Cock Talk

[Wand3rlust]

Of course then you find out the next day that she has split personalities and might have axed somebody once

 

[Lord Pmann]

Am I the only one who doesn't understand his reaction? Yes, I love orgasms, but isn't the whole thing enjoyable? I once spent an entire weekend with someone and didn't have an orgasm, but my then partner and I had a great time regardless. If I knew what had caused it, I'd happily do it again!

Yes. You are the only one.

I took Zoloft for a very short while about 8 years back. It was the absolute worst. Fucking forever and not having an orgasm is not okay with me.

I can’t describe the feeling. I mean, having sex is pretty much always good. But just going forever… it was just frustrating. The medicine just numbs everything. It made me non-competitive, which was a bizarre thing. I’m super competitive and to have that gone, it was terrible. And not that I’m competitive with sex, but it’s that same drive and edge that just got numbed. If sex normally feels like a 10/10 (which it does with me), that medicine dialed it back to a 6.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I get a lot of pleasure banging on a mix of ambien, weed and booze.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Omg the last one … so much this!!!

So often I’ve just faked it in the past because I didn’t know how to explain how I needed to be touched to orgasm … and it lead to me leading very unsatisfactory sexual encounters with lots of men.

Fake orgasms are the worst invention ever.

 

[Endless_Night]

Fake orgasms are the worst invention ever.

How many have you faked?

 

[hotwords229_A]

How many have you faked?

All of them.
I carry a handful of mayonnaise in my back pocket at all times.

 

[Endless_Night]

All of them.
I carry a handful of mayonnaise in my back pocket at all times.

I don't even know how to respond to this, except -

 

[hotwords229_A]

I don't even know how to respond to this, except -

https://64.media.tumblr.com/72707c29fd39388804c6b3336e41bf5f/b8c57bbc36831e07-27/s500x750/bf7c8d9a4757b1bbe8ba5adeb03b1c842a299f6d.gif
It looks more like this ^^^

 

[Endless_Night]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/72707c29fd39388804c6b3336e41bf5f/b8c57bbc36831e07-27/s500x750/bf7c8d9a4757b1bbe8ba5adeb03b1c842a299f6d.gif
It looks more like this ^^^

Look at that smile. She must be crazy forgiving. I would be a danger to the person who splattted mayonnaise all over me.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Look at that smile. She must be crazy forgiving. I would be a danger to the person who splattted mayonnaise all over me.

Plus it’s in her hair, which, from my understanding, women always love when you get it in their hair.

 

[Endless_Night]

Plus it’s in her hair, which, from my understanding, women always love when you get it in their hair.

That alone would send me to a kitchen looking for a knife.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That alone would send me to a kitchen looking for a knife.

To spread the mayonnaise.
That’s hot.

 

[Endless_Night]

To spread the mayonnaise.
That’s hot.

Not. Even. Close.

 

[mikeyvis00]

I got lost scrolling down quickly. I read mayonnaise somewhere. Are we changing the thread to "Burger Talk"?

 

[crazychemgirl]

All of them.
I carry a handful of mayonnaise in my back pocket at all times.

Not ranch?

 

[awired50]

Spicy Ranch?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I got lost scrolling down quickly. I read mayonnaise somewhere. Are we changing the thread to "Burger Talk"?

Meat is meat.

Not ranch?

I never bought into the ranch thing. It’s too white. If you “ranch” that white, you need to see a doctor.

 

[awired50]

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[Mo_Bandy]

Meat is meat.

I never bought into the ranch thing. It’s too white. If you “ranch” that white, you need to see a doctor.

People who like ranch never had really good Remoulade.

 

[AlpineFresco]

How nervous are you the first time you have sex with someone?

Haven't had a first in a long time now, but weirdly I don't recall ever being that nervous. Always a little bit, but never to any huge degree.

How do you manage that nervous feeling?

See above!

Alcohol often plays heavily into sex (no really), do you dabble in any chemical arts to relax when getting it on, or do you emotionally raw dog it?

I don't drink much and I don't use any drugs, including alcohol, to help relax into intimacy.

Have you ever had an anxiety attack during physical intimacy? How did you handle it?

Never happened!

Do you have a tried-and-true technique of putting yourself, or your partner, at ease before sex?

It's never been necessary. If my partner needs to be put at ease before sex we might have some conversations coming up about potentially deeper issues.

In the past, did you build sex up to be more than it is, causing more nervousness than was necessary, or were you a casual sex person without enough worry?

Kind of neither? I was a late bloomer so in my mind I built it up as this amazing incredible thing, but that surprisingly didn't cause any issues.

What advice would you go back and give your virgin self if you could?

I don't know, honestly. I probably wouldn't say anything. Younger Alpine needed to know that someone wanted him, needed that validation, and even though he turned out to just be her rebound, I think he needed that moment of feeling desired. As for the mechanics of it? Honestly, I think he just needed to figure it out for himself.

 

[Endless_Night]

Okay. Totally weird place for this, but I had zero idea where else to ask.

(Sorry, Muscles. )

So, Skype is closing down.

(Annoying as I just learned how to navigate the darn thing.)

What are people switching to? Is there a comparable app?


Feel free to return to the regularly scheduled program.

 

[lavendersilk]

Okay. Totally weird place for this, but I had zero idea where else to ask.

(Sorry, Muscles. )

So, Skype is closing down.

(Annoying as I just learned how to navigate the darn thing.)

What are people switching to? Is there a comparable app?


Feel free to return to the regularly scheduled program.

Discord.

 

[lavendersilk]

Thank you. Does it work as well, like for short audio and such?

Short audio for sure.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m not very happy with any of the choices.

This is what I keep hearing.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Okay. Totally weird place for this, but I had zero idea where else to ask.

(Sorry, Muscles. )

So, Skype is closing down.

(Annoying as I just learned how to navigate the darn thing.)

What are people switching to? Is there a comparable app?


Feel free to return to the regularly scheduled program.

Google Chat has been extremely easy to use and intuitive. I just started using it in 2025 and it's better than any other platform I've used. It just works.