Sex & Shenanigans

Let's see... It wants access to my camera, my flashlight, and storage. Makes sense. Also my full contact list, all GPS data, the power system (allowing it to turn on and off the phone), unfettered Internet access. Also access to every app running on my phone, and all of their data and access. Which means if you run a banking app on your phone (and you should never, but that is another conversation), you give Tiktok access to all of your banking information and accesses. But they say they never do that, they promise. They could, but they cross their hearts that they won't ever do that.







No.
 
Let's see... It wants access to my camera, my flashlight, and storage. Makes sense. Also my full contact list, all GPS data, the power system (allowing it to turn on and off the phone), unfettered Internet access. Also access to every app running on my phone, and all of their data and access. Which means if you run a banking app on your phone (and you should never, but that is another conversation), you give Tiktok access to all of your banking information and accesses. But they say they never do that, they promise. They could, but they cross their hearts that they won't ever do that.







No.
Oh who fucking cares … good fucking grief.
 
Let's see... It wants access to my camera, my flashlight, and storage. Makes sense. Also my full contact list, all GPS data, the power system (allowing it to turn on and off the phone), unfettered Internet access. Also access to every app running on my phone, and all of their data and access. Which means if you run a banking app on your phone (and you should never, but that is another conversation), you give Tiktok access to all of your banking information and accesses. But they say they never do that, they promise. They could, but they cross their hearts that they won't ever do that.







No.
Not that you have any thoughts on the subject or anything. 💋💋
 
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I'm torn because the things I *think* I would like in my dreams are nothing like the things I've actually liked in reality. For example, I've been to my fair share of bachelor parties. But the best one, and the one where I had the most fun, was when all the guys went to the Smithsonian, rocked the planetarium at the Air & Space Museum, and saw an IMAX movie about Jupiter. Way better than any titty bar or casino I've ever been to.

So for my ideal birthday scenario, as much as I'd love a Jello wrestling party with my dozen favorite female Litsters, I think I'm gonna say...

My absolute dorkiest friends (including some Litsters) would be there.
We'd be in Joe Manganiello's game room.
We'd be playing D&D, eating junk food, and relating to each other entirely in memes and movie quotes.

And there'd be strawberry rhubarb pie for dessert.
Can I Jell-o wrestle Joe Manganiello too? I’m in!

Like wiki/googling everything you can in the middle of the night because I HAD to know if chickens & alligators were both decended from dinosaurs, like a meme said. I was right, only chickens are, but still, it was imperative I know the entirely evolutionary history of both animals before I could sleep...I mean, no, I have no idea what you're talking about

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I think I may have posted that meme at some point. If it was me, sorry for keeping you up! 😅

Which ever day she the most horny on
Where’s @Bry1313 when ya need him?

Unpopular opinion... hotdogs are delicious! They are the perfect food! Hear me out...

You can grill them, steam them, dip them in cornmeal batter and fry them! You can put mustard... ketchup if you are feeling like a kid again, relish, sauerkraut, onions, coleslaw, chili, cheese pickles... the possibilities are endless!

And in a bun it is so convenient! You can hold it in your hand and walk around doing stuff with the other hand! Or, controversial opinion... hold one in each hand!!
Spiral cut and air-fried is amazing! I went from having hot dogs a few times a year during Dodger games to having them 3 times in a week the first time I tried it! 🫣

Not Catholic, so I have never been allowed to have wafers, even when attending Mass (I like it when they perform it in Latin).
I had some at churches of various Protestant denominations in my teens and early 20s
 
You are right, it is only all of your info, where you go, what you do on your phone. Why protect that, if you get puppy videos?
My info is out there in the world in some way or another I’m sure …. What are they gonna steal … my student debt and terrible credit? My house that has nothing in it?

Go ahread.

The fucking dopamine is worth it.
 
Spiral cut and air-fried is amazing! I went from having hot dogs a few times a year during Dodger games to having them 3 times in a week the first time I tried it! 🫣
@crazychemgirl shared this last year, sliced rather than spiral cut. Get a nice bit of browning, absolutely delicious. Hot dog bacon. I serve it with mustards and sauerkraut, and good beer.
 
@crazychemgirl shared this last year, sliced rather than spiral cut. Get a nice bit of browning, absolutely delicious. Hot dog bacon. I serve it with mustards and sauerkraut, and good beer.
I remember trying spiral cut after both seeing a video and reading about it here, but discovered months later that the key is spiral cut AND air-fried. It’s soooo much better with the all-over browning and crispness! And it changes the flavor in a way my brain full of painkillers can’t accurately describe at the moment. Beyond the Maillard reaction…almost like a caramelization, but obviously not candy-sweet
 
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