Are you Lit stalkworthy?

I’m not. For a start my posts are auto-corrected beyond recognition of my intention
 
If you like to laugh or read some short stories, maybe. My pictures are too intermittent to come across easily. I have had a few admit they have.

All in all, who knows.
 
Just having this discussion. I feel I'm worthy of an occasional stalk but apparently I'm wrong.
Do I have a low standard for stalkworthiness? If you post in this thread and don't have your profile as private, there is a good chance you've been stalked by someone.
Who is the most stalkworthy poster for you?
Discuss.
Where's Bogey at? I am trying to stalk him but he is like a ninja. 🥷
 
Of course I'm worth stalking. I know you need to stalk me because sometimes doubt creeps in and you wonder if I'm serious or not. You wonder if I really do wank off 10 men a day. You wonder if I really do own a dic-pic catalogue.

You can't help it. You want my attention. I know, I'm irresistable. Irissetable. Irrrissitable. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPELL IT?

Whatevs. The point is... erm. I forgot. Ok. Move on.
Sometimes I read your posts and I’m like, “is this how people feel reading my posts?”

Make of that what you will.
 
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