The Art of Getting Lit Laid

[Hornymwtxn]

Tagline:

Ignite (TM) — not just stimulation.
Not just possession.
Never has a cock been this powerful.

A cock's best friend when your fwb or SO is occupied

 

[Carmina24]

Not until I see the profit sharing agreement.

Simple:
Your cock, my pleasure
That's the agreement

 

[Carmina24]

A cock's best friend when your fwb or SO is occupied

Or "being alone has never felt this good"

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Simple:
Your cock, my pleasure
That's the agreement

SOLD!!!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Guys, what about these:

GlowMode (TM) - Because finding your partner in the dark should never be a problem. Subtle glow in the dark bands guide eager hands right where they belong.

FlavorSync (TM) - Why stop at sensation? Ignite (TM) comes in customizable flavor infusions - from sinful chocolate to wicked cinnamon - because foreplay should be a feast.

No-Snooze Alarm (TM) - Forget your phone alarm. Ignite (TM) wakes you with pulses you cannot ignore. Spoiler: you’ll never sleep through a meeting again.

Emergency Power Bank (TM) – In case of a blackout, Ignite (TM) doubles as a phone charger. Priorities, right?

Morning fun will never make you late to work ever again

 

[Carmina24]

Ooohhh, how about:

DesireGPS (TM) - At parties or crowded rooms, Ignite (TM) syncs with your app to detect chemistry signals and discreetly guides you toward the one woman who has the hots for you. Why bother guessing, when DesireGPS identifies the highest probability of attraction for you?
Warning: may cause sudden traffic jams on the way to the bathroom.

 

[Carmina24]

I think I will call in sick for work.
And continue working on Ignite (TM).

 

[Carmina24]

For pre-orders, contact @Hornymwtxn
For product testing volunteers, contact @write_or_wrong
For crowdfunding, contact me
For R&D, contact @bestkeptsecret678

Hi guys, we're trying to build our team. We need a CEO, CFO, COO, Head of Production, etc.

 

[Carmina24]

Hi guys, we're trying to build our team. We need a CEO, CFO, COO, Head of Production, etc.

And Head of Legal. You know, in case we get lawsuits

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Venture capitalists get in on the ground floor of our exciting orgasm company.

Be like a McDonalds billions served

 

[Carmina24]

Venture capitalists get in on the ground floor of our exciting orgasm company.

Be like a McDonalds billions served

I love it!
We can call our company Climax Unlimited
Why put a cap on orgasm, when you can have as many as you want?

 

[Pad_Foot]

I love it!
We can call our company Climax Unlimited
Why put a cap on orgasm, when you can have as many as you want?

We are talking about the ladies’ endless orgasms right?
Why stop at one guy ?? They finish fast why get stuck with just one??

Can we invest now???

 

[Carmina24]

We are talking about the ladies’ endless orgasms right?
Why stop at one guy ?? They finish fast why get stuck with just one??

Can we invest now???

Excellent point!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I love it!
We can call our company Climax Unlimited
Why put a cap on orgasm, when you can have as many as you want?

And our product will have an edging setting taking you to that edge however many times you specify before getting you over that hump

 

[Noone45]

I love it!
We can call our company Climax Unlimited
Why put a cap on orgasm, when you can have as many as you want?

Sounds great

 

[Carmina24]

We are talking about the ladies’ endless orgasms right?
Why stop at one guy ?? They finish fast why get stuck with just one??

Can we invest now???

@Pad_Foot

What do you think about this:
Climax Unlimited: SHE Series (TM)
contains all features of the male version, but with one additional feature:
TruthSense (TM) - built-in bullshit detector. Syncs with tone, heartbeat and micro-pauses in his speech. If he's lying, SHE will know it before he finishes typing

And yes, you can invest now.
Call our hotline: 1-800-CUM-A-LOT

 

[Noone45]

TruthSense (TM) - built-in bullshit detector. Syncs with tone, heartbeat and micro-pauses in his speech. If he's lying, SHE will know it before he finishes typing

I don't think we. Need this .
Please Stop it at the development stage ,
We don't need something like that

 

[Pad_Foot]

I’m game!! More power to women!!

Keep working!!

Easy for a guy to complain!! Let the market decide. It will be interesting to see how the species develops with women in charge !

