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I can't help smiling about the old joke: What do you call an Italian suppository? Answer: Innuendo.It won't be you without innuendos *winks*
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I can't help smiling about the old joke: What do you call an Italian suppository? Answer: Innuendo.It won't be you without innuendos *winks*
Sounds like a fun enterprise.Wonderful!
@Hornymwtxn I know you're in charge of pre-orders...but we need you as CEO. What do you think?
There's my cute friend!
Wonderful!!!Sounds like a fun enterprise.
I will give it the ole college try!
https://media.tenor.com/eapXF8eojKMAAAA1/go-team.webpThere's my cute friend!
We need volunteers
@Noone45 Interested?Volunteer Tester Applications Now Open
Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Climax Unlimited (TM) tester program? Here’s what we’re looking for:
Requirements:
Must have a pulse (higher is better).
Must be comfortable providing detailed, repeatable, preferably moan-filled feedback.
Must own a towel (trust us).
Must sign an NDA (No Denial of Arousal).
Preferred Qualifications:
Ability to go multiple rounds without complaint.
Strong time management skills — e.g., showing up on time for your next orgasm.
Experience with beta testing, stress testing… or just testing limits.
Benefits:
Early access to Ignite (TM) and SHE Series (TM) devices.
Complimentary samples of Torrent (TM) (our upcoming smart lube).
Bragging rights: “I came, I saw, I beta-tested.”
Call 1-800-CUM-A-LOT (TM), press 3, and join the only focus group that never wants the meeting to end.
I love your enthusiasm!!!
I'm soo excitedVolunteer Tester Applications Now Open
Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Climax Unlimited (TM) tester program? Here’s what we’re looking for:
Requirements:
Must have a pulse (higher is better).
Must be comfortable providing detailed, repeatable, preferably moan-filled feedback.
Must own a towel (trust us).
Must sign an NDA (No Denial of Arousal).
Preferred Qualifications:
Ability to go multiple rounds without complaint.
Strong time management skills — e.g., showing up on time for your next orgasm.
Experience with beta testing, stress testing… or just testing limits.
Benefits:
Early access to Ignite (TM) and SHE Series (TM) devices.
Complimentary samples of Torrent (TM) (our upcoming smart lube).
Bragging rights: “I came, I saw, I beta-tested.”
Call 1-800-CUM-A-LOT (TM), press 3, and join the only focus group that never wants the meeting to end.
Literally and figuratively, I bet
You're right...I got goosebumps listening to this...it is so beautiful!Perish the thought. To quote one of the most beautiful songs of all time, It Never Entered My Mind (much...)
I can't even imagine our sweet carmina like thatDid my leather outfit, handcuffs and whip give me away?
I'm ready to join now . where is my offer letter
Thank you @Carmina24 ma'amClimax Unlimited - Volunteer Tester Offer Letter
Dear @Noone45,
Congratulations! We are pleased to offer you a position as Volunteer Tester, Orgasm Division at Climax Unlimited.
Terms of Engagement:
- Compensation: Unlimited orgasms (non-monetary).
- Benefits: Early access to Ignite (TM) and SHE Series (TM), complimentary Torrent (TM) lube samples, and bragging rights that few can claim.
- Hours: Flexible, but frequent. (You may be called in for “overtime.”)
- Reporting Line: Directly to Pleasure Management.
By accepting this role, you agree to:
- Provide detailed, moan-level feedback.
- Participate in stress testing (we push our products - and our people - to the limit).
- Maintain strict confidentiality under the NDA (No Denial of Arousal).
Please sign below to confirm your acceptance.
Welcome to Climax Unlimited - billions served, one at a time.
Sincerely,
The Pleasure Board
Climax Unlimited
@bestkeptsecret678Thank you @Carmina24 ma'am
It's my pleasure to be part of pleasure board and I'm looking forward to having many more climax at climax unlimited
I'm already aroused, looks like I can get onboard right away!
On Toys
Toys are not replacements.
They’re amplifiers. Multipliers. The spark that turns into fire when you let imagination drive.
Some toys tease like whispers - subtle, playful, meant to make you laugh before they make you gasp. Others come like storms, merciless in their precision, designed to strip away every thought until all that’s left is sensation.
But here’s the truth: the best toy is never plastic, steel, or silicone. The best toy is curiosity - the willingness to explore, to play, to blur the line between control and surrender.
Because in the end, toys are just tools. It’s the hands, the mouths, the voices that wield them that make them dangerous.
Climax Unlimited (TM) Product Spotlight
Ignite (TM) - the smart cock ring that learns you.
SHE Series (TM) - the women’s line, featuring TruthSense (TM) (the built-in bullshit detector) and more ways to ruin without mercy.
Pre-orders now open: 1-800-CUM-A-LOT (TM)
Why put a cap on orgasm, when you can have as many as you want?
Hotline Menu
“Welcome to Climax Unlimited (TM). Please listen carefully, your orgasm is very important to us.”
Press 1 to pre-order Ignite (TM).
Press 2 to pre-order the SHE Series (TM).
Press 3 to apply as a Volunteer Tester (warning: positions are highly… competitive) - see next post for the details
Press 4 for Investor Relations (billions served, one at a time).
Press 5 to hear… a satisfied silence.
Volunteer Tester Applications Now Open
Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Climax Unlimited (TM) tester program? Here’s what we’re looking for:
Requirements:
Must have a pulse (higher is better).
Must be comfortable providing detailed, repeatable, preferably moan-filled feedback.
Must own a towel (trust us).
Must sign an NDA (No Denial of Arousal).
Preferred Qualifications:
Ability to go multiple rounds without complaint.
Strong time management skills — e.g., showing up on time for your next orgasm.
Experience with beta testing, stress testing… or just testing limits.
Benefits:
Early access to Ignite (TM) and SHE Series (TM) devices.
Complimentary samples of Torrent (TM) (our upcoming smart lube).
Bragging rights: “I came, I saw, I beta-tested.”
Call 1-800-CUM-A-LOT (TM), press 3, and join the only focus group that never wants the meeting to end.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/r2j6oaqr2sIAAAAC/cat.gif@bestkeptsecret678
@jacfox
We need to speed up R&D and Production please, we have volunteer testers already aroused here....
Thanks for the reminder - much appreciated.Please add a disclaimer to these posts to identify that this is related to a fictional company developed in this thread and is not actually spam.
But my arousal is real it's not fictionalThanks for the reminder - much appreciated.
I’ve already added a disclaimer to make it clear Climax Unlimited (TM) is purely fictional and just part of the fun in this thread.
I appreciate your guidance.
Nearly fell off my seat with this one! lolBut my arousal is real it's not fictional![]()
Thank youThanks for the reminder - much appreciated.
I’ve already added a disclaimer to make it clear Climax Unlimited (TM) is purely fictional and just part of the fun in this thread.
I appreciate your guidance.
Recruit him as volunteer tester.Friend:- how was your new job ?
Me :- it's soo good, it keeps me hard and I enjoy it
Friend:- wait , dude , how can you enjoy a hard day
Me :- that's not what I meant, it's , it's .....
*How can I explain my work to him*