Cock Talk

[FormerAllStar2]

Guys…. Has anyone farted in your dick hole?

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Pretty much all of that guy’s videos are fucking hilarious.

 

[jason28053]

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@StillRain

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is a dickhole one of those things that everyone has, just it had different meanings?

 

[jason28053]

Is a dickhole one of those things that everyone has, just it had different meanings?

Good point! I think yours is bigger than mine

 

[jason28053]

Is a dickhole one of those things that everyone has, just it had different meanings?

Maybe it’s kind of like
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,
"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

 

[Neanderthal247]

I say exactly what I mean. I dint understand anyone who doesn't!

I 100% believe this from you, whatever man steps up to you, better have his shit together.

 

[jason28053]

God, I love it when guys talk nerdy. I bet you can wire the fuck out of a 220 plug, even put it on its own breaker for a welder or hot tub...

I say exactly what I mean. I dint understand anyone who doesn't!

220 221 whatever it takes!! To quote Michael Keaton in the movie Mr. Mom

 

[AmberLGreen]

God, I love it when guys talk nerdy. I bet you can wire the fuck out of a 220 plug, even put it on its own breaker for a welder or hot tub...

I can wire a plug and even change a lightbulb. Just saying

 

[Lmizzler]

Sexparation of Powers
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There’s an old saying, “A woman’s place is on my face”. Okay, that’s not an old saying, I may have made that up, but I like it.

He must not be very good at plumbing cause I can see the crack from here! He's checking the wrong spot.

Anyway, the point of this one is male/female traditional roles and how triggered we are to even point them out.

What traditional ‘around the house’ activity makes you “feel like a man” or “feel like a woman”?

Vehicle repairs generally make me feel good when they are done....as long as I didn't have to call in someone for help.

In what way are you the least traditionally “manly” or “ladylike”?

I'm generally the one more in tune with the emotions of the room or the emotional barometer. I sense the highs and lows quickly.

In your relationship(s), do you like to follow basic chivalry, or do you prefer non-traditional roles?

I adhere to a sense of chivalry but respectfully. If it's raining, I'll pull the car up to the door to keep her out of the rain or hold the door. But I'm also aware that not everyone wants you to hold the door open for them. Or it simply doesn't make sense for me to sprint ahead to open the next door when I'm still holding the previous one for someone thats straggling in slowly. Common sense and respect go a long way here.

How good at plumbing, electric and basic home/auto repair are you?

I'm okay at household tasks. I'm no Bob the Builder but I can cobble things along or ask Youtube to help me out.

There’s a bat in your house! Do you calmly catch and remove it, scream and call the Marines, or burn the house down and move to a non bat area?

I'm definitely the one catching it. I even enjoy that rush of hormones that hit the blood stream as you start the hunt to catch it. Doesn't especially scare me or bother me. While I may not want it in my house, I'm also not freaked out by it. I DO want to know how it got in though, so we can fix that issue and not have it happen again.

Can you cook? Do you like to, or is it necessity?

I enjoy cooking quite a bit. But as @Wand3rlust described, I'm slower and make a bigger mess. My wife is the master of 3 burners going, helping the kids with homework, and cleaning up along the way without missing a beat. My meals will generally end up tasting better but the payoff isn't always worth it.

Do you separate the responsibilities in the house, or are you both responsible for everything?

I wouldn't say we have assigned responsibilities but we both have a good pattern of what the other takes care of or does. We are ultimately both responsible for everything but work together decently well to get it all done.
I won't lie though, I hate cleaning the house. Been trying to have a better attitude about it but it's a mental hurdle I struggle with.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I DO want to know how it got in though, so we can fix that issue and not have it happen again.

Solutions!

 

[Wand3rlust]

It's ok to not have all the answers..

 

[hotwords229_A]

It's ok to not have all the answers..

True.
Sometimes we should forget about finding answers and just have oral sex.

 

[Lmizzler]

It's ok to not have all the answers..

Not a problem here. I feel clueless plenty.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I DO want to know how it got in though, so we can fix that issue and not have it happen again.

Solutions!

You mean, you're building bat houses so you can enjoy more sky puppies?

 

[Wand3rlust]

True.
Sometimes we should forget about finding answers and just have oral sex.

Sorry. I had my mouth full. What did you say?

 

[Lmizzler]

You mean, you're building bat houses so you can enjoy more sky puppies?

It’s any critter really. Mouse. Snake. Bat. Bird. Squirrel.
I live in this house. Not them. Thanks for stopping by but you need to leave now.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You mean, you're building bat houses so you can enjoy more sky puppies?

