The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[subdudeme13]

I see things here have not changed much. That is good except for the fact I can't keep up!

 

[subdudeme13]

That's a tough, if not impossible, task, as it would simply pleasure him.
...and yes, I'm giving 10 to 1 odds on that bet!

Now I am feeling rejected!

 

[Wonderer67]

Urgh. The last two weeks at work have been a shit show. Teams that thought they were aligned or not talking to each other and are actually unaligned.

Or maybe misaligned. I don’t fucking know which.

At least my team has a shit together as we prepare for our big leadership sales meeting at the end of the month.

As for the other teams on my change projects… God only fucking knows. I’d like to assume everything is going to go on schedule. All my communications are planned, all the senior leadership teams have been briefed, all the impacted users are aware of the change

Now, just to get two teams un-fucked… there seems to be a lot of face-saving, holier than now attitudes, assumptions, and agreements that were made…

@Wat_Tyler I will be taking a few pages from your playbook as I’m off to whack a couple of weasels heads together and an 8 o’clock meeting.

It’s typical corporate bullshit, not unlike anything I haven’t dealt with before. The world will still turn. A paycheck will still arrive. My stress level will fluctuate.

 

[Missk_2022]

How was it? Just a day surgery?

Cataract...

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Ah, Hump Day... thou art so... uppy-downy
How's everyone else's day going?...
I've been trying to get to this catch up for 9 almost 12 hours now

Wonder how many stocking stuffers I can afford this year... making a list checking it twice

As it should be... long as it leaves a lasting impression

Good - glad we got that covered

Welcome back!!

Self-care then Yo Momma CAre... positive thoughts for you both!
(Musical brain says - the original YMCA Keeping my day job)

I didn't peg you for a clubber
For singing around the house, it's nice and has a beat that keeps you moving... but I gravitate towards heavier music and love a good mash-up

Some of the edits toward the end are a bit jumpy

You tell me...

Love this advice

Not taking that bet!

I don't think I've done a 35 hour day in... ages
But I'd sure give it my best shot if there was a LWG waiting at the end!




Order Up!
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Just a different skill set - not a difference in smarts

See? Hmm, could we make those lashes with a wet noodle this time?
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Give yourself the love, concern, support that you would a beloved member of your Family of Choice... because you are just as worthy as they are!

I'm so glad to hear some of these items are turning around.

I've a love/hate relationship with lists, too
One of my awesome SIL gifted me the perfect notebook!!
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Let the good times roll

Sounds like a job for @Greylag ... or at least one of the early birds on the East Coast

I’ve logged many a weekend hitting the clubs…that’s long in the rearview though…
In Korea we had 121 bars in our “down range” village…we’d do pub/club crawls starting at the first as we left the gate, and hit the tried and true places. There might have been some dancing involved…having said all that, my musical tastes run the gamut. I’m in a bluegrasss/newgrass phase as of late…

Helping momma today. Did my part yesterday by watching our granddaughter all afternoon so she could get some rest. She’s not sleeping well but we’re forcing her to eat and she’s up and about. Good news basically on all fronts except rest.

Another desert sunrise MZ——

 

[dkak001]

I didn't peg you...

If this were to be taken out of context...

 

[dkak001]

Spent yesterday evening cutting rusty metal out of old cars, in preparation to put new metal in. It's nice to do something different, but not *THAT* different.

Off to meeting land for the rest of the day. Hope you all have a good day today!

 

[Missk_2022]

Surgery waffle house home 1st dose of eye drops in and both parents down for a nap.... I need one ...yawwwnnnn

 

[Crankbait88]

Urgh. The last two weeks at work have been a shit show. Teams that thought they were aligned or not talking to each other and are actually unaligned.

Or maybe misaligned. I don’t fucking know which.

At least my team has a shit together as we prepare for our big leadership sales meeting at the end of the month.

As for the other teams on my change projects… God only fucking knows. I’d like to assume everything is going to go on schedule. All my communications are planned, all the senior leadership teams have been briefed, all the impacted users are aware of the change

Now, just to get two teams un-fucked… there seems to be a lot of face-saving, holier than now attitudes, assumptions, and agreements that were made…

@Wat_Tyler I will be taking a few pages from your playbook as I’m off to whack a couple of weasels heads together and an 8 o’clock meeting.

