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[Oldermom935]

I am trapped in the same conundrum.



Let’s make the most of it, shall we?

I understand your running a study course of lit etiquette...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I understand your running a study course of lit etiquette...

Is that what we are calling it?


I would be okay with it if we just called it Fred.

 

[Wonderer67]

I do not like watermelon.

The flavor, the texture, the seeds. Nothing.

That is all.

 

[Missk_2022]

I do not like watermelon.

The flavor, the texture, the seeds. Nothing.

That is all.

Sacrilege.... on the other hand cantaloupe smells and tastes like musty ball sweat

I am a nurse .... I have taken care of men with musty ball sweat before you ask.....

 

[Wonderer67]

Sacrilege.... on the other hand cantaloupe smells and tastes like musty ball sweat

Ummmm. How exactly do you know…

I am a nurse .... I have taken care of men with musty ball sweat before you ask.....

Ah… ok. Well at least you have a frame of reference and a benchmark for this while musty ball sweat smell thing.

Congrats?????

 

[dkak001]

I have taken care of men with musty ball sweat before...

Gee, another candidate for out of context posts!

 

[Missk_2022]

Ummmm. How exactly do you know…


Ah… ok. Well at least you have a frame of reference and a benchmark for this while musty ball sweat smell thing.

Congrats?????

You do what you have to do.....

 

[Wonderer67]

I understand your running a study course of lit etiquette...

Did you guys do time at “finishing school” together??

 

[Oldermom935]

Did you guys do time at “finishing school” together??

He was a visiting lecturer.

 

[Missk_2022]

Did you guys do time at “finishing school” together??

This is funny...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He was a visiting lecturer.

I had to write that gig out of my resume or else I could never get a job ever again.


At least not with civilized organisations ….

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Damn!


They broke shit in the mayor’s house
The plumbers went AWOL. The work I had scheduled for tomorrow? I can go fuck myself.
I have one subordinate on vacation from the 23rd to the 28th. I have another subordinate on vacation from the 25th to the fourth. I have a third subordinate on vacation from the 30th to the fourth. I’ll give you one guess who gets to cover all this shit.
At least the doors and Siding will show up sometime next week, or maybe the week after, so we can start on the fourth.
Bo is still out West
The body count is still zero.
I brought enough ammunition, so I won’t have to go buy more.


I’m glad they pay this position more than they do kindergarten teachers. They really should pay kindergarten teachers more. Of course, kids are lovable. I can’t spank a gen y.


Not legally. They call it assault. Damn them and the weasels they wrote in on!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Oh, and now I have to document all my conversations with my coworkers. It seems they have flaky memories.


Anything else is just he said she said bullshit.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I do not like watermelon.

The flavor, the texture, the seeds. Nothing.

That is all.

Actually, you're afraid that you'll swallow a seed, it'll germinate, and in a few weeks, you'll look 14 months preggers.

 

[Missk_2022]

well still wet in some spots have just enough paint to touch up spots that need a little more...

Note to self. When your ac is not up to par (set on 75 it is 81 degrees in here and the hvac guy will be here sunday) dont take on projects like pulling weeds and painting.... but it looks pretty good...

It was burnt orange before the new color is pale oak... the best neutral greige there is

 

[Oldermom935]

They call me Miss Inappropriate!

 

[Oldermom935]

@Greylag

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Wonderer67]

They call me Miss Inappropriate!View attachment 2553871

Does that make you misappropriate??

 

[Missk_2022]

Ummmm. How exactly do you know…


Ah… ok. Well at least you have a frame of reference and a benchmark for this while musty ball sweat smell thing.

Congrats?????

You are funny.... I really read my post....

I would like to clarify that cantaloupe smells like it tastes... I have no experience with musky sweaty balls except in the smelling

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I may never look at cantaloupes the same way ever again.



*scratches musty ballsack*

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Seize the weasel!!!

 

[likes2watchU]

But enough about me - what have you all been doing today?

i put in the composite decking..the only complaint i had wasd iit got to hot to walk on barefoot in the summer

Doesn't everything? concrete, asphalt, wood, composite, sand... once it gets past a certain temp and the sun is shining...it's all pretty dang hot on bare tootsies IMO

I have some of those on my phone but not the fist-bumping one. Unless I need to use two.

