Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

It seems like a massive waste of good cum.

Speaking for every man everywhere, we would have shared it if we could.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Clothing makes the moan.
Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

Not necessarily. I just want a potential partner to be themselves and not cater to what I want. If I don't fall for them in their natural (albeit not trying to please) state, we'll both be disappointed.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

Honestly, anything Dallas Cowboy related.

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

I like dressing up sometimes. Putting on the chains (necklaces) and stuff.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

A woman wearing my dress shirt and nothing else.

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?

Not willingly and not in a sexy way. I don't prefer it although if done in the heat of passion, I might.

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?

Juvenile. Locker room humor at best.

Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

Not a fan.

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

I mean if they are trying to go incognito, there's a reason right?

Jerking off into a sock, why?

I don't follow that logic personally, but perhaps just to contain the mess maybe?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Clothing makes the moan.


Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

I like ‘em kinda dirty. Skanky dress gets me sprung.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

I just want to see thangs jiggling.

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

I tend to dress somewhere between the Unabomber and Barry Manilow so I dont know really.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

Them girls who wear a lot spandex and lycra and fur. Often all at once.

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?

By some crazy fan girl. Also once my the cops and a nurse.

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?

Seems kinda dumb past 6grd

Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

Same

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

I dont care just dont bother me when I am boozing on my front porch.

Jerking off into a sock, why?

I was once part of co-ed kickball team called the Jerk Socks.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Honestly, anything Dallas Cowboy related.

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I understand your point, but I can’t quite agree.

Also once my the cops and a nurse.

Those emergency room girls just can’t keep their hands off our clothes!

 

[Azuldrgon]

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I understand your point, but I can’t quite agree.

Okay, you have a point.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

A little. Like most others have said, just be clean and comfortable.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

Political shit (of any side), or anything that raises a red flag of emotional problems to me.

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

I pay very little attention to my clothes, they are mostly utilitarian. But I do enjoy the filth and grossness of my clothes after a hard day’s work. There is something satisfying about that.
Also the shower that follows.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

My balls on their chin.
I had to bring up balls as they seem to have played a big part in this one.

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?

Shirt ripped, yes I liked it. I was also declothed by two women in a pool once (yes, I jumped in clothed). I liked that a lot.

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?

Outrageous! What an awful question.

Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

I would have enjoyed being pantsed in front of the girls gym team. I screwed that one up.

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

Yes and not just them, also pilots, stewardesses, nurses, train engineers and librarians should all have to wear their appropriate “uniforms”. I like the idea of that. I didn’t grow up in that time period, but I wish more people would dress their profession.

Also, who knew there was such a priest/nun sexual fetish?!
Not this guy!

Jerking off into a sock, why?

Cum is sexy in the exact moment it is coming out, or when it’s on, or in, a naked woman.
Anything other than that, it’s just plain gross and needs to be destroyed immediately.

 

[Apisto42]

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

Political shit (of any side), or anything that raises a red flag of emotional problems to me.

I included that under the “I appreciate all nuts dressing to inform”.

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

I pay very little attention to my clothes, they are mostly utilitarian. But I do enjoy the filth and grossness of my clothes after a hard day’s work. There is something satisfying about that.
Also the shower that follows.

It’s kind of part of feeling alive. After working on the computer all day, I’m just tired and mentally exhausted. But spending a day outside, using your body, figuring out how to get things done, sweating? Making your life better. It’s satisfying on many levels.

And yeah, the shower is great afterwards.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

My balls on their chin.
I had to bring up balls as they seem to have played a big part in this one.

or forehead. The whole throat fucking thing that has been on cock talking lately.

 

[Endless_Night]

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Their tans are so uniform!! It's . . . kinda creepy.

 

[Apisto42]

Their tans are so uniform!! It's . . . kinda creepy.

They obviously get hair and skin colored at the same place.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

raises a red flag of emotional problems to me

I’m still laughing at this

Cum is sexy in the exact moment it is coming out, or when it’s on, or in, a naked woman.
Anything other than that, it’s just plain gross and needs to be destroyed immediately.

This is a great description of the almost visceral dichotomy of my feelings on cum.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Their tans are so uniform!! It's . . . kinda creepy.

Yes. That’s what I noticed too.

This is a great description of the almost visceral dichotomy of my feelings on cum.

Thank you.
I graduated Magnum Cum Lotsy.

 

[Endless_Night]

Yes. That’s what I noticed too.

This reminds me of a time way back, when Suz posted a picture of a group of people preparing food and drinking wine over a kitchen island. I questioned things like, how we could be expected to believe the one girl holding a piece of crusty bread ate carbs. And why another was dressed in bland neutrals given her coloring. And why one of the guys looked disturbingly happy.

You noticed the girls were hot.

I don't think the guys registered at all.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This reminds me of a time way back, when Suz posted a picture of a group of people preparing food and drinking wine over a kitchen island. I questioned things like, how we could be expected to believe the one girl holding a piece of crusty bread ate carbs. And why another was dressed in bland neutrals given her coloring. And why one of the guys looked disturbingly happy.

You noticed the girls were hot.

I don't think the guys registered at all.

I think I remember that.

 

[Apisto42]

This reminds me of a time way back, when Suz posted a picture of a group of people preparing food and drinking wine over a kitchen island. I questioned things like, how we could be expected to believe the one girl holding a piece of crusty bread ate carbs. And why another was dressed in bland neutrals given her coloring. And why one of the guys looked disturbingly happy.

You noticed the girls were hot.

I don't think the guys registered at all.

If I was drinking wine and getting ready to eat with hot girls, I’d probably be disturbingly happy as well.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've drunk wine, and I'm eating alone. Not sure if that counts?

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

I've drunk wine, and I'm eating alone. Not sure if that counts?

Counts.

 

[Apisto42]

I've drunk wine, and I'm eating alone. Not sure if that counts?

Are you disturbingly happy about it?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are you disturbingly happy about it?

I'm always disturbingly happy...

 

[AmberLGreen]

I've drunk wine, and I'm eating alone. Not sure if that counts?

It counts because you are a hot girl

 

[Wand3rlust]

It counts because you are a hot girl

Aw..backatcha, cuntchops.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Aw..backatcha, cuntchops.

Such a beautiful language

 

[Wand3rlust]

Such a beautiful language

Aw, why, sir? Are you feeling excluded from the administrations of my affections, and slightly perturbed that their destination is towards another?

Never fear, cockwomble, I like you too

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Aw, why, sir? Are you feeling excluded from the administrations of my affections, and slightly perturbed that their destination is towards another?

Never fear, cockwomble, I like you too

Damn. Worst sapiosexual might've just been given the boot

 

[Endless_Night]

I think I remember that.

We so rarely view anything the same way.

If I was drinking wine and getting ready to eat with hot girls, I’d probably be disturbingly happy as well.

That's just . . . disturbing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

We so rarely view anything the same way.

Not when it comes to hot women, anyway.