You're a burglar...

[English_guy_bkk]

The hair dryer fuse

 

[Chillygirl]

The light bulb in the fridge

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The kids pocket money

 

[barefootgirl69]

The power cord to the TV.

 

[fakingadulthood]

the racks in their oven

 

[Chillygirl]

The batteries to all the remote controls

 

[Photog1rl]

The charging cords for their vibrator.

 

[barefootgirl69]

The silverware baskets from the dishwasher.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The dads false teeth

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Phone charger

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Modem/router

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Dads porn from under the bed

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

a single ingredient from each meal they had planned for the next week

 

[fakingadulthood]

Every length guard for their beard trimmer

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Grandma's high heels...I'm doing you all a favour

 

[Jaws82]

Does changing all passwords count?

 

[Chillygirl]

I’m not taking anything but I’m making every picture crooked

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I’m not taking anything but I’m making every picture crooked

Some folks are just cruel

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The water hose to the washing machine.

Thank you

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Does changing all passwords count?

Only if I can change your passwords for Ticketmaster, LiveNation, and any other venues and 3rd party ticket sellers

I’m old, I am absolutely not going to remember dozens of new passwords!

 

[fakingadulthood]

A 3 pearls from a necklace so it seems off but you’d have to know how many were there already to ever be sure

 

[Jaws82]

Everything with a vegan option is switched

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Only if I can change your passwords for Ticketmaster, LiveNation, and any other venues and 3rd party ticket sellers

I’m old, I am absolutely not going to remember dozens of new passwords!

Long winded....my password is average but available

 

[English_guy_bkk]

No capitals

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Long winded....my password is average but available

Oh that one was specifically for Mr @Jaws82

If I broke into an English guy’s house, I’d probably steal the electric kettle and umbrellas