Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
Always look after the girlsForget the cheeks y’all, the girls (safe-ish? photo????) were in dangerrrrrrrrr. Good thing I left the clamshell bikini at home and wore the full coverage suit after all![]()
Yup, it’s a thing. Embrace it!!I sometimes wish I engaged in casual sex; it's like I hit my mid 40s and my libido hit the gas.
Oh the many quirks of the English language!Wondering why clam is clam but lamb is lamb
If you’re waiting in the queue, why do you need all those letters lined up behind it. Wouldn’t Q suffice?Wondering why clam is clam but lamb is lamb
I want a rainbow penis.I have been informed that the plush penii come in white and brown. Other than that, they're all circumsized and of the same shape and size.
EDIT:
I have just been informed that there is a RAINBOW penis!!!
WHY HASN'T MY WIFE BOUGHT THEM ALL???
I have one!!!I want… I neeed an Emotional Support Penis!!!
And sounds like a fun convention!
But is yours rainbow colored?Ummm mine's for sale. Just sayin'
I wish!But is yours rainbow colored?
Interesting.. let me know if you find any emotional support butts during your searchSomeone said something about Emotional Support Penises?
Horny is an emotion, right? Where can I find one...... for research?![]()
They make paint for that....I wish!
They have penis shapes butt pillows.....Interesting.. let me know if you find any emotional support butts during your search![]()
Asking for a friend, how do I change my screen name?Someone said something about Emotional Support Penises?
Horny is an emotion, right? Where can I find one...... for research?![]()
But but the canvas changes shape all the timeThey make paint for that....
Hmmm....But but the canvas changes shape all the time
Haven't you seen the 4 hour warnings on all the boner pill ads?
A tyedye dickHmmm....
Maaaayybbeee we dip it....
Like the Easter eggs?![]()
Indeed. I just keep thinking that maybe, this time, I'm mistaken.It usually is then, unfortunately
I empathise. I'm forty-three now and suffering from similar issues and from lacking sex when I was in my twenties.I sometimes wish I engaged in casual sex; it's like I hit my mid 40s and my libido hit the gas.
I wish you luck with thatIndeed. I just keep thinking that maybe, this time, I'm mistaken.
I empathise. I'm forty-three now and suffering from similar issues and from lacking sex when I was in my twenties.