Cock Talk

[OrdinaryPerson]

uh huh, only everyday

@nrjlives4ever , He deleted his profile few months back, but we're still friends on other apps. He is one of the funniest people alive. His humor is more subtle, less in your face, but very clever, and he's got a great sense for the sensual.

@Scrawney 's threads, and @PrettyLilPussy19 has great ones as well. Both have good traffic, but I'd like to see more people jump in.

@Bry1313 and @OrdinaryPerson , they're version of flirting is like watching ferrets mate. Little jabs, intentional misunderstandings, it's the best.

Not that I can think of, though I was quite,  quite, high one night and saw two litsters kind of circling one another. I didn't know her, but I'm friendly with him, and, super fuzzy headed me thought it was a great idea to message and say "he's so cool & super nice, you should totally message him!" Luckily it was well received, and she did, if they hooked up I have no idea.

I'm intrigued by words, good humor, more than pics, initially. So, I message. Though, my current amigovio messaged me first, and stood out because it was not a creepy or weird opening line!

No, and I'm not sure how I'd even go about that. It would feel like voyeurism, or maybe live text porn? I mean, it could be hot, but I'm not sure how to work out the logistics of it

I was hoping we were more like cute little bunnies

 

[MindYaBitness]

I was hoping we were more like cute little bunnies

Have you seen bunnies go at it? I don't know if that would be a compliment to @Bry1313 's lasting power, or just over all skill in the bedroom Then again, this is a judgement free zone, if you enjoy the idea of getting pounded by a tiny jackhammer for 2.3 seconds, who am I to judge

 

[deft]

Are you now, or have you ever been, aroused by a Lister?
Cat

This is the hottest micropost EVER

 

[Saltfountain]

1. Dave Lister from Red Dwarf and...who's the other Lister you have in mind?

I would assume Joseph Lister, who pioneered antiseptic surgery

 

[hotwords229_A]

So. I have questions.

1. Dave Lister from Red Dwarf and...who's the other Lister you have in mind?
2. Is what you're describing actually a threesome, or two people e-boning with someone else watching? That sounds kind of like a SRP (most of those actually seem to be collaborative stories, but I guess they don't have to be, and they could be written as two people fucking for the rest of Lit to see...)
3. PM E-boning between two people, as I understand it, is pretty straightforward. One writes, the other responds, and then there's that period where the person replying sends shorter responses with typos everywhere and you figure...ah, your other hand is busy, stop typing and leave this to me. But with three...how do you decide who says and does what when? Do you find you interrupt each other and lose the flow? Does someone have to be in charge?

I don’t have the slightest idea what I meant by that. Your guess is as good as mine.
I wrote those questions 5 days ago which in memory time is, like, three years?

Rereading my question now, it is clearly not a threesome as much a voyeuristic/exhibitionism act.
Still totally hot, but not quite a threesome.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are you now, or have you ever been, aroused by a Lister?

- Okay, it’s time to name some names . . . (Links to persons and places! Don’t feel the need to mention @hotwords229_A or Cock Talk. I think we all agree they’re both insanely hot!)

It was ######### and then also ######## and then there was that one time with ########## - I regret that. Let's not mention it again.
*the names have been changed to protect the innocent

Is there an under-appreciated person on Lit (not one of the more popular or active ones) that you think is super sexy that doesn’t get the credit they deserve?

Almost defintely. But it's hard to be heard above the noise. And so I don't know of any. Unless you include me. *ahem*

Is there a thread (in any forum) on Lit that you wish got more traffic and interaction?

 Nope

Is there a couple of Listers who, when they flirt, you love to sit back and watch? Who are they?

i love to watch all the interactions. Seeing new people. Watching the people who flock to new people. Seeing if any interactions seem to be occurring. It's the equivalent of poeple watching and I LOVE that.

Are there two Listers who maybe don’t know each other, or interact, that you wish would?

Me and the fit ones.

If you find a Lister attractive or interesting do you PM them, flirt with them openly, or do you react to their posts and hope they notice you?

Yes. (This is a lie. I'm horrendously shy and will rarely make the first move. By the time, I really like someone they have either found someone else or friend zoned me)

Have you ever had a threesome PM, where you contact two Listers and have them e-fuck for you? (This actually sounds kind of hot! New thread idea?)

No.

 

[hotwords229_A]

NUT CHECK isn’t just roll call at the Asylum.

One of the most difficult things about being a guy is protecting your nuts.

No matter what it is that’s flying through the air, it is, inevitably, headed right for our balls.

When a kid climbs in your lap, they step right on your testicles—every time.
When the dog jumps up on the couch, their rear paw crushes your manbag—every time.

Our clackers are a literal magnet for all things in motion.

WOMEN:

Do you get hit in the crotch as often as us guys do?
Doesn’t it hurt a little?
The vagina is obviously much more robust than our dainty little nutballs, but what was your worst experience of being hit in the cooch-la-rue?
Do you find guys getting hit in the balls as funny as other guys do?
What would you like to know about our testicles?

