ended up taking this partner (let's call him Alpine) to Ellis Island and, honestly, I think a lot of the class hatred is because he was from a place that didn't have immigrant stories. People were born into their class and that was that. But, I felt like I could never work enough for him to think I deserved the lifestyle I have, even though I've been working since I was 14 with no breaks except when I studied abroad because I had no work authorization. Having a chip on your shoulder, regardless of why, is not a good look. But, when it's all you know and struggling is a part of your identity, I can understand the comfort that chip brings you.

I have never fallen for anywhere where money was an issue on my end.

My financial situation is no one's business but mine (and my spouse)

I married someone from a similar background but with great potential. I also have a job that gives me the flexibility to take care of my family so my spouse can earn what he does. I've mostly dated people of similar income mostly because it's been similar education.

I have no idea how I'd feel about the lottery. Gotta play to win, not sure I'd date someone who played!

Money was an issue with my ex, let's call him Alpine, because he was very insecure and in retrospect, I think he was using me.

I have never done anything for money because no one would pay to see this. Gross.

I have financial security and money to burn, and I don't buy things, really. I have used my money to go away and experience people and places. That's sexy!

 

[Endless_Night]

How has money affected your relationships?
My relationships and money interaction is a little offbeat. My SO is exceptionally bright, but lacks ambition. I supply the ambition. It works quite well.

That seems to be a pattern for me.

Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?
Nope.

Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?
No. I'm more of a work together type of person. That said, extreme wealth might put me off a bit.

Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?
That's tricky. My income has always been all over the place.

I will say that anyone I'm likely to form a lasting attachment with would need to be, at core, security driven. We wouldn’t have to start there, be it would need to be a goal.

Not that I don’t like my occasional luxuries, but a good financial foundation is the most important thing. It makes me feel safe.

If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?
I would be unlikely to be the one proposing, but I do think the situation has at least the potential to be uncomfortable.

Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?
Tough times, if weathered, always makes things stronger.

Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy?


If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?
Eh.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Your Wallet: The other bulge in your pants.

How has money affected your relationships?

Mostly in negative ways.
Some good things of course come from it.
But from my personal experience money causes more issues and bitterness than it avoids.

Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?

I haven't.

Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?

Lol. I don't think I have suitors.

Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?

Yeah. Pretty much.
I mean, relatively close.

If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?

Yeah. That would be awkward.

Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?

Both.
Anyone who has ever been close to someone with an unhealthy relationship with money can attest.

Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy? Shouldn’t you?

Every single time I strip, it's for money.

Seriously, if it's down to me to do something sexy for money, we are legitimately and officially fucked.

If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?

Hmm.
I am a simple Man of simple taste.
New truck and matching bass boat.
And a year of nothing but driving from lake to lake.
Making me all wet just thinking about it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Pre-Gillette Sex

I read recently that a majority of women prefer men with beards or whiskers over clean shaved faces.

I know from previous answers that Lit women overwhelmingly seem to prefer some body hair on their dude.

Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?
I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)? What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?
According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?
Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?
Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?
What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Pre-Gillette Sex

I read recently that a majority of women prefer men with beards or whiskers over clean shaved faces.

I know from previous answers that Lit women overwhelmingly seem to prefer some body hair on their dude.

Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?
I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)? What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?
According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?
Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?
Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?
What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

I prefer clean shaven - I have sensitive skin so kissing (or other things I assume though I have no direct experience) with any facial hair is irritating.

I would side eye a guy who’s so into their looks as to shave everything, unless it’s for a job, then that’s what they have to do.

No idea what changed but I wish it would change back!

Like I said, I have no direct experience but I’d guess none for me.

I’m fine with smooth or hairy balls, either way. That said, I’ve never gone down on a guy who had a ton of hair down there.

All past partners have been pretty good with grooming.

 

[lavendersilk]

I read recently that a majority of women prefer men with beards or whiskers over clean shaved faces.

Where are these polls being taken? Up in the mountains?

Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?

I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)? What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?

I'm not picky about pubic hair. I want them to be comfortable in their own hair. I would never request they shave down there for me.

According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?

No clue...

Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?

If the hair is taken care of (conditioned/oiled/brushed) it doesn't matter how much there is in my opinion.

Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?

It's... fine.

What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

All I really care about is good hygiene. A clean body is a sexy body.

 

[Endless_Night]

Where are these polls being taken? Up in the mountains?

This^^^.

I prefer clean shaven. Sue me.

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They forgot the Hercule Poirot.

 

[Endless_Night]

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Acceptable in a pinch.

Because I pride myself on being broadminded. And they are pretty.


But. I draw the line at no leg hair. Unless they are swimmers. Men should not have naked calves. It's discombobulating.

#endlessrrule652

Not really.

I am so easy going I have no rules.