I use the two fist emojis... when I'm feeling fancy or sending to a nibling that does the exploding fist I'll add either fireworks or sparkles between the two fists

Stay safe! Are you expecting floods like those in TX & NJ?

Thankfully, no. And the more severe storms stayed away from me. It was just enough bouncy-bouncy with the temps and barometric pressure to trigger a migraine.
I'm feeling better today but need to remain more watchful with the self-care in my control just in case.

Mine is attached but it is a 2nd story deck.

Same - condo w/ an assoc... so all of the bills and none of the decision-making

OMG! Was anyone hurt? How does this happen???

I hope no one was home at the time.
Back in 2018 the Merrimack Valley area of Boston had a whole series of home explosions. These were found to be from over-pressurized gas lines.
It made national news - scary as h-e--

Tear down the ENTIRE house?!?

That's what I thought at first. I was yelling at my screen. Bad enough to hear it was the entire deck. Geez!

I don't mind being corrected

This is SO me! I do not have a poker face! If it's in my mind, it's on my face!

Same - I'm out of practice.

I hope today is migraine free!

So far, so good... it continues

The message over TV is “If you see water on the street, turn around don’t drown”. I guess that will work except for the bravely foolish.

But it's such a catchy tune...

I mean, so is this one... did we ever hear back from @Crankbait88?

I just ate week old pork ribs for lunch. Will I die, or just spend some quality time in the bathroom later?

0:45-0:50

I would like to be your boy friend!

You just want one of her boy jobs...and who can blame you

She reminds me of the minister's daughter. I better just leave it at that!

She was only the minister's daughter but she knew how to take the collection!

Another bug in the powdered creamer to greet me for cuppa #2.
Hmmmm . . . .
I scooped him out and tossed him.
Change it? I'm the fucking Apex Predator, damn it.

Time to sift the creamer?

Morning everyone!

Welcome back!!

She’s been in the same house for 53 yrs, so isn’t exactly raring to give it up.

Accumulated a few material possessions in that time, too? That's the main reason my mom didn't want to leave her home... too much stuff. Imbued with memories but also just a lot to deal with and she wasn't having it. Or rather, she was having all of it.

Yeah… it’s all about the money.

Well… look who’s back!

Aren’t we supposed to throw a big party when someone gets released from the joint?

Welcome home!

In South Korea you get tofu
(symbol of purity and a fresh start)

Mother fuckers. On a meeting for a new product and they are flying through it... I was like hold on ... you need to slow down and my peer said maybe you should share your screen and they can walk you through it ... I said no...all you need to do is slow down and continue sharing your screen. The guy teaching has a very thick accent with a fast talking style and he self admittedly has a faulty microphone

He sounds like a tosser and your peers are missing the forest for the trees
The accent part reminds me a bit of this clip...

Gee, another candidate for out of context posts!

In case you missed it... here's another peek at
Café Gold:

I would like to be your boy friend!

You just want one of her boy jobs...and who can blame you

She reminds me of the minister's daughter. I better just leave it at that!

She was only the minister's daughter but she knew how to take the collection!

Sacrilege.... on the other hand cantaloupe smells and tastes like musty ball sweat

Ummmm. How exactly do you know…

I am a nurse .... I have taken care of men with musty ball sweat before you ask.....

Ah… ok. Well at least you have a frame of reference and a benchmark for this while musty ball sweat smell thing.

Congrats?????

You are funny.... I really read my post....

I would like to clarify that cantaloupe smells like it tastes... I have no experience with musky sweaty balls except in the smelling

I may never look at cantaloupes the same way ever again.
*scratches musty ballsack*

Well… look who’s back!...
Welcome home!

Thanks, I guess I'll be behaving...For now!

Give it some time…

I am trapped in the same conundrum.
Let’s make the most of it, shall we?

I understand your running a study course of lit etiquette...

Is that what we are calling it?
I would be okay with it if we just called it Fred.

Did you guys do time at “finishing school” together??

He was a visiting lecturer.

They call me Miss Inappropriate!

Does that make you misappropriate??

Seize the weasel!!!

Euphemism?!?

 

[likes2watchU]

 

[likes2watchU]

Definition: Learning the Hard Way ??