Cock Talk

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Aw, why, sir? Are you feeling excluded from the administrations of my affections, and slightly perturbed that their destination is towards another?

Never fear, cockwomble, I like you too

Damn. Worst sapiosexual might've just been given the boot

 

[Endless_Night]

I think I remember that.

We so rarely view anything the same way.

If I was drinking wine and getting ready to eat with hot girls, I’d probably be disturbingly happy as well.

That's just . . . disturbing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

We so rarely view anything the same way.

Not when it comes to hot women, anyway.

 

[Endless_Night]

Not when it comes to hot women, anyway.

I do not recall saying they were hot.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I questioned things like, how we could be expected to believe the one girl holding a piece of crusty bread ate carbs.

The assumption here is that she doesn’t eat carbs with a body like that.

 

[Endless_Night]

The assumption here is that she doesn’t eat carbs with a body like that.

So. Many. Assumptions.

 

[hotwords229_A]

So. Many. Assumptions.

How else could that sentence be interpreted?

 

[Endless_Night]

How else could that sentence be interpreted?

I'm having a hard time seeing this conversation going anywhere but downhill.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I'm having a hard time seeing this conversation going anywhere but downhill.

Thank you for making me shake my head and chuckle.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*watching this play out whilst eating pizza*

 

[English_guy_bkk]

*watching this play out whilst eating pizza*

May I ask for a slice please...no pineapple please

 

[Mrtenant]

Clothing makes the moan.



Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

Yes. It matters at the moment. Sometimes thats a lot, sometimes not at all. I find that I can change them, a little. Why do you think she wants to take you shopping so when she tries them on, she asks you- does this make my butt look fat?

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

I am not overly fond of t-shirts, Capri pants, long shorts (shorts that are to the knee- seems dumb), crappy shoes

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

Suits on me. Sexy clothes on her when she is around me wanting that attention

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

Nipple rings? Clean underwear

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body?

No

Did you like it?

Sure

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?

Funny. At one point, it became less funny, so I evolved the pantsing into a total stripping. Starts with pants and soon I'm taking everything off her, quickly! She really seemed to like that.

Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

Okay, you got me.

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

yes, leaders of a flock should be identified especially at fleecing time

Jerking off into a sock, why?

Isn't that how socks replenish their numbers? Fuck a sock and a bunch of socks are born? I have 2 sock drawers. Mmmmm socks

 

[hotwords229_A]

Isn't that how socks replenish their numbers? Fuck a sock and a bunch of socks are born?

Maybe that’s why I keep losing socks.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

A little.
It's not a terribly big deal.
Look like you care, because I try to.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

Not really a "no-go", but political stuff typically isn't my bag. Then its just the common sense stuff that only folks from that "people of wal mart" vine seem to do.

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

Well-fitted is the biggest thing.
Work clothes or a suit, if it fits right...all pretty much the same.
Oh..but I dislike filthy sneakers. I just can't.
Dirty boots?? Sure. Of course!
Dirty sneakers? Dirtbag.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

Can't speak for Men.
But the sexiest thing I've ever seen a Woman wear was my Johnny Cash T-Shirt and a thong.

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?

Never.

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?

I would never do it I don't think.
Not sure if it's funny or hysterical.
Is it?
I'm too OLD.

Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

Okay you got me. I'm a good sport.

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

Nah. Vive la liberte'.
Let them live.

Jerking off into a sock, why?

I didn't know this was actually a thing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sexparation of Powers
https://64.media.tumblr.com/b8927b0355550fdab5041c3004c5675d/f03c9f4b27d15c8d-8f/s540x810/51e4995a98f17380b299e71b2efe64f992638360.gif

There’s an old saying, “A woman’s place is on my face”. Okay, that’s not an old saying, I may have made that up, but I like it.

Anyway, the point of this one is male/female traditional roles and how triggered we are to even point them out.

What traditional ‘around the house’ activity makes you “feel like a man” or “feel like a woman”?
In what way are you the least traditionally “manly” or “ladylike”?
In your relationship(s), do you like to follow basic chivalry, or do you prefer non-traditional roles?
How good at plumbing, electric and basic home/auto repair are you?
There’s a bat in your house! Do you calmly catch and remove it, scream and call the Marines, or burn the house down and move to a non bat area?
Can you cook? Do you like to, or is it necessity?
Do you separate the responsibilities in the house, or are you both responsible for everything?
What do you not understand about men/women?