I am full of mendacity.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Pre-Gillette Sex

I read recently that a majority of women prefer men with beards or whiskers over clean shaved faces.
I know from previous answers that Lit women overwhelmingly seem to prefer some body hair on their dude.
Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?

Depends on the guy. A beard is like contour for men; it can hide a weak jawline or enhance their other features.

I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)?

I'd think it's a bit bizarre, to be honest. Body hair is normal.

What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?

Neither of those require men to be completely shaved from head to toe (LOL) but sure.

According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?

Male beauty standards changed.

Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?

I can't say that I get a particular enjoyment from it; beard burn is a thing.

Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?

Some hair is fine, but I'm not a cat, so I'm not trying to cough up a hairball.

What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

I've been fortunate that my partners have been meticulous about their grooming.

 

[Apisto42]

Acceptable in a pinch.

Because I pride myself on being broadminded. And they are pretty.


But. I draw the line at no leg hair. Unless they are swimmers. Men should not have naked calves. It's discombobulating.

#endlessrrule652

Not really.

I am so easy going I have no rules.


I am full of mendacity.

What are your feelings about hairy toes?

 

[Mei5ter]

What are your feelings about hairy toes?

Hairytoesis is unpleasant, but mouthwash helps.

 

[Lmizzler]

Pre-Gillette Sex

I read recently that a majority of women prefer men with beards or whiskers over clean shaved faces.

I know from previous answers that Lit women overwhelmingly seem to prefer some body hair on their dude.

Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?
I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)? What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?
According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?
Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?
Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?
What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

Well I feel like these questions aren’t intended for me. Which is ironic, because I can grow facial hair.

But I do find it interesting how many have preferences on such things.

 

[Cogan]

I still shave with such a razor.

Peek into bathroom

 

[hotwords229_A]

I still shave with such a razor.

Peek into bathroom

Gillette is really thinking outside the boxers with this new ad promoting nice smooth cheeks!

 

[Apisto42]

Hairytoesis is unpleasant, but mouthwash helps.

@Wand3rlust : dad joke alert

 

[EvaLane]

Pre-Gillette Sex

Suppose we’re talking about different bushyness today

Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?

Not a huge fan of clean shaved, but I can make do as long as he doesn’t look younger than me which is like, statistically and scientifically impossible as I am the epitome of youth ()

I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)?

I mean… I would be impressed because whewww, at our ripe age? You must be an athlete or something to reach all those nooks and crannies.

And if he’s waxing? Well we’re on a different scale of kink that I don’t know if I can match

What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?

I think it can be hot, I mean it’s not my go-to but I’m expanding my comfort zone… why not be open to a model? They deserve lewds too!

According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?

I think there was more societal pressure on men to be well groomed, dressed, and typically well mannered when courting a woman. To do otherwise was seen as majorly disrespectful and you wouldn’t pass the older sisters standards in the hallway, let alone the parental viewparty before prom.

I think a ton has changed. I find there’s two huge stigmas surrounding proper hygiene/grooming practices - men are either viewed as unmanly/flamboyant OR they’re pigeonholed as a hipster, performative male trying to flag down a mate with his ponytail.

Listen, men* should do what they want with their hair and that’s that.

*this advice is not for blonde men please seek a professional opinion

Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?

Anything after like day three of a clean shave, I thinkkkkk

Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?

Finally, some freakin’ appreciation around here. Yes, I can go all the way down to the.. wait. Hold on. Wait.

How often do you guys have balls on your chins

What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

None, I’m way too self centered to have ever cared about any of that

 

[AveryElle]

Pre-Gillette Sex

I read recently that a majority of women prefer men with beards or whiskers over clean shaved faces.

I know from previous answers that Lit women overwhelmingly seem to prefer some body hair on their dude.

Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?
I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)? What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?
According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?
Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?
Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?
What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

I don't like facial hair - it doesn't feel good next to my skin. I can get irritation from it, too. Few men can pull off facial hair, and few men properly groom themselves so their beard stays well kept.

Shaved head to toe? No.

I think men decided they're too lazy to shave regularly so pop culture created a world where ALL men could just have facial hair. I think it's an effort thing, shaving shows effort.

I don't enjoy whiskers or beards between my legs. Rug burn.

I don't understand smooth balls - where do you decide to stop shaving? Where's the line? Trim and neat is nice.

You don't want me to discuss my partner's grooming habits. They're neurodivergent so it's a lot of reminders and just realizing what I like sometimes doesn't matter. I get waxed and shave my legs and all that. He 100% wouldn't care if I didn't. I would, though.

 

[RainyDayPerson]

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Suppose we’re talking about different bushyness today

Not a huge fan of clean shaved, but I can make do as long as he doesn’t look younger than me which is like, statistically and scientifically impossible as I am the epitome of youth ()

I mean… I would be impressed because whewww, at our ripe age? You must be an athlete or something to reach all those nooks and crannies.