MEN:

What is your worst experience of getting hit in the balls?
Why do we laugh at other guys when we know how much it hurts?
Do you have an awesome story of a hot nurse tending to your injured balls, or is that just stuff from the movies?
Do you like having your balls played with, or is that not something you like?
What question do you want women to answer about their vaginas?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Do you get hit in the crotch as often as us guys do?
Oh honey, my crotch gets WAY more action than any man I know...

Doesn’t it hurt a little?
That's half the fun of it.

The vagina is obviously much more robust than our dainty little nutballs, but what was your worst experience of being hit in the cooch-la-rue?
I once fell off my bike seat and damn near passed out from the overwhelming experience that was. It was something way more intense than pain.

Do you find guys getting hit in the balls as funny as other guys do?
No. I'm mortified. Y'all can be entertained if you want. I want no part of that.

(I am in to Femme Domme, though )

What would you like to know about our testicles?
With all due respect, I've taught men way more about testicles than most have taught me. (Weird flex, but boy George am I owning it )
Surprise me?

 

[Taegul]

MEN:

What is your worst experience of getting hit in the balls?

My life growing up basically revolved around playing baseball. I stopped wearing a cup after Little League. I was pitching a game in high school when the batter hit a line drive right back at me. Using my glove would have been too easy, so I caught it with my balls. OUCH! The ball plopped down right in front of me and I basically scooped it up, threw to first, and continued rotating around and down to the ground....all in one motion. Coach came out to check on me but with a very loud voice so the whole crowd could hear, I said something like, "I'm alright, just let me walk it off!" The funny part was I intentionally cracked my voice for the first half like a boy going through puberty, and let my voice transition to normal towards the end. I got great laughs from the crowd, but it definitely sounded like the women were laughing the loudest.

You're God Damn right I got that prick out at first.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I am in to Femme Domme, though

You're God Damn right I got that prick out at first.

You mean the guy who hit the ball(s), right?
Not your own prick?
This is a story of true heroism under fire!

 

[Taegul]

You mean the guy who hit the ball(s), right?
Not your own prick?
This is a story of true heroism under fire!

Of course I meant the batter.

My prick only hits home runs. Grand slams.

 

[AnomalyLady]

WOMEN:

Do you get hit in the crotch as often as us guys do?
I have never gotten hit in the crotch, what the heck? hahah

Doesn’t it hurt a little?
See above

The vagina is obviously much more robust than our dainty little nutballs, but what was your worst experience of being hit in the cooch-la-rue?
Ok fine, I wasn't hit but I was a gymnast. Falling on the beam. Ugh. Your leg and vagina and soul are bruised for way too long.

Do you find guys getting hit in the balls as funny as other guys do?
Yes, men deserve to be hit in the balls more. (I'm too tired, I don't know).

What would you like to know about our testicles?
Just a couple. Do they shrink? Do they ever get bigger? How do they feel when cold?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Just a couple. Do they shrink? Do they ever get bigger? How do they feel when cold?

Yes they shrink.
Yes they get bigger.
They shrink when they get cold and sometimes, when very cold, they feel tight, like the skin around them has shrunken to a point where they no longer fit.

That first wave that soaks your shorts when walking into the ocean is a rough one. It’s better to just jump in head first.

 

[munch2much]

Just a couple. Do they shrink? Do they ever get bigger? How do they feel when cold?

I’m not sure they shrink per se, but the scrotum is designed to regulate their temperature and so brings them closer to the body (by constructing) as it gets colder, which certainly makes them look smaller. I don’t recall noticing them when I’ve been cold, myself.

 

[peekingone]

WOMEN:

Do you get hit in the crotch as often as us guys do?
I have never gotten hit in the crotch, what the heck? hahah

Doesn’t it hurt a little?
See above

The vagina is obviously much more robust than our dainty little nutballs, but what was your worst experience of being hit in the cooch-la-rue?
Ok fine, I wasn't hit but I was a gymnast. Falling on the beam. Ugh. Your leg and vagina and soul are bruised for way too long.

Do you find guys getting hit in the balls as funny as other guys do?
Yes, men deserve to be hit in the balls more. (I'm too tired, I don't know).

What would you like to know about our testicles?
Just a couple. Do they shrink? Do they ever get bigger? How do they feel when cold?

Of course you have questions

 

[lavendersilk]

NUT CHECK isn’t just roll call at the Asylum.

I've watched this video three times and it surprises me everytime.

One of the most difficult things about being a guy is protecting your nuts.

*takes notes*

No matter what it is that’s flying through the air, it is, inevitably, headed right for our balls.

When a kid climbs in your lap, they step right on your testicles—every time.
When the dog jumps up on the couch, their rear paw crushes your manbag—every time.

Same for me but boobs.

Our clackers are a literal magnet for all things in motion.

*makes a note to use "clackers" more often in vocabulary*

WOMEN:
Do you get hit in the crotch as often as us guys do?

I've been hit in the crotch a few times. It's not fun.

Doesn’t it hurt a little?

Yep!

The vagina is obviously much more robust than our dainty little nutballs, but what was your worst experience of being hit in the...

