The Art of Getting Lit Laid

[sammyIammy]

Wow!!! This is awesome!!!

Is it Ignite or Ignight

 

[Carmina24]

Wow!!! This is awesome!!!

Is it Ignite or Ignight

Ooh, that's a good name too!

 

[jacfox]

Just read through the whole of the Ignite/Ignight TM thread---most fun I've witnessed here since joining. Wondering about a gender-neutral anal version...

 

[Carmina24]

Just read through the whole of the Ignite/Ignight TM thread---most fun I've witnessed here since joining. Wondering about a gender-neutral anal version...

Not a problem, our R&D team, headed by @bestkeptsecret678 , will be on it
Thanks for the suggestion! Love it!

 

[Carmina24]

Hi guys, we're trying to build our team. We need a CEO, CFO, COO, Head of Production, etc.

@jacfox Do any of these roles appeal to you? We are hiring. We offer products in lieu of salary.

 

[Carmina24]

Hi guys, we're trying to build our team. We need a CEO, CFO, COO, Head of Production, etc.

I am pleased to announce that we now have a CFO - @write_or_wrong
*whispers* I might have failed to mention we give products instead of salary...you're fine with this, right?

 

[write_or_wrong]

I am pleased to announce that we now have a CFO - @write_or_wrong
*whispers* I might have failed to mention we give products instead of salary...you're fine with this, right?

I eagerly accept. Looking forward to testing and enjoying all those toys!

 

[Carmina24]

I eagerly accept. Looking forward to testing and enjoying all those toys!

Wonderful! Overjoyed to have you on the team!

 

[jacfox]

@jacfox Do any of these roles appeal to you? We are hiring. We offer products in lieu of salary.

Maybe you'd like to suggest a role for me... I trust your judgement implicitly, and all your suggestions seem, um, irresistible?

 

[jacfox]

Head of production sounds enticing...I like being productive (nudge nudge, wink wink, UK smutty mode kicking in)

 

[Carmina24]

Head of production sounds enticing...I like being productive (nudge nudge, wink wink, UK smutty mode kicking in)

Wonderful! We now have our Head of Production - @jacfox !
This is awesome!!!

 

[jacfox]

An entirely male team at your command... I'm sure you'll know how to discipline us

 

[Carmina24]

An entirely male team at your command... I'm sure you'll know how to discipline us

Did my leather outfit, handcuffs and whip give me away?

 

[Carmina24]

An entirely male team at your command... I'm sure you'll know how to discipline us

We need women executives please...
@Pad_Foot Fancy being our CEO?

 

[mustang_driver]

I'm here. How can I be of service?

 

[Carmina24]

Hi guys, we're trying to build our team. We need a CEO, CFO, COO, Head of Production, etc.

@mustang_driver We need a COO. This is our business...(See next post)

 

[Carmina24]

On Toys

Toys are not replacements.
They’re amplifiers. Multipliers. The spark that turns into fire when you let imagination drive.
Some toys tease like whispers - subtle, playful, meant to make you laugh before they make you gasp. Others come like storms, merciless in their precision, designed to strip away every thought until all that’s left is sensation.
But here’s the truth: the best toy is never plastic, steel, or silicone. The best toy is curiosity - the willingness to explore, to play, to blur the line between control and surrender.
Because in the end, toys are just tools. It’s the hands, the mouths, the voices that wield them that make them dangerous.

Climax Unlimited (TM) Product Spotlight
Ignite (TM) - the smart cock ring that learns you.
SHE Series (TM) - the women’s line, featuring TruthSense (TM) (the built-in bullshit detector) and more ways to ruin without mercy.
Pre-orders now open: 1-800-CUM-A-LOT (TM)
Why put a cap on orgasm, when you can have as many as you want?

Hotline Menu
“Welcome to Climax Unlimited (TM). Please listen carefully, your orgasm is very important to us.”
Press 1 to pre-order Ignite (TM).
Press 2 to pre-order the SHE Series (TM).
Press 3 to apply as a Volunteer Tester (warning: positions are highly… competitive) - see next post for the details
Press 4 for Investor Relations (billions served, one at a time).
Press 5 to hear… a satisfied silence.

@mustang_driver This is our business. We are Climax Unlimited.

 

[mustang_driver]

@mustang_driver We need a COO. This is our business...(See next post)

I think I can handle that. I'm in!

 

[Carmina24]

I think I can handle that. I'm in!

Wonderful!

@Hornymwtxn I know you're in charge of pre-orders...but we need you as CEO. What do you think?

 

[jacfox]

Wonderful!

@Hornymwtxn I know you're in charge of pre-orders...but we need you as CEO. What do you think?

I'll second that

 

[jacfox]

Did my leather outfit, handcuffs and whip give me away?

Perish the thought. To quote one of the most beautiful songs of all time, It Never Entered My Mind (much...)

 

[Carmina24]

Perish the thought. To quote one of the most beautiful songs of all time, It Never Entered My Mind (much...)

Which singer? I see several

 

[jacfox]

For me, Ella Fitzgerald will always be the greatest. Chet Baker's trumpet instrumental is also heartachingly wistful

 

[jacfox]

That's given away my romantic underbelly...um...can I write without innuendo?

 

[Carmina24]

That's given away my romantic underbelly...um...can I write without innuendo?

It won't be you without innuendos *winks*