What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Hornymwtxn]

Hmmm....
Maaaayybbeee we dip it....
Like the Easter eggs?

A tyedye dick

I like it

 

[Susurration]

It usually is then, unfortunately

Indeed. I just keep thinking that maybe, this time, I'm mistaken.

I sometimes wish I engaged in casual sex; it's like I hit my mid 40s and my libido hit the gas.

I empathise. I'm forty-three now and suffering from similar issues and from lacking sex when I was in my twenties.

 

[jason28053]

Indeed. I just keep thinking that maybe, this time, I'm mistaken.

I empathise. I'm forty-three now and suffering from similar issues and from lacking sex when I was in my twenties.

I wish you luck with that

 

[Susurration]

Thanks. I think that I a need a time machine more than anything else !

 

[MissSNG]

Welp.. this day didn’t go as planned

 

[TunnelKing089]

Uh yes!! throw the kitchen sink at it,hell it's not gonna hurt it !!

Good god.(NASCAR related)

 

[cheekygirl75]

Wondering how long everything will stay frozen & cold if the fridge is dying? Will it be long enough to get a new one? Really didn’t need this right now!!

 

[birdy]

They're so good!!

I agree! I'm to the point now where I could go for a quiet moment in my mind in place of K-pop

 

[TunnelKing089]

God it'll probably run better now that it's all torn up and beat in.

NASCAR related.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Tomorrow it will be a year. :-(

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Even though it's only preseason, it's nice to see both of my teams win back to back weeks

 

[AmberLGreen]

I guess after making it clear I don’t “play” with married men, I don’t rate an answer

I bet he is a “nice guy”

It is such a conversation stopper. Somebody who you have been having a laugh with, who likes you because you have a sense of humour and thinks you “have a lot in common” suddenly seems to have a personality transplant and changes their opinion but fails to let you know that.

I have one at the moment that keeps PMing me even though I have made it clear that I am not interested for that very reason. I think he is used to getting his own way but he is on a very slippery slope to getting outed publicly. I know I can put him on ignore but I never want to put anyone on ignore.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I bet he is a “nice guy”

It is such a conversation stopper. Somebody who you have been having a laugh with, who likes you because you have a sense of humour and thinks you “have a lot in common” suddenly seems to have a personality transplant and changes their opinion but fails to let you know that.

I have one at the moment that keeps PMing me even though I have made it clear that I am not interested for that very reason. I think he is used to getting his own way but he is on a very slippery slope to getting outed publicly. I know I can put him on ignore but I never want to put anyone on ignore.

For the record and in my defense your honor....
It wasn't me...
This time....
I swear

 

[ShaneoD]

As long as you’re not using AI to converse with us, I appreciate the genuine effort.

And I think allllll of us have appreciated Shane‘s effort at one point or another, haven’t we ladies?

Just in case anyone thinks that was a euphemism "Shane's effort" has been shown to a very select few on lit. My attempt at conversation can be far more involved as long as the head on my shoulders is in charge

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Just in case anyone thinks that was a euphemism "Shane's effort" has been shown to a very select few on lit. My attempt at conversation can be far more involved as long as the head on my shoulders is in charge

Dick in charge?
Talk like Tonto.
Me horny.
You ready.
Let's go.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I bet he is a “nice guy”

It is such a conversation stopper. Somebody who you have been having a laugh with, who likes you because you have a sense of humour and thinks you “have a lot in common” suddenly seems to have a personality transplant and changes their opinion but fails to let you know that.

I have one at the moment that keeps PMing me even though I have made it clear that I am not interested for that very reason. I think he is used to getting his own way but he is on a very slippery slope to getting outed publicly. I know I can put him on ignore but I never want to put anyone on ignore.

 

[Paul_Chance]

It’s good to start a new day.

 

[ShaneoD]

Dick in charge?
Talk like Tonto.
Me horny.
You ready.
Let's go.

I do apologize, that message was meant for someone else

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I do apologize, that message was meant for someone else

No worries mate.
Just playful banter.
My sense of humor misses the mark all the time

 

[ericalauren]

When you block someone, they truly shouldn't contact elsewhere you to ask why you blocked them.

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh. My. God. Have I finally reached the upper tiers of Litdom? I've had my posts deleted for the first time ever! (Not my fault, I understand why, but still - fuck!).

I missed the grand finale. I've been told I was attacked, which I'm disappointed to have missed.

Is this me? Causing DRAMA! Me? Drama? Oh, the irony! THE IRONY!

I feel like I need a medal. A trophy. A goddamned certificate for speaking my mind and it getting deleted.

Someone give me a fucking tiara.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Oh. My. God. Have I finally reached the upper tiers of Litdom? I've had my posts deleted for the first time ever! (Not my fault, I understand why, but still - fuck!).

I missed the grand finale. I've been told I was attacked, which I'm disappointed to have missed.

Is this me? Causing DRAMA! Me? Drama? Oh, the irony! THE IRONY!

I feel like I need a medal. A trophy. A goddamned certificate for speaking my mind and it getting deleted.

Someone give me a fucking tiara.

You've ascended to heights previously unknown. Stories will be told of your exploits.

 

[ShaneoD]

Missing @MissPennyLane earlier is going to be added to the list of reasons I don't like ironing now.

 

[Tallulah82]

You've ascended to heights previously unknown. Stories will be told of your exploits.

I feel like this SHOULD be a good thing, but all I am interpreting is that Lit is going to stuff me into a canon and blast me into oblivion.

Then tell tales about how my screams of "this is not what I meant!" faded as I disappeared out of sight forever.

Ok. Do that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh. My. God. Have I finally reached the upper tiers of Litdom? I've had my posts deleted for the first time ever! (Not my fault, I understand why, but still - fuck!).

I missed the grand finale. I've been told I was attacked, which I'm disappointed to have missed.

Is this me? Causing DRAMA! Me? Drama? Oh, the irony! THE IRONY!

I feel like I need a medal. A trophy. A goddamned certificate for speaking my mind and it getting deleted.

Someone give me a fucking tiara.

Horny police finally caught up with you huh?

Wasn’t me! I’m no snitch!