It’s typical corporate bullshit, not unlike anything I haven’t dealt with before. The world will still turn. A paycheck will still arrive. My stress level will fluctuate.

Use the knife hand whilst doing so. Liberally.

 

[Crankbait88]

I just ate week old pork ribs for lunch. Will I die, or just spend some quality time in the bathroom later?

 

[Missk_2022]

I just ate week old pork ribs for lunch. Will I die, or just spend some quality time in the bathroom later?

Well...we will be on tenterhooks to hear ... a little bathroom time for me is a blessing... my guts are SLLLOOOOWWWW because of my meds

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm out all day shopping for clothes and groceries...
Duh! Thrilling.

 

[likes2watchU]

We are almost to the weekend but not quite
how's everyone faring?

Beautiful recap!

Thank you for the compliment

You're a lucky man, Boat!

Truer words...

Is that W driving that tank?!?

I can so easily picture this going on at his house...

Hi I'm well. Thought I'd visit today. I've been tinkering on and off lit today.

Lovely to see you again!!

Gaining perspective.

Sharesies if you find something good for the café

I'm pretty sure it's young enough not to have learned a good lesson yet.

ah, yes - the good ol' days

I don’t remember any at John Bryant stare Park, but I did read a few days ago that Ohio is seeing more black bears.

And here I thought huge 12-point bucks racing out of the golf course were scary

Marriage is like Indian food. It starts hot and spicy but ends up with someone crying in the bathroom and regretting their choices.

Reminds me of Greg Davies on Graham Norton
cw: language, well, it is Graham Norton

Right into the tree!

Double bonk - reinforce that lesson

It’s comical but everyone cannot really laugh… kinda.

I have too many aches and pains these days. I need to discuss alternatives to PT.

I hope they can offer some alternative therapies for you.
Personal Note: I the thought of those massive ice baths that professional athletes get to use. And none of those little, round barrels either - full length head-to-toe! I'd want a snorkel for full head submersion. *Calculating how long is too long to stay under*

Wat shall soon be on Weasel Herding Detail
Herding.
Not "hurting" . . . .

Doesn't hurt to keep your options open... you never know

I see things here have not changed much. That is good except for the fact I can't keep up!

Never any expectation to do so... just ride the wave and enjoy

Now I am feeling rejected!

Mmm, more of a complex case I'd say

@Wat_Tyler I will be taking a few pages from your playbook as I’m off to whack a couple of weasels heads together and an 8 o’clock meeting.

@Wat_Tyler ... is this you?
Team Building... right

my musical tastes run the gamut. I’m in a bluegrasss/newgrass phase as of late

My tastes are fairly wide, too, but I missed the "anything country or country adjacent" and the polka gene. Very, very small amounts are tolerated and then I just "Nope" out
Last night got me on a mashup kick again... hope you enjoy

If this were to be taken out of context...

This was a test of the @Wonderer67 Work Stress Situation... if this had been an actual low-stress day, there would have been the expected response

Surgery waffle house home 1st dose of eye drops in and both parents down for a nap.... I need one ...yawwwnnnn

Oh, I wish you could... what does the office know? Maybe things were backed up today or your parents needed extra care... what's another hour?

I just ate week old pork ribs for lunch. Will I die, or just spend some quality time in the bathroom later?

At least they weren't undercooked?

 

[likes2watchU]

One more mashup... silly 5-media limit on posts

 

[likes2watchU]

Well...we will be on tenterhooks to hear ... a little bathroom time for me is a blessing... my guts are SLLLOOOOWWWW because of my meds

Medically-induced gastroparesis
I've heard that sometimes doing lunges can help get things to move a bit? And counts toward daily exercise, too.

I'm out all day shopping for clothes and groceries...
Duh! Thrilling.