 

[EvaLane]

@FemaleNewToThis

Welcome to Cock Talk, I look forward to reading your contributions to the latest questions on the newest page lol

Necessity is the mother of invention. I've only ever done it out of need or laziness (i.e., I didn't want to get our of bed to get a tissue, but I needed to cum).

 

[Wand3rlust]

Sexparation of Powers
https://64.media.tumblr.com/b8927b0355550fdab5041c3004c5675d/f03c9f4b27d15c8d-8f/s540x810/51e4995a98f17380b299e71b2efe64f992638360.gif

I have a dripping tap.
I'll just keave that there

There’s an old saying, “A woman’s place is on my face”. Okay, that’s not an old saying, I may have made that up, but I like it.

Anyway, the point of this one is male/female traditional roles and how triggered we are to even point them out.

What traditional ‘around the house’ activity makes you “feel like a man” or “feel like a woman”?

I tend to enjoy the blue jobs way better than the pink ones.

In what way are you the least traditionally “manly” or “ladylike”?

I think I struggle to embrace my femininity. I was brought up by a fiercely independent woman, and a father who loved her so much. But it means that I struggle at times to let myself accept help and that there can be limitations on what I can do, or indeed, what I need to do

In your relationship(s), do you like to follow basic chivalry, or do you prefer non-traditional roles?

i have to do both, as I'm single. But even in my marriage, in some regards, I took on some of the main roles within the relationship.

How good at plumbing, electric and basic home/auto repair are you?

I can fix a pipe, change a washer on a tap, replace a light fitting, wire a plug, change a light switch, and I can check the oil on my car, change the oil, fan belts (these were older cars!), gaskets, tyres.

There’s a bat in your house! Do you calmly catch and remove it, scream and call the Marines, or burn the house down and move to a non bat area?

i had a pigeon in my house once. Couldn't do a lot, but leave the skylight open and hope it flew back out. They can fly you know?
i had to pick up the dead frogs in the garden, get rid of the dead pet hamsters and fish.

Can you cook? Do you like to, or is it necessity?

i can cook. Its a necessity. Most men i know don't cook. They 'chef'. It's different. When you've 2 kids and you need to get dinner on the table while doing the million things that need doing as well. You cook.

The odd occasion i get the chance to 'chef'. I enjoy it. And I'm good at it.

Do you separate the responsibilities in the house, or are you both responsible for everything?

Again, single parent. To 2 girls. I am responsible for everything.

What do you not understand about men/women?

Lots. About either.

 

[lavendersilk]

Sexparation of Powers
https://64.media.tumblr.com/b8927b0355550fdab5041c3004c5675d/f03c9f4b27d15c8d-8f/s540x810/51e4995a98f17380b299e71b2efe64f992638360.gif

Talk about plumber "crack"... he's got plumber "Oops where did my clothes go?"

There’s an old saying, “A woman’s place is on my face”. Okay, that’s not an old saying, I may have made that up, but I like it.

You didn't make it up. It's facts.

Anyway, the point of this one is male/female traditional roles and how triggered we are to even point them out.

Gender roles are stupid af.

What traditional ‘around the house’ activity makes you “feel like a man” or “feel like a woman”?

I like cooking for my house guests and making sure they are comfortable. So "hostess" I suppose. But it doesn't make me start singing a Shania Twain song or anything...

In what way are you the least traditionally “manly” or “ladylike”?

I just weedwacked the heck out of some tree saplings using a sharp metal blade. I felt like a badass. Again though... women are great at everything.

In your relationship(s), do you like to follow basic chivalry, or do you prefer non-traditional roles?

I enjoy having my door opened, but I don't expect my date to throw his jacket over a muddy puddle for me to step on.

How good at plumbing, electric and basic home/auto repair are you?

I can do basic shit but nothing major. I have changed electric outlets and cords on dryers... YouTube videos can only take me so far.

There’s a bat in your house! Do you calmly catch and remove it, scream and call the Marines, or burn the house down and move to a non bat area?

