You're a burglar...

[UsuallyPresent]

Mmm.... I'll steal the label off every can in the house! Even the beer and soda cans! Muah hah hah haaa!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I'm stealing the corkscrew AND the bottle opener

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm stealing all the alcohol. Methanol, ethanol, isopropyl, whatever - the rest of the stuff in the containers can stay right there, I'm only taking the alcohol.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

The

Not stealing - it was taken for safe keeping - so now everyone can see it properly labeled as opposed to it being stuck in a tomb where no one can see it.

Sorry it was a shitty day yesterday. Really apologize for my words.

No worries, ‘twas all in good fun. I do have opinions on The British Museum and colonization, but of course I don’t hold you responsible for that, or my honey @Btq97 when it comes up in conversation semi-regularly

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Tkng th vwls t f ll yr crrspndnc

 

[Anastasia1999]

Tkng th vwls t f ll yr crrspndnc

Stealing the bigger font sizes.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Stealing the bigger font sizes.

Stealing every pair of eyeglasses!

 

[ShaneoD]

Stealing every pair of eyeglasses!

Don't do that I enjoy being able to see certain details

I'll steal the staples from the stapler

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Don't do that I enjoy being able to see certain details

I'll steal the staples from the stapler

Replacing Shane’s glasses with this pic:

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[Winchester3030]

I’m taking all the spoons

 

[Girly_girl]

I’d steal all your reusable grocery bags

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’d steal all your reusable grocery bags

But think of the environment!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I’m stealing all the razors and hair removal products.

 

[summer_reine]

1 screw from every hinge in your house.. I play the long game

 

[UsuallyPresent]

But think of the environment!

She is! Her environment! And her wallet - those things ain't cheap...

 

[ShaneoD]

Replacing Shane’s glasses with this pic:

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The glasses didn't help

Has anyone offered to steal people's unused facemask's yet

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

The glasses didn't help

Has anyone offered to steal people's unused facemask's yet

Noooo, I need those! My last cold lasted 3 almost months

 

[ShaneoD]

Noooo, I need those! My last cold lasted 3 almost months

Ok I'll compromise, I'll only steal one

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The book marker.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

No worries, ‘twas all in good fun. I do have opinions on The British Museum and colonization, but of course I don’t hold you responsible for that, or my honey @Btq97 when it comes up in conversation semi-regularly

Just read it

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Noooo, I need those! My last cold lasted 3 almost months

If he doesn't I shall .

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

If he doesn't I shall .

I would not forgive that. My immune system sucks and not only did my last cold last nearly 3 months, I’ve also had some so bad they’ve lasted 4+, turned into pneumonia, cracked a rib and cost me a job. This is supposed to be a thread of things that would cause small inconveniences, not potentially kill a person.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Ok ok I'll give back if we can wrestle for a moment

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I would not forgive that. My immune system sucks and not only did my last cold last nearly 3 months, I’ve also had some so bad they’ve lasted 4+, turned into pneumonia, cracked a rib and cost me a job. This is supposed to be a thread of things that would cause small inconveniences, not potentially kill a person.

Sorry I'll try not to giggle

 

[TomTeacher19]

The little springy cylinder part of the toilet paper roll.

Similarly also the little spinning part of the scotch tape dispenser