You're a burglar...

[English_guy_bkk]

Oh that one was specifically for Mr @Jaws82

If I broke into an English guy’s house, I’d probably steal the electric kettle and umbrellas

We can have tea without a kettle!
Leave the umbrella though please.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

We can have tea without a kettle!
Leave the umbrella though please.

Sure, but most Brits are too accustomed to the convenience of the electric kettle to go analog with a pot of boiling water on the stove, and are positively AGHAST at the thought of doing something as uncivilized as microwaving water

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sure, but most Brits are too accustomed to the convenience of the electric kettle to go analog with a pot of boiling water on the stove, and are positively AGHAST at the thought of doing something as uncivilized as microwaving water

Even I think that's uncivilized. You leave my electric kettle alone!

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Sure, but most Brits are too accustomed to the convenience of the electric kettle to go analog with a pot of boiling water on the stove, and are positively AGHAST at the thought of doing something as uncivilized as microwaving water

I know your from the US as you said stove. Microwave water? ....we invented fire

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Even I think that's uncivilized. You leave my electric kettle alone!

Bravo

 

[English_guy_bkk]

And we invented oxygen

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Right! I'm going to invent something else in a dark room.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Right! I'm going to invent something else in a dark room.

Pft…the English don’t have to go through the work of inventing things, they just colonize, steal and put it in the British Museum as if it’s theirs

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The steam train... remember when you got aboard.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

And the yanks have given what???

 

[grumpyoldperv]

Sneaking back out of the house with all the labels from the canned goods in the pantry.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Let me peel the price tag from your hat...like really!

 

[summer_reine]

I'm taking 98% of their salt, sugar, baking powder/soda, and margarine

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The cutoff valve handles under your sinks, after closing them tight

 

[UsuallyPresent]

And the yanks have given what???

Baseball. Basketball. American Football. Y’know, the good sports!

 

[Btq97]

The

Pft…the English don’t have to go through the work of inventing things, they just colonize, steal and put it in the British Museum as if it’s theirs

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Not stealing - it was taken for safe keeping - so now everyone can see it properly labeled as opposed to it being stuck in a tomb where no one can see it.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Pft…the English don’t have to go through the work of inventing things, they just colonize, steal and put it in the British Museum as if it’s theirs

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Sorry it was a shitty day yesterday. Really apologize for my words.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ooooookayyyy - getting back to the theme of the thread...

I'm taking half of every bottle of handsoap.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Ooooookayyyy - getting back to the theme of the thread...

I'm taking half of every bottle of handsoap.

Ok I have for feisty kitten.... question please?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'll steal away with every answer! That'll (not) learn 'em!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ok I have for feisty kitten.... question please?

Take it to PM

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm a burglar and I'm stealing all the "PrtSc" key caps off all your keyboards!

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Take it to PM

You mean this afternoon?

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'm stealing the ink out of all the pens

 

[barefootgirl69]

The can opener- it's mine now.