Cock Talk

[EvaLane]

Your Wallet: The other bulge in your his pants.

How has money affected your relationships?

I have a very healthy open relationship with money where I’m allowed to spend it and he is allowed to earn it.

I’m mostly joking, honestly I think the silver spoon I was raised with has alleviated what could have been major stressors in my relationships - but fortunately I’ve always had a roof over my head and guaranteed food to eat along with simple pleasures along the way.

That said, my family relationships are on fire when it comes to money now. I think we were happier living in government housing, but I’m sure the stress and pressure on my parents probably painted a different, rougher perspective.

Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?

nah

Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?

Sort of. I really don’t want to be with someone who has flashy money. Like for example, fancy sports cars turn me off. A little too close to home, y’know?

and I’m a very simple girl regardless of how much cha-ching I’m slinging at the moment, so he has to know how to hang.

Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?

This is tricky. So, everyone I’ve dated technically has a higher income than me, but if we’re talking financial status, I think I’ve come up “on top”.

If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?

Eh, anyone who knows me knows I don’t mind being on my knees waiting in fearful, yearning anticipation, butttttttt if my partner won the lottery I would let him know it’s been chill but cowabunga man, live your best fricken’ life pal have fun with your Miami baddies and send me a postcard xoxoxox

Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?

There was a moment right when I started dating my husband that I wound up at a Salvation Army rent bank. It’s a program that’ll help catch you up on missed rent, which I needed because I was young and dumb.

He went with me and handed over his banking information without a second thought when they asked if he was going to co-sign the agreement.

Money won’t ever be an issue between us, a lack or a surplus.

Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy? Shouldn’t you?

I’ve considered it! I have so many ideas!! I won’t give them all up for free but here’s one

Sanitary Sunday - take a walk and collect 1 plastic/reusable bag of local litter! Show photo evidence to receive a mystery never seen before, behind the scenes photos/videos from yours truly

If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?

I would buy out a cruise ship for a year so that my besties from around the world could plan out their vacation time, make their spousal excuses, so they could come mingle and contract as many sexually transmitted infections as possible

I would make the bestest stewardess, are you joking? So cuteeeeeee

 

[deft]

I would buy out a cruise ship for a year so that my besties from around the world could plan out their vacation time, make their spousal excuses, so they could come mingle and contract as many sexually transmitted infections as possible

I would make the bestest stewardess, are you joking? So cuteeeeeee

You just completed Lit. Well done!

 

[lavendersilk]

Your Wallet: The other bulge in your pants.

How has money affected your relationships?

Kind of? It is on my mind a bit.

Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?

Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?

Yes.

Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?

I prefer we are somewhat equal. But I have dated all over the place.

If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?

I might not sign a prenup.

Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?

Didn't destroy but came to a screeching halt. Luckily, I wasn't emotionally invested at that point.

Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy? Shouldn’t you?

No, but I've thought about creating an OnlyFans. I think it would be fun. Not sure how much money I'd make, so it would be a side hustle for sure.

If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?

I think about 200 of these for a start... in green and pink to go all over my house.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Your Wallet: The other bulge in your pants.

How has money affected your relationships?

It hasn't.

Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?

Nope.

Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?

Not really. I'd say that I am "comfortable". I think intelligence level and emotional maturity affects how I perceive suitors more than money, as my recent suitors have all been generally well-to-do.

Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?

I've dated all kinds of men, from blue-collar workers to men that owned multi-million dollar companies.

If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?

I'd never propose marriage. In this hypothetical, however: no, I wouldn't feel weird. I'm not sure how them winning the lottery would cause weirdness, unless you already had some questions about the relationship.

Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?

No experience with that scenario, so neither.

Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy?

No.

If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?

There is nothing sexual I want that I don't already own.

 

[Lmizzler]

Your Wallet: The other bulge in your pants.

How has money affected your relationships?
Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?
Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?
Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?
If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?
Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?
Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy? Shouldn’t you?
If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?

Mo Money, Mo Problems!

Seriously though, money has had zero impact on my relationships and sex life.
I have also not done anything sexy for money. (I just do it all for free.)

 

[Wand3rlust]

Mo Money, Mo Problems!

Seriously though, money has had zero impact on my relationships and sex life.
I have also not done anything sexy for money. (I just do it all for free.)

*throws you a fiver. Waits*

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sanitary Sunday - take a walk and collect 1 plastic/reusable bag of local litter! Show photo evidence to receive a mystery never seen before, behind the scenes photos/videos from yours truly

I love this idea and I’m totally onboard. BUT, we have to get the word sanitary out of this. It’s not a word that goes with sexy.

No, but I've thought about creating an OnlyFans. I think it would be fun. Not sure how much money I'd make, so it would be a side hustle for sure.

