Not that I can recall...
I think that would depend upon the strength of the hit - are we talking a playful smack or getting hit with a baseball?
I remember hitting the bar on the bike one time -- that was painful, but probably more pelvic bone pain, tbh.
I don't find it amusing, but I do sometimes wonder if it really hurts that much....
I can't think of a thing.
It’s difficult to describe, but pain is a good word for it.
I’ve never understood how pants on women seemed in any way more sexual than a skirt or dress.
Seems the exact opposite. You can get under a dress or skirt, but pants are much more in the way.
I knew from an early age not to put anything in the dryer unless it was labeled "dryer safe " I personally have no such label !Yeah, I have one. Once upon a time I had a really nice top. It was pink and it had yellow daisies on the front. I really liked that top. It was one of my favorites. One day, while I was pouring juice in a baby bottle, I spilled some on my favorite top. I freaked out. So I quickly filled the kitchen sink with hot, soapy water and soaked it for like an hour. Then, without thinking, I put it in the dryer... not realizing the danger I put it in. About a half later I took it out of the dryer and the first thing I noticed was....
My favorite top had shrunk!
The End.
I remember some kid in my gym class getting whipped in the crotch with a rolled-up towel. It hurt so much that he threw up.
He’s a fucking Legend!
Apparently the idea of women's legs... separating was quite scandalous.
They work as a team if I'm honest with you. Generally what happens is....Both of my boobs are so big, they have their own gravitational field that pulls objects close into a tight orbit. Then the absolute suction force of my vacuum vagina sucks it in from there. Neil deGrasse Tyson has been studying my T and V for the last 5 years and will be publishing a scientific journal in theI would think that cleavage would catch anything before it got to the vagina.
I mean, you could stand under those in a rainstorm!
Seriously? One of the most difficult? You poor guys. If only we knew you had it so tough...
No. And guys, if this is happening to you on a regular basis then you need to look at your life and make changes.
Yes. It would. But things on women are built differently. PM me if you want me to draw you a picture.
Honestly? I can't even think of an instance.
Funny isn't how I'd describe it. Does give me an excuse to call you a twat though.
The struggle is real.
I put on a cup before I even get out of bed in the morning.
I was working as a counselor at summer camp and some girl junior highers we're doing cheerleader kicks and I turned a corner and one girl did a full on kick into me. She was good friends with my little sister and while it took a few hours in the infirmary to get okay, I still hear from her every so often and she always brings it up
We grew up with Looney tunes and Tom and Jerry - pain is comedy
I once got cut by a rock in a river that was very close to my balls and had to get them checked by a doctor and there was a cute nurse there too but it wasn't an awesome story or anything
Absolutely. I've had wonderful experiences with a nice friend playing with my balls for hours
Really more looking for invitations than answers to questions.
This is very insightful.
One of my kids had like a 99% success rate of this every time they ran up to me to want to jump in my arms and give me a hug.
I know right?
Balls, phones, a stapler one time.
This ties right into my story below.
No doubt. My little dude usually does a 1-2 punch with both rear feet.
Except the things we want on them.
Day after my vasectomy, my son wanted to make sure that he was the sole heir and threw a ball right into my balls while I was recuperating on the sofa. Little fucker.
Because we’re glad that the universe chose his balls instead of our own.
Dear Penthouse Letters…
Yes.
Do you want the whole fist or just the fingers?
You need an excuse? Never noticed you needing one before.
The universe loves to send things into dude’s balls. Young guys develop a radar for it at a young age, but no matter how careful you are, the universe makes it happen. That’s the real reason guys spend so much time fondling their balls. We’re reassuring them that we’re watching out for them. Loving them. Protecting them.
Well now someone went and planned the idea of a guy jacking himself off inside me- fist in, cock in, go!
I'm the human equivalent of the TARDIS
No. The worst was when I was on uneven bars at a playground, twirling over one bar with one leg over it and the other straight down. I was flipping around it quickly in a fast spin. The centrifugal force became so strong I almost flew off the top but ended up slamming back down on the bar right on my clit. I could have sworn it pushed my nub into my stomach. I grabbed my crotch out of reflex and fell off the bar face first in the dirt
That time hurt for weeks
Oops. Answered this up above
No. It makes me cringe
Can I lick and suck on them? Too many find them too sensitive...
I'm not sure how much, on average, guys get hit in the crotch, but I love having my pussy spanked, so odds are.... maybe
Yes (in a good way, in my case)
The Unfortunate Jungle Gym Incident of 1992.
I don't find it funny at all.
I can't think of anything that I don't already know about them.
That was a bad year for Jungle Gyms.
I dunno. I'm starting to think that when I die, I want to be reincarnated as a Jungle Gym.That was a bad year for Jungle Gyms.
