Are you Lit stalkworthy?

What-in-the-actual-fuck?!

Just wow.
I’m the last person I thought this would happen to. And I was less than happy they’d managed to find me on a fairly anonymous social media account.

Soon after this I met an amazing Litster …who I refused to meet for about a year!! We ended up dating for many years, but it nearly never happened.
 
Of course I'm worth stalking. I know you need to stalk me because sometimes doubt creeps in and you wonder if I'm serious or not. You wonder if I really do wank off 10 men a day. You wonder if I really do own a dic-pic catalogue.

You can't help it. You want my attention. I know, I'm irresistable. Irissetable. Irrrissitable. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPELL IT?

Whatevs. The point is... erm. I forgot. Ok. Move on.
 
Of course I'm worth stalking. I know you need to stalk me because sometimes doubt creeps in and you wonder if I'm serious or not. You wonder if I really do wank off 10 men a day. You wonder if I really do own a dic-pic catalogue.

You can't help it. You want my attention. I know, I'm irresistable. Irissetable. Irrrissitable. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPELL IT?

Whatevs. The point is... erm. I forgot. Ok. Move on.
Do you? 👁👁 more or less than 10? Need an 11th? 🤪😂
 
Of course I'm worth stalking. I know you need to stalk me because sometimes doubt creeps in and you wonder if I'm serious or not. You wonder if I really do wank off 10 men a day. You wonder if I really do own a dic-pic catalogue.

You can't help it. You want my attention. I know, I'm irresistable. Irissetable. Irrrissitable. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPELL IT?

Whatevs. The point is... erm. I forgot. Ok. Move on.
That reminds me, I forgot to say thank you. Though you did seam quite tired, which I know realise was due to being 2nd to last that night. Turns out you were saying “nine”. I thought you were just saying no, in German.
 
That reminds me, I forgot to say thank you. Though you did seam quite tired, which I know realise was due to being 2nd to last that night. Turns out you were saying “nine”. I thought you were just saying no, in German.
At least you know now that I'll dig deep and finish like a trooper. If I've booked you into a timeslot, then I honour it.

I had to inject caffeine directly into my veins to be able to complete 10. The things I do for dick. Sheesh.
 
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