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Carmina24 said:
Volunteer Tester Applications Now Open

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Climax Unlimited (TM) tester program? Here’s what we’re looking for:

Requirements:
Must have a pulse (higher is better).
Must be comfortable providing detailed, repeatable, preferably moan-filled feedback.
Must own a towel (trust us).
Must sign an NDA (No Denial of Arousal).

Preferred Qualifications:
Ability to go multiple rounds without complaint.
Strong time management skills — e.g., showing up on time for your next orgasm.
Experience with beta testing, stress testing… or just testing limits.

Benefits:
Early access to Ignite (TM) and SHE Series (TM) devices.
Complimentary samples of Torrent (TM) (our upcoming smart lube).
Bragging rights: “I came, I saw, I beta-tested.”

📞 Call 1-800-CUM-A-LOT (TM), press 3, and join the only focus group that never wants the meeting to end.
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@Noone45 Interested?
 
Carmina24 said:
Volunteer Tester Applications Now Open

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Climax Unlimited (TM) tester program? Here’s what we’re looking for:

Requirements:
Must have a pulse (higher is better).
Must be comfortable providing detailed, repeatable, preferably moan-filled feedback.
Must own a towel (trust us).
Must sign an NDA (No Denial of Arousal).

Preferred Qualifications:
Ability to go multiple rounds without complaint.
Strong time management skills — e.g., showing up on time for your next orgasm.
Experience with beta testing, stress testing… or just testing limits.

Benefits:
Early access to Ignite (TM) and SHE Series (TM) devices.
Complimentary samples of Torrent (TM) (our upcoming smart lube).
Bragging rights: “I came, I saw, I beta-tested.”

📞 Call 1-800-CUM-A-LOT (TM), press 3, and join the only focus group that never wants the meeting to end.
Click to expand...
I'm soo excited
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Noone45 said:
I'm ready to join now . where is my offer letter
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Climax Unlimited - Volunteer Tester Offer Letter

Dear @Noone45,

Congratulations! We are pleased to offer you a position as Volunteer Tester, Orgasm Division at Climax Unlimited.

Terms of Engagement:
- Compensation: Unlimited orgasms (non-monetary).
- Benefits: Early access to Ignite (TM) and SHE Series (TM), complimentary Torrent (TM) lube samples, and bragging rights that few can claim.
- Hours: Flexible, but frequent. (You may be called in for “overtime.”)
- Reporting Line: Directly to Pleasure Management.

By accepting this role, you agree to:
- Provide detailed, moan-level feedback.
- Participate in stress testing (we push our products - and our people - to the limit).
- Maintain strict confidentiality under the NDA (No Denial of Arousal).

Please sign below to confirm your acceptance.
Welcome to Climax Unlimited - billions served, one at a time.

Sincerely,
The Pleasure Board
Climax Unlimited
 
Carmina24 said:
Climax Unlimited - Volunteer Tester Offer Letter

Dear @Noone45,

Congratulations! We are pleased to offer you a position as Volunteer Tester, Orgasm Division at Climax Unlimited.

Terms of Engagement:
- Compensation: Unlimited orgasms (non-monetary).
- Benefits: Early access to Ignite (TM) and SHE Series (TM), complimentary Torrent (TM) lube samples, and bragging rights that few can claim.
- Hours: Flexible, but frequent. (You may be called in for “overtime.”)
- Reporting Line: Directly to Pleasure Management.

By accepting this role, you agree to:
- Provide detailed, moan-level feedback.
- Participate in stress testing (we push our products - and our people - to the limit).
- Maintain strict confidentiality under the NDA (No Denial of Arousal).

Please sign below to confirm your acceptance.
Welcome to Climax Unlimited - billions served, one at a time.

Sincerely,
The Pleasure Board
Climax Unlimited
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Thank you @Carmina24 ma'am
It's my pleasure to be part of pleasure board and I'm looking forward to having many more climax at climax unlimited

I'm already aroused, looks like I can get onboard right away!
 
Carmina24 said:
On Toys

Toys are not replacements.
They’re amplifiers. Multipliers. The spark that turns into fire when you let imagination drive.
Some toys tease like whispers - subtle, playful, meant to make you laugh before they make you gasp. Others come like storms, merciless in their precision, designed to strip away every thought until all that’s left is sensation.
But here’s the truth: the best toy is never plastic, steel, or silicone. The best toy is curiosity - the willingness to explore, to play, to blur the line between control and surrender.
Because in the end, toys are just tools. It’s the hands, the mouths, the voices that wield them that make them dangerous.

Climax Unlimited (TM) Product Spotlight
Ignite (TM) - the smart cock ring that learns you.
SHE Series (TM) - the women’s line, featuring TruthSense (TM) (the built-in bullshit detector) and more ways to ruin without mercy.
Pre-orders now open: 1-800-CUM-A-LOT (TM)
Why put a cap on orgasm, when you can have as many as you want?

📞 Hotline Menu
“Welcome to Climax Unlimited (TM). Please listen carefully, your orgasm is very important to us.”
Press 1 to pre-order Ignite (TM).
Press 2 to pre-order the SHE Series (TM).
Press 3 to apply as a Volunteer Tester (warning: positions are highly… competitive) - see next post for the details
Press 4 for Investor Relations (billions served, one at a time).
Press 5 to hear… a satisfied silence.
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Carmina24 said:
Volunteer Tester Applications Now Open

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Climax Unlimited (TM) tester program? Here’s what we’re looking for:

Requirements:
Must have a pulse (higher is better).
Must be comfortable providing detailed, repeatable, preferably moan-filled feedback.
Must own a towel (trust us).
Must sign an NDA (No Denial of Arousal).

Preferred Qualifications:
Ability to go multiple rounds without complaint.
Strong time management skills — e.g., showing up on time for your next orgasm.
Experience with beta testing, stress testing… or just testing limits.

Benefits:
Early access to Ignite (TM) and SHE Series (TM) devices.
Complimentary samples of Torrent (TM) (our upcoming smart lube).
Bragging rights: “I came, I saw, I beta-tested.”

📞 Call 1-800-CUM-A-LOT (TM), press 3, and join the only focus group that never wants the meeting to end.
Click to expand...

Please add a disclaimer to these posts to identify that this is related to a fictional company developed in this thread and is not actually spam.
 
ToPleaseHim said:
Please add a disclaimer to these posts to identify that this is related to a fictional company developed in this thread and is not actually spam.
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Thanks for the reminder - much appreciated.
I’ve already added a disclaimer to make it clear Climax Unlimited (TM) is purely fictional and just part of the fun in this thread.
I appreciate your guidance.
 
Friend:- how was your new job ?
Me :- it's soo good, it keeps me hard and I enjoy it
Friend:- wait , dude , how can you enjoy a hard day
Me :- that's not what I meant, it's , it's .....

*How can I explain my work to him*
 
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