I still have flashbacks to a few family outings where the girls were expected (and required) to accompany older female relatives on shopping excursions (mostly without any purchases to be made) while the males got to go to museums. #scarred for life
Good luck, Rj

 

[Tweedledude]

Surgery waffle house home 1st dose of eye drops in and both parents down for a nap.... I need one ...yawwwnnnn

Wow Missk. Here a gold star that’s amazing. ️

 

[Greylag]

Well we are off to the north coast of Scotland on Saturday so now it’s preparation time for an eight or ten hour drive with trailer, five dogs in the trailer and copious amounts of fishing tackle. We will be staying in a friends Croft for two weeks in the middle of nowhere. It is peaceful and picturesque so I hope to get some good photos for you all. We are right on the coast and next stop is Iceland so we need good weather and so far the forecast is good… so fingers crossed for a good break, walking, fishing and chilling.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Urgh. The last two weeks at work have been a shit show. Teams that thought they were aligned or not talking to each other and are actually unaligned.

Or maybe misaligned. I don’t fucking know which.

At least my team has a shit together as we prepare for our big leadership sales meeting at the end of the month.

As for the other teams on my change projects… God only fucking knows. I’d like to assume everything is going to go on schedule. All my communications are planned, all the senior leadership teams have been briefed, all the impacted users are aware of the change

Now, just to get two teams un-fucked… there seems to be a lot of face-saving, holier than now attitudes, assumptions, and agreements that were made…

@Wat_Tyler I will be taking a few pages from your playbook as I’m off to whack a couple of weasels heads together and an 8 o’clock meeting.

It’s typical corporate bullshit, not unlike anything I haven’t dealt with before. The world will still turn. A paycheck will still arrive. My stress level will fluctuate.

THAT is team bonding at its finest! I salute you sir.

 

[Mittering]

Sharesies if you find something good for the café

Once I get my mind wrapped around it I'll need to share, but not here. Not out in the open like this. Prolly go see a pro if I can't squeeze it down. Or go to a bar till I I can unfocus on it.

 

[dkak001]

Medically-induced gastroparesis
I've heard that sometimes doing lunges can help get things to move a bit? And counts toward daily exercise, too.

Taco Bell might get things moving too...It's a pretty cheap option...

 

[dkak001]

I can so easily picture this going on at his house...

You can spin a lot of tractors around on one wheel too. Most (that I know of) have independent rear brake pedals. Turn the wheel, slam one brake and they'll turn a 180 pivoting on that one rear wheel. It helps if they and have a light front end and heavy rear. (I mean the tractor, not the woman driving it! )

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I'm so sorry you haven't found a job yet. What happened with the job you were asked to apply for?

They have to post it and run through the hoops. I haven't ruled it out yet, but I would like to get a job before I run out of my savings.

 

[likes2watchU]

Wow Missk. Here a gold star that’s amazing. ️

I was focused on the nap needed and not all the tasks accomplished. indeed!!

We are right on the coast and next stop is Iceland so we need good weather

Sounds lovely!! I greatly enjoyed my visit to the North Sea (not likely near your trip). I was the only one who took off my shoes and walked in the surf.
Not surprising as it was either late Fall or early Spring. Then again, I was informed that "no one swims in the North Sea!"

Once I get my mind wrapped around it I'll need to share, but not here. Not out in the open like this. Prolly go see a pro if I can't squeeze it down. Or go to a bar till I I can unfocus on it.

Ah - Personal Perspective not generalized.
Hope you have the needed resources for the task at hand.

Taco Bell might get things moving too...It's a pretty cheap option...

Kombucha works for me
I give folks on those GLP-1 drugs a lot of credit. The meds can be effective but there is a personal cost involved.

It helps if they and have a light front end and heavy rear. (I mean the tractor, not the woman driving it! )

Ah - another good, bad company band of spooners
tanks, tractors... not sure what you call that half pick-up, half tank contraption... well, other than fun... I expect many here would definitely call it fun

They have to post it and run through the hoops. I haven't ruled it out yet, but I would like to get a job before I run out of my savings.

Still got my fingers crossed for you...Hope you land something soon!!

 

[Wonderer67]

THAT is team bonding at its finest! I salute you sir.

Nothing bonds like taking collective dump.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home Away from home.


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