You never know until you try.
You should try.

I think about 200 of these for a start... in green and pink to go all over my house.

What if they were fountains that shot water out of one and into the other. You could hook them up to your sound system and have them sync with your music.

I'm not sure how them winning the lottery would cause weirdness

I was thinking it would be weird to date someone for a year or so and then, when you’re finally going to propose, they win. Now it looks like you’re proposing for the money.

I have also not done anything sexy for money. (I just do it all for free.)

Start charging, and soon you can write your autobiography “How I Unzipped a Million Dollar Monster”.

 

[lavendersilk]

You never know until you try.
You should try.

When I do, can I sign you up for a month?

What if they were fountains that shot water out of one and into the other. You could hook them up to your sound system and have them sync with your music.

This is exactly what I need! ️

 

[hotwords229_A]

When I do, can I sign you up for a month?

It’s probably more fiscally responsible to sign for the year. Just to be safe.

 

[EvaLane]

I love this idea and I’m totally onboard. BUT, we have to get the word sanitary out of this. It’s not a word that goes with sexy.

Sanitary as a safe word? EXTREMELY EXPLICIT AUDIO

 

[GallantWriter]

Sanitary as a safe word? EXTREMELY EXPLICIT AUDIO

Sanitary doesn't usually go with sexy, but goddamn, that was sexy Eva.

 

[sammyIammy]

That was downright…sanitary

 

[Apisto42]

Your Wallet: The other bulge in your pants.

How has money affected your relationships?
Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?
Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?
Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?
If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?
Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?
Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy? Shouldn’t you?
If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?

What no graphic pic? I figured if was either going to be a stripper with wads of cash in her garter (do they still do that since there’s cashap?) or some rich dude throwing money in the air.

Can’t respond till I get a classic hotwords piece of artwork on the questions.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sanitary as a safe word? EXTREMELY EXPLICIT AUDIO

Okay, you win. We can use it. As in, “my shorts are no longer sanitary”.

What no graphic pic? I figured if was either going to be a stripper with wads of cash in her garter (do they still do that since there’s cashap?) or some rich dude throwing money in the air.

Can’t respond till I get a classic hotwords piece of artwork on the questions.

I tried, but the internet was not cooperating and then the whole Lit pic thing, I just said fuck it.
I’ll try again.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Can’t respond till I get a classic hotwords piece of artwork on the questions.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/d238e739aecfa8f7b4f46f5b19c68e26/7784813f6ad298c7-76/s1280x1920/3d6a20b62c9957b0e2282caadaa0cdd11a6ed1f9.jpg

 

[Wand3rlust]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/d238e739aecfa8f7b4f46f5b19c68e26/7784813f6ad298c7-76/s1280x1920/3d6a20b62c9957b0e2282caadaa0cdd11a6ed1f9.jpg

Hey - someone's nicked my USP!

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Your Wallet: The other bulge in your pants.

This reminds me that I need to watch Labyrinth.

How has money affected your relationships?

Hey I just had a session with my counselor and this is what we discussed. How timely!

Money is something that is a stressor sometimes. We have different attitudes about it. We have different opinions on what we need, etc. That can be stressful. My counselor worded it in a way that was helpful when she said that money can mean a lot of different things to different people. I think that it is important to respect your partner and keep his or her comfort level at the heart of things, but also be openminded and willing think about more than just one right way to do things.

Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?

No

Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?

No. I imagine that the activities I do and where I work and spend most of my time are dictated, somewhat, by where I am financially and therefore who I’m around … but that’s the only way.

Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?

The same answer as above really. Not purposefully, no.

If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?

Sure? Any major life change that they’d have would be something that would cause them to be in a different place in their life, right? Maybe they’d just want to elope and buy an island and start our own compound where societal expectations, clothing, and money are outdated anyway.

Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?

Big financial decisions always cause some waves and it takes a lot of discussion and planning to weather those. But we have basic foundational understandings that we rely on and are helpful. I wouldn't say that we feel super close or bonded by these situations.

Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy? Shouldn’t you?

Not unless you count strip poker.

If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?

Hmm a little flat in London.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This reminds me that I need to watch Labyrinth.

What?!

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

What?!

 

[lavendersilk]

Money is something that is a stressor sometimes. We have different attitudes about it. We have different opinions on what we need, etc. That can be stressful. My counselor worded it in a way that was helpful when she said that money can mean a lot of different things to different people. I think that it is important to respect your partner and keep his or her comfort level at the heart of things, but also be openminded and willing think about more than just one right way to do things.

I love this.

 

[Apisto42]

Your Wallet: The other bulge in your pants.

How has money affected your relationships?

No more so than it affects my life in general. I’ve never been poor, but man have I been broke.

Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?

Nope. Only fallen for one woman and money had nothing to do with it.

Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?

Now? Yes it would. At 50 I’m not going to be interested in a relationship with someone that doesn’t have their shit together enough to be self sufficient. It’s not the money, it’s what life choices have you made to be broke at this age.

Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?

All of my dating was before I was 27. We were all broke. College was a morherfucker on finances.

If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?

Nope. Because if we were that much in love that I’d be willing to be joined together, it’d just be good news.

Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?

It led to some laughs. The special take out dinner of KFC that we could barely afford landed on the ground? Pick the gravel out, heat it up and make do.

We had some great sex that night.

Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy? Shouldn’t you?


Don’t no one want to see that. I suppose. Could raise money by threatening to strip!




If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?

A year long cruise.

 

[hotwords229_A]

@Love_Is_Blonde

Looks more like a coin purse than a wallet!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Your Wallet: The other bulge in your pants.

The wallet I accidentally washed last week and ruined his important things??

As usually, these are such good questions, HW! I've been pondering them since you posted and, for any podcast listeners out there, I'd like to recommend a podcast called Death, Sex and Money. It's about hard conversations we all need to have but out culture has made really difficult to have. It's a weekly banger (as far as podcasts go) for me.

How has money affected your relationships?
I've always been middle class (despite lots of hard work and not many bad decisions), sometimes lower middle class, sometimes higher. I reckon I'll always be in the middle class (as long as one exists) and that honestly suits me fine. I've only wanted to feel comfortable, not have to stress about an emergency, and travel a little. I couldn't enjoy having more than enough and watching people I care about have less. It's only affected my relationship when our goals weren't in alignment. And honestly, I blame myself for being a people pleaser and not putting my foot down on those instances. Someone's gotta be the dreamer, someone's gotta be the accountant.

Have you ever fallen for someone, then learned they were super rich, or super poor?
No. This will probably be unpopular but I think people from different socioeconomic statuses are very different from each other in ways that you can't tell until you're doing life together. People take for granted the way they live their lives are pretty similar to the way everyone lives and it's just not true. They assume the hardships or the opportunities they've had are common or available to everyone. This isn't necessarily good or bad, to be clear, just different. For me, I value people who share the same ideals and those ideals are very often displayed through finances and their attitudes towards people with more or less. That's a long way of saying, so far, I've fallen for people who understand money in a similar way to me.

Does your personal wealth affect how you perceive suitors?
A bit. If you're completely dependent on the grace of family, friends, strangers and for whatever reason can't provide for yourself, then that's a big consideration for me. Not because of the lack but because I can't quite handle taking care of anyone else in my life at the moment. It's not ambition I value but hard work. If you're extremely well off, then I would have to understand somethings about you and how you got there and how you view your wealth and what you're doing with it. I don't find someone whose only goal in life to make more money very attractive. Personally. Generosity of attention, time and resources is sexy af. Personally.

Do you, or did you, date within people of a similar income?
Always. Well maybe not income but certainly similar economic status. More money, more problems, as they say.

If you were about to propose marriage and then the other person won the lottery, would you then feel weird about it?
If we're about to get engaged, I would assume our goals are aligned. I feel like this is an early relationship question because the answer is so telling. Pay our bills, be comfortable, take care of everyone we love, get involved in charities we're passionate about, travel. What's the point of money if you can't share it?

Has a lack of money destroyed your relationships? Or did it bring you closer together?
Closer. There's a certain understanding between people who work their ass off and figure out how to make it work. It creates a safe place to bring the struggles and a totally celebration when something goes your way.

Have you ever stripped for money, had sex for money, or raised money for a good cause by doing anything sexy? Shouldn’t you?
No.... but I often joke about starting an OF. Surprisingly my partner is totally on board with that as long as I don't talk to anyone watching. So.... thats.... awkward.

If you suddenly had financial security and money to burn, what would be the first sexual or sexy thing you would buy?
I'll buy Lit.

Also, plane tickets and the PTO it would equal to enjoy the destination. (Is that sex work? I want us to have time to enjoy but I don't want you to lose money on me so I would cover what you would have made that week? It kinda feels like sex work.... thoughts?)

 

[hotwords229_A]

No.... but I often joke about starting an OF. Surprisingly my partner is totally on board with that as long as I don't talk to anyone watching. So.... thats.... awkward.

This is interesting. Maybe a silent film style OF?
That could be pretty hot. If you want to make a practice OF, I can offer plenty of . . . encouragement.

I'll buy Lit.

Can we have pics back?

 

[hotwords229_A]

The wallet I accidentally washed last week and ruined his important things??

That condom he’s been carrying around since high school?
Also, was this your fault?