I don’t know about this puppy thing you’re trying to sell.
They seem more like flying mice.
Nothing against mice, but let’s call them what they are.
Bats are extremely cool though.
I had one hanging off my curtain once, upside down with his wings folded. I just stood there and looked at him close up for a moment and thought, “that’s so cool . . . but what if it’s Dracula”.
He had to go.

Sorry. I had my mouth full. What did you say?

Nothing.
Have some more.

 

[lavendersilk]

. . . but what if it’s Dracula”.
He had to go.

Immortality not your thing? I get it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s any critter really. Mouse. Snake. Bat. Bird. Squirrel.
I live in this house. Not them. Thanks for stopping by but you need to leave now.

Yes, but they're adorable outside! I made a toad house for my garden, a platform for crows to get peanuts, and I've got plans for a bat house

I don’t know about this puppy thing you’re trying to sell.
They seem more like flying mice.
Nothing against mice, but let’s call them what they are.
Bats are extremely cool though.
I had one hanging off my curtain once, upside down with his wings folded. I just stood there and looked at him close up for a moment and thought, “that’s so cool . . . but what if it’s Dracula”.
He had to go.

Nothing.
Have some more.

Look at this rescued flying Fox, tell me it's not ADORABLE!

 

[BongoGal]

I recently had lunch with an old friend I hadn't seen in years. It was fun to catch up. Among the less-fun things I learned was that her hubby recently started taking Zoloft. This apparently has caused him to be able to get hard but not allow him to reach orgasm. She said she loved it the first time because he kept going and going. It was only after he stopped did she get a sense of his frustration. They tried again a couple of days later and had the same things happen. She said that even going at it hard and fast didn't do anything more than tire him out. According to her, he didn't even feel as if he was getting close. This seems to have disheartened him enough that he no longer wants to even try, so they now haven't had sex in months.

 

[hotoldrguy]

220 221 whatever it takes!! To quote Michael Keaton in the movie Mr. Mom

I love that movie!

 

[lavendersilk]

Yes, but they're adorable outside! I made a toad house for my garden, a platform for crows to get peanuts, and I've got plans for a bat house

Look at this rescued flying Fox, tell me it's not ADORABLE!
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Please start a thread called "Bat Talk" please and thank you.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Immortality not your thing? I get it.

I’m afraid of what he might bite.

Look at this rescued flying Fox, tell me it's not ADORABLE!

Yes, that’s exactly what he wants you to think.

I recently had lunch with an old friend I hadn't seen in years. It was fun to catch up. Among the less-fun things I learned was that her hubby recently started taking Zoloft. This apparently has caused him to be able to get hard but not allow him to reach orgasm. She said she loved it the first time because he kept going and going. It was only after he stopped did she get a sense of his frustration. They tried again a couple of days later and had the same things happen. She said that even going at it hard and fast didn't do anything more than tire him out. According to her, he didn't even feel as if he was getting close. This seems to have disheartened him enough that he no longer wants to even try, so they now haven't had sex in months.

This is along the lines of a question that just occurred to me recently.

I think the worst thing you can do to have an orgasm is to try to have one. Or maybe the dose is too high? Clearly, needs to talk to a Dr. about alternatives. But I also bet if he smacks it around enough and maybe with her help and no pressure and time, he will cum.

Medications can really mess with us. Taking away sex drive, sensations or the ability to cum is horrible.

 

[AmberLGreen]

It's ok to not have all the answers..

No it’s fucking not. Who are you and what have you done with the real Queen of Sarcasm!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I recently had lunch with an old friend I hadn't seen in years. It was fun to catch up. Among the less-fun things I learned was that her hubby recently started taking Zoloft. This apparently has caused him to be able to get hard but not allow him to reach orgasm. She said she loved it the first time because he kept going and going. It was only after he stopped did she get a sense of his frustration. They tried again a couple of days later and had the same things happen. She said that even going at it hard and fast didn't do anything more than tire him out. According to her, he didn't even feel as if he was getting close. This seems to have disheartened him enough that he no longer wants to even try, so they now haven't had sex in months.

I’m afraid of what he might bite.

Yes, that’s exactly what he wants you to think.

This is along the lines of a question that just occurred to me recently.

I think the worst thing you can do to have an orgasm is to try to have one. Or maybe the dose is too high? Clearly, needs to talk to a Dr. about alternatives. But I also bet if he smacks it around enough and maybe with her help and no pressure and time, he will cum.

Medications can really mess with us. Taking away sex drive, sensations or the ability to cum is horrible.

Bupropion can have this same side effect, and I noticed a gradual change to this state. At first, I felt like a sex god (too bad my partner wasn't in to lengthy interactions). Then it became increasingly frustrating. I literally was unable to orgasm via any means. After 6 months, I requested a medication change.