You're a burglar...

[English_guy_bkk]

If you were lll with a cold for 4 months I'd fire your skinny ass

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

If you were lll with a cold for 4 months I'd fire your skinny ass

I’m not skinny, but I am putting you on ignore now.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

You don't have to ask I'm ignoring you first

 

[English_guy_bkk]

And ... we invented ignoring!

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I’m not skinny, but I am putting you on ignore now.

So I'll take back the flowers then

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ok ok I'll give back if we can wrestle for a moment

Sorry I'll try not to giggle

If you were lll with a cold for 4 months I'd fire your skinny ass

You don't have to ask I'm ignoring you first

And ... we invented ignoring!

So I'll take back the flowers then

Will you knock it off? If you want to chat/flirt or harass someone (because this seems like that's where it's going), go elsewhere. This isn't what this thread is for.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Getting back on track for THE SECOND NIGHT IN A ROW


I'm taking all the Tupperware lids.

 

[fullservice65]

I'm taking the nail clippers.

 

[mnbreastluver]

The screws for the door knobs.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

All the shoelaces

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm a burglar and I just stole that old card in your wallet/purse that hasn't been active in 5 years but you keep in there anyway.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m tealing the letter ‘’ off every lat keyboard!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I’m tealing the letter ‘’ off every lat keyboard!

At firt, I thought you were loing your mind.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The rubber tips from all your right earbuds.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

The rubber tips from all your right earbuds.

Joke’s on you, I don’t use earbuds anyway! I prefer to rawdog my aural pleasure

But I will take all lotions, moisturizers, lubes aaand…probably coconut oils too, for good measure!

 

[Cat]

I am stealing the bristles from every toothbrush.

 

[OralAllOver]

Bible

Get real: even "devout" Americans don't read it
(With great effort I suppress "thou shall not bear false witness" pseudo-political remark)

 

[EctoJohn]

I've stolen last year's Christmas cards that are still sitting on your shelf.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm a burglar and I've stolen the tag off your favorite shirt.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm a burglar, and I've stolen the rubber stops on your oven that stop it from slamming.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm a burglar and I just stole the mint from your kitchen window sill.

 

[37_ttej]

'm a b'rgl'r 'nd 'm r'tr'ct'ng 'll th' v'wls.

(f'ck, m'ss'd 'n' !)

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm taking one leg from your favorite chair.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm taking one leg from your favorite chair.

I’ll take the farthest leg, leaving it juuuust barely balanced on the remaining two - until you sit!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm a burglar now apparently, so I went ahead and stole that left sock you forgot in the dryer.