jason28053
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Fart away S lolYes, yes it is.
Don’t think I didn’t notice you avoiding the question. I’m gonna take that as a yes.
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Fart away S lolYes, yes it is.
Don’t think I didn’t notice you avoiding the question. I’m gonna take that as a yes.
No.Guys…. Has anyone farted in your dick hole?
Also, now my feed is full of farts and dick holes lolYes, yes it is.
Don’t think I didn’t notice you avoiding the question. I’m gonna take that as a yes.
Pretty much all of that guy’s videos are fucking hilarious.Guys…. Has anyone farted in your dick hole?
Good point! I think yours is bigger than mineIs a dickhole one of those things that everyone has, just it had different meanings?
Maybe it’s kind of likeIs a dickhole one of those things that everyone has, just it had different meanings?
I say exactly what I mean. I dint understand anyone who doesn't!
220 221 whatever it takes!! To quote Michael Keaton in the movie Mr. MomGod, I love it when guys talk nerdy. I bet you can wire the fuck out of a 220 plug, even put it on its own breaker for a welder or hot tub...
I say exactly what I mean. I dint understand anyone who doesn't!
I can wire a plug and even change a lightbulb. Just sayingGod, I love it when guys talk nerdy. I bet you can wire the fuck out of a 220 plug, even put it on its own breaker for a welder or hot tub...![]()
He must not be very good at plumbing cause I can see the crack from here! He's checking the wrong spot.Sexparation of Powers
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There’s an old saying, “A woman’s place is on my face”. Okay, that’s not an old saying, I may have made that up, but I like it.
Vehicle repairs generally make me feel good when they are done....as long as I didn't have to call in someone for help.Anyway, the point of this one is male/female traditional roles and how triggered we are to even point them out.
What traditional ‘around the house’ activity makes you “feel like a man” or “feel like a woman”?
I'm generally the one more in tune with the emotions of the room or the emotional barometer. I sense the highs and lows quickly.In what way are you the least traditionally “manly” or “ladylike”?
I adhere to a sense of chivalry but respectfully. If it's raining, I'll pull the car up to the door to keep her out of the rain or hold the door. But I'm also aware that not everyone wants you to hold the door open for them. Or it simply doesn't make sense for me to sprint ahead to open the next door when I'm still holding the previous one for someone thats straggling in slowly. Common sense and respect go a long way here.In your relationship(s), do you like to follow basic chivalry, or do you prefer non-traditional roles?
I'm okay at household tasks. I'm no Bob the Builder but I can cobble things along or ask Youtube to help me out.How good at plumbing, electric and basic home/auto repair are you?
I'm definitely the one catching it. I even enjoy that rush of hormones that hit the blood stream as you start the hunt to catch it. Doesn't especially scare me or bother me. While I may not want it in my house, I'm also not freaked out by it. I DO want to know how it got in though, so we can fix that issue and not have it happen again.There’s a bat in your house! Do you calmly catch and remove it, scream and call the Marines, or burn the house down and move to a non bat area?
I enjoy cooking quite a bit. But as @Wand3rlust described, I'm slower and make a bigger mess. My wife is the master of 3 burners going, helping the kids with homework, and cleaning up along the way without missing a beat. My meals will generally end up tasting better but the payoff isn't always worth it.Can you cook? Do you like to, or is it necessity?
I wouldn't say we have assigned responsibilities but we both have a good pattern of what the other takes care of or does. We are ultimately both responsible for everything but work together decently well to get it all done.Do you separate the responsibilities in the house, or are you both responsible for everything?
Solutions!I DO want to know how it got in though, so we can fix that issue and not have it happen again.
True.It's ok to not have all the answers..
Not a problem here. I feel clueless plenty.It's ok to not have all the answers..
I DO want to know how it got in though, so we can fix that issue and not have it happen again.
You mean, you're building bat houses so you can enjoy more sky puppies?Solutions!![]()
Sorry. I had my mouth full. What did you say?True.
Sometimes we should forget about finding answers and just have oral sex.
It’s any critter really. Mouse. Snake. Bat. Bird. Squirrel.You mean, you're building bat houses so you can enjoy more sky puppies?
I don’t know about this puppy thing you’re trying to sell.You mean, you're building bat houses so you can enjoy more sky puppies?
Nothing.Sorry. I had my mouth full. What did you say?
Immortality not your thing? I get it.. . . but what if it’s Dracula”.
He had to go.
Yes, but they're adorable outside! I made a toad house for my garden, a platform for crows to get peanuts, and I've got plans for a bat houseIt’s any critter really. Mouse. Snake. Bat. Bird. Squirrel.
I live in this house. Not them. Thanks for stopping by but you need to leave now.
Look at this rescued flying Fox, tell me it's not ADORABLE!I don’t know about this puppy thing you’re trying to sell.
They seem more like flying mice.
Nothing against mice, but let’s call them what they are.
Bats are extremely cool though.
I had one hanging off my curtain once, upside down with his wings folded. I just stood there and looked at him close up for a moment and thought, “that’s so cool . . . but what if it’s Dracula”.
He had to go.
Nothing.
Have some more.![]()
I love that movie!220 221 whatever it takes!! To quote Michael Keaton in the movie Mr. Mom