 

[Finger8]

@Finger8
I think you captured something we don’t often say out loud - ñ that connection isn’t always about fireworks on demand, but about rhythm. Sometimes it clicks, sometimes it fades, and sometimes it’s as simple as a small check-in that says I’m still here, I’m still willing.

Your point about playfulness resonates deeply. It’s not about being lewd for the sake of it, but about letting imagination and reality dance side by side - knowing that in this space, we can voice the things we hide in daily life and still be met with curiosity instead of judgment.

And I think that’s the lesson in itself: that “teaching” here doesn’t always come wrapped in a lecture or clever words. Sometimes it’s just showing up with honesty about where we’re at, and in doing so, we remind each other that the possibility is still alive.

So thank you for this - you’ve just added your own verse to the Your Turn to Teach chorus.

Dancing side by side - I certainly like the way you put that.

Keeping possibility alive - that really is the crux of it, isn't it?

 

[write_or_wrong]

I’m game!! More power to women!!

Keep working!!

Easy for a guy to complain!! Let the market decide. It will be interesting to see how the species develops with women in charge !

The species couldn't develop any worse than it has with men calling the shots.

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

Simple:
Your cock, my pleasure
That's the agreement

Yes boss.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Liking dogs.

 

[Carmina24]

@Pad_Foot

What do you think about this:
Climax Unlimited: SHE Series (TM)
contains all features of the male version, but with one additional feature:
TruthSense (TM) - built-in bullshit detector. Syncs with tone, heartbeat and micro-pauses in his speech. If he's lying, SHE will know it before he finishes typing

And yes, you can invest now.
Call our hotline: 1-800-CUM-A-LOT

@bestkeptsecret678
Since you're R&D, better get started on this right away. We have orders coming in

 

[Carmina24]

On Toys

Toys are not replacements.
They’re amplifiers. Multipliers. The spark that turns into fire when you let imagination drive.
Some toys tease like whispers - subtle, playful, meant to make you laugh before they make you gasp. Others come like storms, merciless in their precision, designed to strip away every thought until all that’s left is sensation.
But here’s the truth: the best toy is never plastic, steel, or silicone. The best toy is curiosity - the willingness to explore, to play, to blur the line between control and surrender.
Because in the end, toys are just tools. It’s the hands, the mouths, the voices that wield them that make them dangerous.

Disclaimer
Climax Unlimited (TM) is a fictional company born in this thread. It’s parody, not spam. No actual products, services, or hotlines exist (yet ).

Climax Unlimited (TM) Product Spotlight
Ignite (TM) - the smart cock ring that learns you.
SHE Series (TM) - the women’s line, featuring TruthSense (TM) (the built-in bullshit detector) and more ways to ruin without mercy.
Pre-orders now open: 1-800-CUM-A-LOT (TM)
Why put a cap on orgasm, when you can have as many as you want?

Hotline Menu
“Welcome to Climax Unlimited (TM). Please listen carefully, your orgasm is very important to us.”
Press 1 to pre-order Ignite (TM).
Press 2 to pre-order the SHE Series (TM).
Press 3 to apply as a Volunteer Tester (warning: positions are highly… competitive) - see next post for the details
Press 4 for Investor Relations (billions served, one at a time).
Press 5 to hear… a satisfied silence.

 

[Carmina24]

Volunteer Tester Applications Now Open

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Climax Unlimited (TM) tester program? Here’s what we’re looking for:

Requirements:
Must have a pulse (higher is better).
Must be comfortable providing detailed, repeatable, preferably moan-filled feedback.
Must own a towel (trust us).
Must sign an NDA (No Denial of Arousal).

Preferred Qualifications:
Ability to go multiple rounds without complaint.
Strong time management skills — e.g., showing up on time for your next orgasm.
Experience with beta testing, stress testing… or just testing limits.

Benefits:
Early access to Ignite (TM) and SHE Series (TM) devices.
Complimentary samples of Torrent (TM) (our upcoming smart lube).
Bragging rights: “I came, I saw, I beta-tested.”

Call 1-800-CUM-A-LOT (TM), press 3, and join the only focus group that never wants the meeting to end.

Disclaimer
Climax Unlimited (TM) is a fictional company born in this thread. It’s parody, not spam. No actual products, services, or hotlines exist (yet ).