What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Why on earth would my wife tell me that there are vendors at her convention selling giant plush penises if she wasn't going to buy giant plush penises??? Bitch, bring home some stuffed dongs so we can have a dong fight in the living room!
That’s the best thing I’ve heard all day - and how do you land an invite to such a conference??!!!
 
That’s the best thing I’ve heard all day - and how do you land an invite to such a conference??!!!
It's a horror movie convention she volunteers at. Most of the vendors sell horror merch, but there are a few that are more generally pop culture themed. And, apparently, one that sells Emotional Support Penises.
 
I’ve had a very busy day and got a lot of fun things achieved.
More practical things? Not so much!
 
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