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Endless_Night
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I don’t want to devalue a slut by telling her she’s normal. I like that she’s a slut. That’s hot!
I'm trying to think who I know that would wear this if I had it printed.
MindYaBitness
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Taegul
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I'm remembering all the times I cut my hand on that stupid container and now you got me wondering how it relates to my fingerbang game.
aussiegeekygal
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I have no idea but you bet your sweet ass I sent this to all of them
(BTW, I just did it AGAIN with The Librarian)
((It's a hilariously fun way to blow the boy's minds)
hotwords229_A
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I actually read it that way before you “fixed it”. I was very concerned.
In my scenario, I assume you know all the guys. You’re not minding your business at a bus stop and then realize you sat down into the middle of a circle jerk.
hotwords229_A
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Do they get bowling shirts? Can they be called the Dream Cream?
Taegul
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Shirts are fine as long as they have matching socks and wear both during the act. We wanna keep it classy and shit, ya know?
Lord Pmann
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"Would you circle jerk with the 6-8 posters above you?"
Taegul
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Well, I have circleaphobia, so stand in a square or GTFO.
"Square jerk" doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?
Piss off, spellchecker, "circleaphobia" is definitely a thing!
AmberLGreen
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Square jerk makes me think of a nerdy person being a dickhead
hotwords229_A
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I wonder if Egyptians Triangle Jerk?
It seems more ritualistic that way.
It seems more ritualistic that way.
Taegul
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I'm sure there are better geometric options out there but I slept through those classes in high school and I'm sure as hell not going back.
I'd suggest a line jerk but the similarity to line dancing is too much for me and I hate country music.
*Waves to all the country music fans*
MindYaBitness
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Rule 34, Bus stop impromptu circle jerk has got to exist somewhereI actually read it that way before you “fixed it”. I was very concerned.
In my scenario, I assume you know all the guys. You’re not minding your business at a bus stop and then realize you sat down into the middle of a circle jerk.
hotwords229_A
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No question about it!
SalaciousMonkey22
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Best flash mob ever.
Taegul
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Why circle jerk at a bus stop when you can wait until you're all actually trapped in the bus?
"Circle jerk while circling the neighborhood". It practically sells itself. That buss pass better be laminated, it's about to get drenched.
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Flashing mob!
JayInLondon
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Ding ding, plenty of room on the top deck!
hotwords229_A
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POP QUIZ:
Are we sure Circle Jerks are even a real thing?
Has anyone ever attended one?
Are they planned, or does everyone just start whipping them out?
Is the first guy out shamed in any way?
Is the last guy the winner?
Does everyone remain in a circle until the last guy finishes?
Do you put down a tarp or something?
What does Emily Post say about proper Circle Jerk etiquette?
Are we sure Circle Jerks are even a real thing?
Has anyone ever attended one?
Are they planned, or does everyone just start whipping them out?
Is the first guy out shamed in any way?
Is the last guy the winner?
Does everyone remain in a circle until the last guy finishes?
Do you put down a tarp or something?
What does Emily Post say about proper Circle Jerk etiquette?
ScarletDaisy
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Oh! I know the answer to the last one -- Pinkies up!
JayInLondon
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There is soggy biscuit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit so I can quite believe in Circle jerks
MindYaBitness
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Guys masterbating together/adjacent to each other, yes. With a woman in the middle begging/consenting to be cummed on, I'm not so sure. Should we take a poll of the Ladies of Lit?
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These have got to be planned? I mean, I know flash mobs are a thing, but a bunch of guys just whipping it out and hoping the lady is into it is a recipe for court appointed counseling and a 1000ft ban from gradeschools.
Depends, maybe the room is cold and now he gets to put his robe back on, or maybe there was a bet for a prize for 1st place
Nah, she's probably sufficiently glazed by that point, so he'll miss any genuine reaction as the shock hass passed, and she won't even be able to feel his tardy load under the previous layers of glazing
Maybe, if there's a water girl, or someone to bring snacks. Otherwise, they're just standing there, awkward & limp, with no further purpose.
What if the previously finished guys' jobs were to be cheer leaders for the rest? "You can do it buddy! Just a few more strokes!"
Outside, no. Inside, unless you have the most understanding & forgiving cleaning service on earth, absolutely. May I suggest disposable painters tarp?
1-The host should provide plenty of lube.
2-No eye contact.
3-Always thank the kind lady for participating in your team building excercise, as shouting "BINGO" when your cum hits her tits or lips is a faux pas.
