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[Mittering]

Hey, Mitt! Where have you been?

Gaining perspective.

 

[Tweedledude]

Hi I'm well. Thought I'd visit today. I've been tinkering on and off lit today.

I hope you're well!

Good to see you back Impish

 

[dkak001]

If it charged a neighbor someone’s gotta take that thing out.

Gotta catch the little bastard first. Black bears are known to false charge. I'm pretty sure it's young enough not to have learned a good lesson yet.

A lesson like this:

 

[Rj_1954]

@dkak001
We got Black bears in my little area of Ohio (near Dayton)

 

[Lilianna23]

I'm good I'll be better once I land a job. I've been calm about it so far, but I need to work. How are you doing?

I'm so sorry you haven't found a job yet. What happened with the job you were asked to apply for?

 

[Lilianna23]

It's raining here. It has been off and on since 4, and it felt like over a 100 today. I probably could have fried an egg on the road.

Ugh! It was hot here yesterday, nearly 90°. Today it was low 70s and cloudy.

 

[Lilianna23]

My grass l99ks like crap. Got mowed today and looks a mess. I am going to push mow this weekend

I'm mowing tomorrow.

 

[Lilianna23]

It is Thursday am...

And why you have to get up early.

 

[Lilianna23]

Hi I'm well. Thought I'd visit today. I've been tinkering on and off lit today.

I hope you're well!

I am, thanks!

 

[Noor]

@dkak001
We got Black bears in my little area of Ohio (near Dayton)

I don’t remember any at John Bryant stare Park, but I did read a few days ago that Ohio is seeing more black bears.

 

[Lilianna23]

Gaining perspective.

Got any to share?

 

[Lilianna23]

Gotta catch the little bastard first. Black bears are known to false charge. I'm pretty sure it's young enough not to have learned a good lesson yet.

A lesson like this:

Bonk!

 

[nipplecaresser]

My grass l99ks like crap. Got mowed today and looks a mess. I am going to push mow this weekend

I'm mowing tomorrow.

Hark at you ladies, keeping your gardens so neat and tidy!

 

[nipplecaresser]

What is the scientific/medical name for Viagra?
Mycoxaflopin
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If she is strong, rich, and keeps you up all night, she is… a cup of coffee.
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What is the tea that has the worse taste?
Reali-tea.
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What is the main difference between a remote and a G-spot? A man will make every effort to find the remote.
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Last week I was digging in our back yard and discovered a chest full of gold! I wanted to run straight into the house to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging.
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How do you find blind men on a nudist beach? It’s usually not hard!
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Marriage is like Indian food. It starts hot and spicy but ends up with someone crying in the bathroom and regretting their choices.
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Why does it take 100 million sperm to find and fertilize one egg?
Because they simply won’t stop to ask for directions.
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What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist will inspect the family tree, a gynecologist will inspect the family bush.
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A guy went to the emergency room, and the Doctor told him: “You have lettuce sticking up your butt. The man replied: “that is just the tip of the iceberg.”

 

[Missk_2022]

Morning.... I am dragging... I woke up thinking I would be able to take a nap after work/ getting dad home etc, but I have a council meeting....waaaaahhhhh

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It is always good when the Eagle Flies

Yep. Money for the rent, and for cat kibble, and for more toys.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Time for cuppa #2.


I need to get a new batt'reh for the fawkin car fob


Fuckafob!!!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

@B2fromA2looking4U
You are a longtime friend to me and I don't deserve it.

I've lost my entire family, so I can safely say that I am sorry that you are going through this.
I only have my wife. She has a brother and sister who are older than her, but still surviving.
So I know.

Thanks RJ

 

[Wonderer67]

Gotta catch the little bastard first. Black bears are known to false charge. I'm pretty sure it's young enough not to have learned a good lesson yet.

A lesson like this:

Right into the tree!

 

[Wonderer67]

One more for ya, @Wonderer67
There's a whole world of tank vids out there
Order UP

This of course is how most tanks work. It’s a stabilization system that locks onto a target and no matter how fast the tank is doing or whatever terrain it is going over and the main gun will stay perfectly locked onto the target. This is how you kill other tanks on the move.

Or hold a huge stein of beer.

 

[Wonderer67]

This of course is how most tanks work. It’s a stabilization system that locks onto a target and no matter how fast the tank is doing or whatever terrain it is going over and the main gun will stay perfectly locked onto the target. This is how you kill other tanks on the move.

Or hold a huge stein of beer.

This reminds me of one of my favorite army stories.

We had a newish lieutenant who was taking the lead for our whole company at Ft Hood. It has beeen raining for days and the ground was getting all churned up a real mess.

Lt C got us lost not once but twice on a road march and we kept on passing thru the same field over and over.

Did I say the ground was churned up?

Finally the company commander had lost patience and tells Lt C to get to his tank. It’s a comedy of errors. Tanks trying to turn around on a tiny tank trail on a hill in the driving rain.

When we get back to the field that’s even traversed like 4 times in the open, Lt c jumps off the tank to get to company cdr tank and sticks straight into the mud… like up to his thighs! Can’t get out. It’s comical but everyone cannot really laugh… kinda.

He can’t get out. So the gunner had to move the main gun over his head, lower it… he grabs his arms around it and hugs it while then gunner raises the main gun, pulling him out.

His pants also skid down revealing his righty whities!

One of the funniest moments…

 

[Wat_Tyler]

This reminds me of one of my favorite army stories.

We had a newish lieutenant who was taking the lead for our whole company at Ft Hood. It has beeen raining for days and the ground was getting all churned up a real mess.

Lt C got us lost not once but twice on a road march and we kept on passing thru the same field over and over.

Did I say the ground was churned up?

Finally the company commander had lost patience and tells Lt C to get to his tank. It’s a comedy of errors. Tanks trying to turn around on a tiny tank trail on a hill in the driving rain.

When we get back to the field that’s even traversed like 4 times in the open, Lt c jumps off the tank to get to company cdr tank and sticks straight into the mud… like up to his thighs! Can’t get out. It’s comical but everyone cannot really laugh… kinda.

He can’t get out. So the gunner had to move the main gun over his head, lower it… he grabs his arms around it and hugs it while then gunner raises the main gun, pulling him out.

His pants also skid down revealing his righty whities!

One of the funniest moments…

I enjoyed the learning curve of Lt. Ring in Heartbreak Ridge.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning diner denizens. Soon I will do my grandpa taxi run. After that, breakfast with my GF. Then I have my annual physical this afternoon. I have too many aches and pains these days. I need to discuss alternatives to PT.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wat shall soon be on Weasel Herding Detail



Herding.



Not "hurting" . . . .

 

[Mittering]

Got any to share?

Not on this thread. Sorry.