What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Wand3rlust]

I have been informed that the plush penii come in white and brown. Other than that, they're all circumsized and of the same shape and size.

EDIT:

I have just been informed that there is a RAINBOW penis!!!

WHY HASN'T MY WIFE BOUGHT THEM ALL???

I want a rainbow penis.

 

[Sunlover102]

I want… I neeed an Emotional Support Penis!!!

And sounds like a fun convention!

I have one!!!
I hold it several times a day

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ummm mine's for sale. Just sayin'

But is yours rainbow colored?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

But is yours rainbow colored?

I wish!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Someone said something about Emotional Support Penises?
Horny is an emotion, right? Where can I find one...... for research?

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Someone said something about Emotional Support Penises?
Horny is an emotion, right? Where can I find one...... for research?

Interesting.. let me know if you find any emotional support butts during your search

 

[dawn_of_night]

I wish!

They make paint for that....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Interesting.. let me know if you find any emotional support butts during your search

They have penis shapes butt pillows.....
Is that close enough?

 

[CuriousRick]

Someone said something about Emotional Support Penises?
Horny is an emotion, right? Where can I find one...... for research?

Asking for a friend, how do I change my screen name?

 

[Neanderthal247]

Watching YouTube videos on men and women, seems like women hate men and men hate women. In my opinion, this will be a negative thing and hope it's only the internet.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

They make paint for that....

But but the canvas changes shape all the time
Haven't you seen the 4 hour warnings on all the boner pill ads?

 

[dawn_of_night]

But but the canvas changes shape all the time
Haven't you seen the 4 hour warnings on all the boner pill ads?

Hmmm....
Maaaayybbeee we dip it....
Like the Easter eggs?

 

[TunnelKing089]

Piece of crap car won't run,just leave and let'em have it.

NASCAR related.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Hmmm....
Maaaayybbeee we dip it....
Like the Easter eggs?

A tyedye dick

I like it

 

[Susurration]

It usually is then, unfortunately

Indeed. I just keep thinking that maybe, this time, I'm mistaken.

I sometimes wish I engaged in casual sex; it's like I hit my mid 40s and my libido hit the gas.

I empathise. I'm forty-three now and suffering from similar issues and from lacking sex when I was in my twenties.

 

[jason28053]

Indeed. I just keep thinking that maybe, this time, I'm mistaken.

I empathise. I'm forty-three now and suffering from similar issues and from lacking sex when I was in my twenties.

I wish you luck with that

 

[Susurration]

Thanks. I think that I a need a time machine more than anything else !

 

[MissSNG]

Welp.. this day didn’t go as planned

 

[TunnelKing089]

Uh yes!! throw the kitchen sink at it,hell it's not gonna hurt it !!

Good god.(NASCAR related)

 

[cheekygirl75]

Wondering how long everything will stay frozen & cold if the fridge is dying? Will it be long enough to get a new one? Really didn’t need this right now!!

 

[birdy]

They're so good!!

I agree! I'm to the point now where I could go for a quiet moment in my mind in place of K-pop

 

[TunnelKing089]

God it'll probably run better now that it's all torn up and beat in.

NASCAR related.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Tomorrow it will be a year. :-(

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Even though it's only preseason, it's nice to see both of my teams win back to back weeks

 

[AmberLGreen]

I guess after making it clear I don’t “play” with married men, I don’t rate an answer

I bet he is a “nice guy”

It is such a conversation stopper. Somebody who you have been having a laugh with, who likes you because you have a sense of humour and thinks you “have a lot in common” suddenly seems to have a personality transplant and changes their opinion but fails to let you know that.

I have one at the moment that keeps PMing me even though I have made it clear that I am not interested for that very reason. I think he is used to getting his own way but he is on a very slippery slope to getting outed publicly. I know I can put him on ignore but I never want to put anyone on ignore.