What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Sexy_Singer]

90 degrees is too hot to have a picnic outside.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You know it's an unwritten rule that when dudes start talking about a woman on the threads like this, then that's a declaration of a gangbang right there. Since there's only the two of you, I guess it's a MFM. I'll meet you boys behind the bike sheds in 5 minutes.

What’s bike sheds a euphemism for?

 

[Tallulah82]

What’s bike sheds a euphemism for?

Oh good lord. You need more British education. Literal bike sheds, usually in schools where rebel teenagers hide to smoke, drink, and have sex.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh good lord. You need more British education. Literal bike sheds, usually in schools where rebel teenagers hide to smoke, drink, and have sex.

I’m so uncultured. It’s true. Is that where the put it in the boot? Or is that Canadian ? I get y’all confused

 

[Tallulah82]

I’m so uncultured. It’s true. Is that where the put it in the boot? Or is that Canadian ? I get y’all confused

Put what in the boot?

Our cars have boots, yes. It's not a trunk, it's a boot.

 

[Sunlover102]

Lots of deep thinking in here today.
To much for my tiny ........



Brain.
Im going back to be a dragon.
Yesterday was way to much fun to only do it for one day.

https://i.etsystatic.com/39938216/r/il/430cba/4488972880/il_1080xN.4488972880_3h3k.jpg

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Put what in the boot?

Our cars have boots, yes. It's not a trunk, it's a boot.

Watch gonna do with all the loot all that loot inside your boot.

 

[Paul_Chance]

“Humans are stupid.” -Murderbot

I love Murderbot.

 

[EvaLane]

Some days I log on and can have intelligent conversations, other days a lady will indulge my horny thoughts and I'm just an erect horny moron, I'll let you guess which day is today

As long as you’re not using AI to converse with us, I appreciate the genuine effort.

And I think allllll of us have appreciated Shane‘s effort at one point or another, haven’t we ladies?

 

[MiaBabe23]

Why on earth would my wife tell me that there are vendors at her convention selling giant plush penises if she wasn't going to buy giant plush penises??? Bitch, bring home some stuffed dongs so we can have a dong fight in the living room!

That’s the best thing I’ve heard all day - and how do you land an invite to such a conference??!!!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

That’s the best thing I’ve heard all day - and how do you land an invite to such a conference??!!!

It's a horror movie convention she volunteers at. Most of the vendors sell horror merch, but there are a few that are more generally pop culture themed. And, apparently, one that sells Emotional Support Penises.

 

[munch2much]

I’ve had a very busy day and got a lot of fun things achieved.
More practical things? Not so much!

 

[MiaBabe23]

It's a horror movie convention she volunteers at. Most of the vendors sell horror merch, but there are a few that are more generally pop culture themed. And, apparently, one that sells Emotional Support Penises.

I want… I neeed an Emotional Support Penis!!!

And sounds like a fun convention!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

It's a horror movie convention she volunteers at. Most of the vendors sell horror merch, but there are a few that are more generally pop culture themed. And, apparently, one that sells Emotional Support Penises.

Ummm mine's for sale. Just sayin'

 

[EvaLane]

I think I might have a sunburn, my cheeks are still red

 

[Susurration]

Perhaps it is too good to be true.

 

[lifeisgood3976]

I' going to watch this preseason NFL game for about five minutes, at which point I will say out loud "Man, this is stupid."

 

[birdy]

Will the songs from K-Pop Demon Hunters EVER get out of my head?

 

[high99]

I have read so many posts by various people about how they've had enough of this site and are going to leave, and would you fucking believe it... they're still here.

 

[QwertyMaster]

I think I might have a sunburn, my cheeks are still red

You just need someone to make your other cheeks red to balance things out.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I have read so many posts by various people about how they've had enough of this site and are going to leave, and would you fucking believe it... they're still here.

It sucks you in. I leave and come back regularly.

But I don’t post about it. I just Irish goodbye it

 

[jason28053]

I think I might have a sunburn, my cheeks are still red

Which cheeks?

 

[CuriousRick]

This game isn’t going to be worth watching

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Will the songs from K-Pop Demon Hunters EVER get out of my head?

They're so good!!

 

[jason28053]

Perhaps it is too good to be true.

It usually is then, unfortunately