Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

My version of the reverse harem idea involves one guy at a time and nobody watching. Each ‘contestant’ gets sixty seconds to get me off, but when the timer buzzes, he has to go immediately stop and get back into his soundproof booth. Let’s give them fifteen seconds to stop and get hidden again (if he takes too long, then he’s disqualified). If there are, say, five guys in competition, one of them will be declared the winner if he’s the one who is there when my orgasm happens. Guy#3 might get me right to the edge when his timer goes off, but Guy#4 might win soon after his next sixty window opens. Guy#1 will never win on his opening try, but I think his chances become the best when it becomes his turn again. The difficulty, I think, would be in those fifteen+ second gaps between turns because upward momentum is paused. Maybe a two-guy version would be better than with five?

And this is how you win my vote for Director of all future Olympics.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'll remember that the next time you're craving a Dirty Sanchez.

Is that something that's known to be "craved"?

 

[Mrtenant]

Is that something that's known to be "craved"?

*smiles... ohhhh heyyyy..... why do you ask?

 

[peekingone]

You have to screen out guys who ha e performance anxiety. And, is there a penalty for finishing under the timer?

Some may get stage fright too

 

[Lmizzler]

I’ve always known a circle jerk to be when dudes are jerking the guy off next to them in a circle. I’ve described many a meeting I’ve sat through using those exact words.
“That meeting was nothing more than a big circle jerk!”

 

[jason28053]

I’ve always known a circle jerk to be when dudes are jerking the guy off next to them in a circle. I’ve described many a meeting I’ve sat through using those exact words.
“That meeting was nothing more than a big circle jerk!”

A circle of jerks. Aka, a presidential cabinet meeting!

 

[MindYaBitness]

This is not intended to be a political posts, but with all this talk of bukake & circle jerks, I had to share for anyone who hasn't seen this yet


I'm telling you, every Ad Agency needs a 12 year old boy on staff, or a Litster on pay roll, to show them the obvious design flaws!

 

[jason28053]

This is not intended to be a political posts, but with all this talk of bukake & circle jerks, I had to share for anyone who hasn't seen this yet
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I'm telling you, every Ad Agency needs a 12 year old boy on staff, or a Litster on pay roll, to show them the obvious design flaws!

Double jerking lol

 

[Taegul]

Double jerking lol

When the job interviewer asks you about your multitasking capabilities...

Oh, I take a real hands-on approach.

 

[QuietCanadian]

This is not intended to be a political posts, but with all this talk of bukake & circle jerks, I had to share for anyone who hasn't seen this yet
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I'm telling you, every Ad Agency needs a 12 year old boy on staff, or a Litster on pay roll, to show them the obvious design flaws!

I might suggest that there is someone who has the humour of a 12 year old and/or Litster on payroll who is laughing themselves silly when stuff like this gets through.

 

[Taegul]

I’m hesitant to look up “the elephant walk”.

Yeah, I don't know what to think of that but now I'm rethinking WTF was Neneh Cherry really singing about...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What the hell did I stumble upon

My cavernous vagina

 

[jason28053]

My cavernous vagina

Coyote Canyon

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’ve always known a circle jerk to be when dudes are jerking the guy off next to them in a circle. I’ve described many a meeting I’ve sat through using those exact words.
“That meeting was nothing more than a big circle jerk!”

But then, wouldn’t that meeting have been a good thing?

 

[MindYaBitness]

But then, wouldn’t that meeting have been a good thing?

Depends on how desirable the participants are!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Depends on how desirable the participants are!

As long as everyone got off, who are we to judge?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My cavernous vagina

How big were those fists?!?!?

 

[hotwords229_A]

So what do a group of horny women do behind closed doors?

Play “Guess whose finger”?
Hardened nipple races?
Play a round of “What do I taste like”?



Is there a female version of bukake, where the women rub their vaginas all over some lucky guy’s face?
Can I volunteer?

Why do we only hear about male sexual games?

What are you women hiding?

 

[MindYaBitness]

As long as everyone got off, who are we to judge?

stellar example of guys not being nearly as picky in their bed mates as most ladies I know!

 

[Mei5ter]

And this is how you win my vote for Director of all future Olympics.

...which is how Bongo's Buzzing Baton came to be adopted for all relay team events.

 

[Lord Pmann]

What does Emily Post say about proper Circle Jerk etiquette?

Pinky out when wanking. It’s just the classy way.

 

[Mrtenant]

A couple years ago, I was needing part time work and applied over at Sara's Secret.

If you don't know what that is I'll tell you. Sex shop. They sell toys and lingerie and tools for sexual adventures of all sorts.

The job was mine for the taking, but, I ran into regulatory roadblocks within my primary job. My primary job would not allow me to work there while working for them.

I say the job was mine for the taking because I had passed all interviews and they had made me a job offer.

The point of this whole post is: part of the job included commission sales. I was told that some salespeople would put together sextoy parties where they would showcase a bunch of sextoys to sell. I'm sure you all must have heard of such things or even been to one.

My question is, being male, how likely would it be for me to be able to pull off a successful sextoy sales party among men? Among women? Especially as I had never done such a thing.

(Yes, I was this close to pulling the trigger and taking the job anyway, thinking primary job would never know)

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Oh! I know the answer to the last one -- Pinkies up!

Pinky out when wanking. It’s just the classy way.

I can't believe I was right!

 

[hotwords229_A]

My question is, being male, how likely would it be for me to be able to pull off a successful sextoy sales party among men? Among women? Especially as I had never done such a thing.

Never underestimate a good salesman, but I’m not sure about this.

Like the aforementioned circle jerk, I can’t imagine male sex toy parties are a thing.
In fact, possibly it has never happened before in history?

Woman’s sex toy parties are a thing. But would they attend if it was hosted by a male? Possibly. If the party were extra rowdy it might even devolve into something fun. But that may also just be my porn mind working.

Then again, a saleswoman with a male stripper at a women’s sex toy party might actually be a good business idea! Entertainment, a sales pitch, and a model all in one party.

 

[BongoGal]

Yeah, I don’t think male sextoy parties are a thing. Female sextoy parties exist, but I think that a male host of one would have to be a “sassy gay male friend” type in order to succeed.