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crazychemgirl said:
What would be your dream birthday scenario..?

Who would be there?
Where would you be?
What would you be doing?
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I'm torn because the things I *think* I would like in my dreams are nothing like the things I've actually liked in reality. For example, I've been to my fair share of bachelor parties. But the best one, and the one where I had the most fun, was when all the guys went to the Smithsonian, rocked the planetarium at the Air & Space Museum, and saw an IMAX movie about Jupiter. Way better than any titty bar or casino I've ever been to.

So for my ideal birthday scenario, as much as I'd love a Jello wrestling party with my dozen favorite female Litsters, I think I'm gonna say...

My absolute dorkiest friends (including some Litsters) would be there.
We'd be in Joe Manganiello's game room.
We'd be playing D&D, eating junk food, and relating to each other entirely in memes and movie quotes.

And there'd be strawberry rhubarb pie for dessert.
 
Whiskeyjack said:
I'm torn because the things I *think* I would like in my dreams are nothing like the things I've actually liked in reality. For example, I've been to my fair share of bachelor parties. But the best one, and the one where I had the most fun, was when all the guys went to the Smithsonian, rocked the planetarium at the Air & Space Museum, and saw an IMAX movie about Jupiter. Way better than any titty bar or casino I've ever been to.

So for my ideal birthday scenario, as much as I'd love a Jello wrestling party with my dozen favorite female Litsters, I think I'm gonna say...

My absolute dorkiest friends (including some Litsters) would be there.
We'd be in Joe Manganiello's game room.
We'd be playing D&D, eating junk food, and relating to each other entirely in memes and movie quotes.

And there'd be strawberry rhubarb pie for dessert.
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Ooh ooh ooh I wanna come!
 
crazychemgirl said:
Do you ever just go on a tangent on some topic in your brain and then obsessively google everything about it…??
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Like wiki/googling everything you can in the middle of the night because I HAD to know if chickens & alligators were both decended from dinosaurs, like a meme said. I was right, only chickens are, but still, it was imperative I know the entirely evolutionary history of both animals before I could sleep...I mean, no, I have no idea what you're talking about

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MindYaBitness said:
Like wiki/googling everything you can in the middle of the night because I HAD to know if chickens & alligators were both defended from dinosaurs, like a meme said. I was right, only chickens are, but still, it was imperative I know the entirely evolutionary history of both animals before I could sleep...I mean, no, I have no idea what you're talking about

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This is why we’re friends.
 
lavendersilk said:
Do you like your coffee like you like your Star Wars villains?
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After our third deployment to the Persian Gulf, our carrier had returned to our homeport of Yokosuka, Japan. Me and my BFAMs, Rick and Mike, headed over to the Seaside Club for brunch the next morning. After we got our food, we each got a steaming mug of coffee and returned to our table. Rick promptly poured cream and sugar into his, stirred it, and took a sip. Afterward, he let out an exaggerated, "Ahhh."

He grinned, held up his mug, and said, "I likes my coffee like I likes my women: Tan and sweet!"

Not to be outdone, I held up my mug and said, "I likes my coffee like I likes my women: Black and strong."

We both grinned and turned to Mike. He was a few years older than us, and had a history of out-doing us on things like this. After eyeballing both of us for a long moment, he said, "Well, I likes my coffee like I likes my women. Been sitting around for a couple weeks, with chunky bits in the bottom and a big ring around the top."

Rick and I promptly lost some of our coffee, we were laughing so hard.
 
lavendersilk said:
Do you like your coffee like you like your Star Wars villains?
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Normally, yes -- on the dark side. And Darth reminds me that no matter how I screw up, at least I never cut my kid's hand off.

That was a 6-shot breve. Birthday gift from Dutch Bros. I will hit them up for my free drink at lest three more times if I want to match last year (and sort of vibrate into another dimension.)
 
UnquietDreams said:
Normally, yes -- on the dark side. And Darth reminds me that no matter how I screw up, at least I never cut my kid's hand off.

That was a 6-shot breve. Birthday gift from Dutch Bros. I will hit them up for my free drink at lest three more times if I want to match last year (and sort of vibrate into another dimension.)
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Have you ever considered decaf?
 
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