And if he’s waxing? Well we’re on a different scale of kink that I don’t know if I can match

I think it can be hot, I mean it’s not my go-to but I’m expanding my comfort zone… why not be open to a model? They deserve lewds too!

I think there was more societal pressure on men to be well groomed, dressed, and typically well mannered when courting a woman. To do otherwise was seen as majorly disrespectful and you wouldn’t pass the older sisters standards in the hallway, let alone the parental viewparty before prom.

I think a ton has changed. I find there’s two huge stigmas surrounding proper hygiene/grooming practices - men are either viewed as unmanly/flamboyant OR they’re pigeonholed as a hipster, performative male trying to flag down a mate with his ponytail.

Listen, men* should do what they want with their hair and that’s that.

*this advice is not for blonde men please seek a professional opinion

Anything after like day three of a clean shave, I thinkkkkk

Finally, some freakin’ appreciation around here. Yes, I can go all the way down to the.. wait. Hold on. Wait.

How often do you guys have balls on your chins

None, I’m way too self centered to have ever cared about any of that

Can’t stand being unshaven for more than a day.

Was shaved down there completely twice, once for a vasectomy
Adding this as an edit…My balls were shaved too and the nurse (sadly a male) said “Your balls haven’t been that clean since you were a baby”.

Not a model or stripper, but someone once stripped me…in a hotel room…

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Pre-Gillette Sex

I read recently that a majority of women prefer men with beards or whiskers over clean shaved faces.

I know from previous answers that Lit women overwhelmingly seem to prefer some body hair on their dude.

Nice to see someone paying attention

Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?

I mean... I'm going to be very boring and say - whatever way they feel most comfortable? I would prefer one or the other. Shave or grow it. The sandpaper in between is murder. Most of my people have had facial hair and so I'm fully used to all the fun ways facial hair can be used.

I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)? What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?

No thank you

According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?

And before that everyone had three foot long beards. I think times and fashions are always changing. I kind of like where we are now wither everyone feeling more able to express themselves and appreciate other's style without it necessarily being their own.

Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?

Depends on the fella! As long as they are soft, clean and past the sand paper stage.

Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?

This question gave me the full giggles. I just imagined the balls, sans cock, resting on my chin like a magic trick. I mean, keep it reasonable. I don't want you to be baby bare but I want to be able to find the important things I need and not gag on stray hairs vs your cock.

What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

Hmm... not many! Honestly, my spouse probably has more of a right to complain about me. Not that I'm ungroomed but that I take up a lot of counter space grooming. Plus long hair clogs the vacuum and the drain. Ladies, get you a man who doesn't mind pulling your hair out of a drain. That's love!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Pre-Gillette Sex

I read recently that a majority of women prefer men with beards or whiskers over clean shaved faces.

“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.” I want to see the research they based this claim on.

I know from previous answers that Lit women overwhelmingly seem to prefer some body hair on their dude.

Do you prefer a guy clean shaved, some stubble, or full beard?

I prefer clean shaven, or a very well groomed, close beard/goatee. These ZZ Top wannabe lumberjack are not my thing! It just feels like an excuse to hit two birds with one stone: hide a weak chin and never groom again.

I assume it is appreciated when we (men) groom to a degree, but how do you feel if a guy is totally shaved (head to toe)? What if it’s for his job—Swimmer, Model, Stripper?

Sadly, neither Michael Phelps nor Marcus Schenkenberg are in my DMs, so I don't forsee occupational requirements being an issue for body hair.

If I'm into you, whatever makes you happy is what's important. However, if I'm viewing for my own pleasure I prefer hair, with a little man-scaping.

According to old movies, a guy’s face should be smooth as silk before a date, what changed?

It really comes down to the person, how they wear facial hair and whether or not the viewer likes it. I don't think there's one universal rule.

My spouse has had a mustache and goatee since middle school (early chia pet bloomer ) We'd been married almost five years before I saw him without facial hair, which he had to shave because of his job. He's lucky he's got the jawline to pull it off, (though, he did look like a baby to me for a long time) a lot of guys don't and just look better with a little bit of a beard to give their face some masculine definition

Women seem to enjoy the beard between their legs, but whiskers take some time to become beards. What is the proper amount of whiskers to enjoy getting oral from?

At least a week of growth. Otherwise, it's like 80 grit sandpaper!

Do you love the feeling of smooth balls on your chin, or are you fine either way?

N/A... can't say I've had balls of any grooming level on my chin. Though, this does conjur a few images

What criticisms do you have about past partner’s grooming habits?

My experience in this arena is pretty limited. I was just grateful that my spouse groomed at all, and wasn't like my heathen brothers who lived like nasty cavemen until 5 minutes before their girlfriend's showed up!

 

[hotwords229_A]

How often do you guys have balls on your chins

I wish I could get my balls on my nose, if you know what I mean.

And before that everyone had three foot long beards.