The worst thing that has ever transpired down there(maybe this isn't quite the equivalent of a knee to the groin) I was on monkey bars and... yeah. You get the idea...

cooch-la-rue?

*makes a note to never use that in my vocabulary*

Do you find guys getting hit in the balls as funny as other guys do?

MAaaaybeee.

What would you like to know about our testicles?

I'm good.

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

WOMEN:

Do you get hit in the crotch as often as us guys do?

All. The. Time. My vagina is a magnet for every airborne object within 20 feet.

Doesn’t it hurt a little?

Used to, but years of abuse have turned that area into hardened leather.

The vagina is obviously much more robust than our dainty little nutballs, but what was your worst experience of being hit in the cooch-la-rue?

I went bowling once. Once. Talk about a gutter ball...

Do you find guys getting hit in the balls as funny as other guys do?

You have no idea. Ok, you probably do have an idea.

What would you like to know about our testicles?

Nothing. Ignorance is bliss.

 

[AnomalyLady]

All. The. Time. My vagina is a magnet for every airborne object within 20 feet.

Used to, but years of abuse have turned that area into hardened leather.

I went bowling once. Once. Talk about a gutter ball...

You have no idea. Ok, you probably do have an idea.

Nothing. Ignorance is bliss.

What. The. Fk.

 

[Taegul]

What. The. Fk.

It's probably best to ignore "her".

 

[MindYaBitness]

NUT CHECK isn’t just roll call at the Asylum.

One of the most difficult things about being a guy is protecting your nuts.

No matter what it is that’s flying through the air, it is, inevitably, headed right for our balls.

When a kid climbs in your lap, they step right on your testicles—every time.
When the dog jumps up on the couch, their rear paw crushes your manbag—every time.

Our clackers are a literal magnet for all things in motion.

WOMEN:

Do you get hit in the crotch as often as us guys do?

No, no one's aiming for it, if anything my boobs are the always in the way!

Doesn’t it hurt a little?

Not really, see, god/evolution/mother nature did us a kindness and put all of those important bits inside, and that really sensitive spot, well, it's protected so well that I hear some gentleman have a difficulty finding it!

The vagina is obviously much more robust than our dainty little nutballs, but what was your worst experience of being hit in the cooch-la-rue?

Straight down on the bar of my bike. That's a pain that resonates through your bones!

If I may add that there was a bit of time that I could possibly commiserate with guys. For guidelines sake, I was a late bloomer of 18. No one tells us that when breast buds start to grow they hurt like you would not believe, and you're not used to them, so brushing against your desk as you lean over to get a pencil out, or getting hit with a dodge ball, is an excruciating, tear inducing horror, that resonates through your entire body, like the winds been knocked out of you but you can somehow still breath. It's awful!

Do you find guys getting hit in the balls as funny as other guys do?

When it's an accident, yes. On purpose, not so much.

What would you like to know about our testicles?

Why are you guys ways using them in terms that denote bravery, when they're the most cowardly part of the human body????

 

[hotwords229_A]

I've watched this video three times and it surprises me everytime.

I did that exact move a few weeks ago. It’s insane how easy it is to hit your nuts bu accident.

Straight down on the bar of my bike. That's a pain that resonates through your bones!

You had a boys bike?
I always wondered why boys bikes didn’t have the angled bar and the girls have the straight bar. Seems totally backwards to me. But you’re the second woman to have a bike incident.
So maybe ALL bikes should be girls bikes!

Why are you guys ways using them in terms that denote bravery, when they're the most cowardly part of the human body????

I’ve been saying this for years. “You’re a real pussy” should be a compliment and “it takes balls to retreat like that” should be a put down.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Why are you guys ways using them in terms that denote bravery, when they're the most cowardly part of the human body????

I know the answer to this, or what is most commonly accepted as the reason for this.
But I digress.
Your question was funny.
No need to examine it further.

 

[hotwords229_A]

My vagina is a magnet for every airborne object within 20 feet.

I would think that cleavage would catch anything before it got to the vagina.
I mean, you could stand under those in a rainstorm!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I did that exact move a few weeks ago. It’s insane how easy it is to hit your nuts bu accident.

You had a boys bike?
I always wondered why boys bikes didn’t have the angled bar and the girls have the straight bar. Seems totally backwards to me. But you’re the second woman to have a bike incident.
So maybe ALL bikes should be girls bikes!

I’ve been saying this for years. “You’re a real pussy” should be a compliment and “it takes balls to retreat like that” should be a put down.

I was the youngest, only girl in a family of boys. The bikes were hand-me-downs. I got really skilled at sanding and spray painting them Barbie pink or Strawbery Shortcake red, or my first & personal favorite, Rainbow Brite themed!

* edited to add that lady's bikes are built that way because once upon a time society forced us to wear skirts or be labeled harlots. So, the bend is leave room for skirts/bloomers/culottes

 

[lavendersilk]

I was the youngest, only girl in a family of boys. The bikes were hand-me-downs. I got really skilled at sanding and spray painting them Barbie pink or Strawbery Shortcake red, or my first & personal favorite, Rainbow Brite themed!

I would love to see those! My favorites.