Birds have gotten in my home and they are hard to catch. I have cats and you would think they would catch them. Sadly the little bird ended up perishing in a little corner of a bookshelf that I didn't notice until about a month later.

Can you cook? Do you like to, or is it a necessity?

I do enjoy cooking, but more so for others.

Do you separate the responsibilities in the house, or are you both responsible for everything?

I have 5 furry roommates who do nothing. I have to do everything.

What do you not understand about men/women?

Humans are weird as a whole. We are all unique and different. You can't assume someone is a certain way just because of their gender. If we all communicated better, the world would be a better place.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sexparation of Powers
https://64.media.tumblr.com/b8927b0355550fdab5041c3004c5675d/f03c9f4b27d15c8d-8f/s540x810/51e4995a98f17380b299e71b2efe64f992638360.gif

He must be looking for a belt, but he's not going to find that under the sink. What a silly boy

There’s an old saying, “A woman’s place is on my face”. Okay, that’s not an old saying, I may have made that up, but I like it.

My favorite is "as long as I have a face, (insert favorite woman here) will have a place to sit"

Anyway, the point of this one is male/female traditional roles and how triggered we are to even point them out.

I'm ready to be triggered. Everyone knows I'm a man's man

What traditional ‘around the house’ activity makes you “feel like a man” or “feel like a woman”?

Mowing the lawn and/or fixing a toilet. They're remarkably simple mechanisms

In what way are you the least traditionally “manly” or “ladylike”?

Hmmm. Probably my sexual proclivities?

In your relationship(s), do you like to follow basic chivalry, or do you prefer non-traditional roles?

I follow basic chivalry frequently, but I do kind of hate basic traditional roles. In my failed marriage, I actually did the majority of laundry/dishes and she was really handy with tools since her dad was a contractor

How good at plumbing, electric and basic home/auto repair are you?

Basic. I can fix toilets, but I don't want to be running new piping from floor to floor. Electric scares me, but if I can youtube it, then it's great. Auto, I do all my oil changes and battery swaps. After that, I like to get a professional

There’s a bat in your house! Do you calmly catch and remove it, scream and call the Marines, or burn the house down and move to a non bat area?

I grew up in an old farm house. My mom was TERRIFIED of bats and would scream like there was an axe murderer in the house when she saw one. I can remember numerous mornings being woken up by her blood-curdling screams. I would get out of bed, get my tennis racket and then go play tennis in the kitchen or living room. I got really good at my overhand and smashing a bat into the wall.

Can you cook? Do you like to, or is it necessity?

Hot dogs, ramen, and whatever the air fryer will let me do. I made this dinner the other night and was really proud of myself. Ignore how ugly the chicken looks, it was pretty moist and delicious

Do you separate the responsibilities in the house, or are you both responsible for everything?

I mean, now I'm responsible for everything

What do you not understand about men/women?

Why won't you just tell me what you want for dinner? Just name the thing you're craving. Don't ask me to pick and then say 'we just had that last week' or 'I'm not feeling that'

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'll just keave that there

Keave it wherever you want

I tend to enjoy the blow jobs way better than the pink ones.

FTFY

Again, single parent. To 2 girls.

OMG, same!

 

[Wand3rlust]

OMG, same!

not the same 2 girls?...

wait a minute... are you my ex husband?...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Talk about plumber "crack"... he's got plumber "Oops where did my clothes go?"

I enjoy having my door opened, but I don't expect my date to throw his jacket over a muddy puddle for me to step on.

This one is wild to me. Like I'll help pick you up and put you in the truck before throwing my jacket down. That's going to ruin it. OR, pull the vehicle forward like 5-10 feet. Let's find a sensible solution

I have 5 furry roommates who do nothing. I have to do everything.

Those bastards.

Humans are weird as a whole. We are all unique and different. You can't assume someone is a certain way just because of their gender. If we all communicated better, the world would be a better place.

^this^ the main thing I learned from marriage

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

not the same 2 girls?...

wait a minute... are you my ex husband?...

The child support is...‍‍‍
@aussiegeekygal

 

[Wand3rlust]

The child support is...‍‍‍
@aussiegeekygal

There's child support???!!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

There's child support???!!

Well... yeah I'm in my mid 20s. The kids are young. Do you not have that in the Great Britain?