joclfc
Doting Grandfather
- Joined
- Jul 26, 2019
- Posts
- 6,239
NoI once tried Marmite forty years ago
I was not a fan
Should I try again
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NoI once tried Marmite forty years ago
I was not a fan
Should I try again
I've been surrounded by penguins in the wild, only metres away. It was shockingly stinky, but an incredible experience.I’ve seen a Polar Bear in the wild and not so far away.
Well that sounds deliciousI smell like sweet popcorn after a workout and I’m sweaty
I love popcornI smell like sweet popcorn after a workout and I’m sweaty
I feel like that statement needs backstory!I accidentally gave a nun her first, and second orgasm![]()
I agreeI feel like that statement needs backstory!
With two posts to their credit, I wouldn’t hold my breath on that.I feel like that statement needs backstory!
That’s nothing. We have a president who looks like a big boob 24/7.I have a tiny mark on my stomach and if I squeeze the inches around it, I can make it look like a tiny third boob
Kudos to ex-submarinersOf the five situations where, if conditions had been even slightly different, I could have died, two were while I was in the navy assigned to submarines, and two were as a child. The sub situations I experienced were more dramatically close to severely injuring me, but the childhood situations were more likely to have killed me.
Yeah, that's a high barThought I did well job wise. Then my cousin decided to become a fighter pilot. For 20 years. Wanker.![]()
The Xena film set (her old AV)? lolWhy did I think you were from New Zealand?
What the win-lose ratio like?I make bets with myself on how long a man who wants to be "friends" will keep messaging after I tell him I don't want to see his dick.