Cock Talk

[Lord Pmann]

Below is an example of good vs evil.

Thank you, Sirrrrrr

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Polite. Says thank you. Calls me, Sir. Bites her bottom lip.

It’s one of the best ways a pony can attract a philly

Rude rude rude. And you didn't even post tit, ass or sock pics. Probably bites her top lip like a weirdo.

 

[Lmizzler]

There should be a larger discussion about this. I only once ever finished in a sock after hearing that a lot of guys apparently do that. It wasn't the best receptacle. We'll leave it at that

Never done it. Frankly, it does nothing for me mentally. I much prefer skin on skin. Even if it's my own!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Clothing makes the moan.

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Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?
What type of clothing is a no-go for you?
What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?
What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?
Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?
Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?
Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?
Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?
Jerking off into a sock, why?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Never done it. Frankly, it does nothing for me mentally. I much prefer skin on skin. Even if it's my own!

Preach! I still can't understand how it's a good option. Like I don't want a bunch of those in the laundry with the rest of my stuff. Are they doing a separate load(hehehe) of just cum socks? I'm thinking about this way too much

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Clothing makes the moan.

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Where are his balls?!?!

Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

A little. Noooo I'm not changing anybody. Tried that once. Never again. Come as you are

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

It's not a no-go, but tuxedo/black-tie events bum me out

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

Gray sweatpants feel good

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

A smile! No, the sexiest thing to wear this season will be the BallsBlindfold™

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?

Pulled off in a heat of passion, but torn... not that I can think of

Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

Depends on the context. Used to be fun to do at home with a partner

 

[Lord Pmann]

Clothing makes the moan.

Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

I like someone to have a nice style. I don't like sloppy dressers. That doesn't mean you always have to be dressed up. You can be casual and still look tidy. They don't actually have to dress in seersucker for me to find them it attractive. It just helps.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

Pretty much all of the clothing Aussie posts to antagonize me. Whatever hippies wear. Ed Hardy. Mom jeans. God I hate those.

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

Tailored slacks. Dress shirt. Well-fittig shoes, usually a loafer of some sort.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

A corset for a woman.

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?

No. I would be furious.

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?

Pretty funny.

Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

Pretty funny.

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

No opinion.

Jerking off into a sock, why?

Necessity is the mother of invention. I've only ever done it out of need or laziness (i.e., I didn't want to get our of bed to get a tissue, but I needed to cum).

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Mom jeans. God I hate those.

Glad you brought these up. We are on the same page. Bring back low rise jeans?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Where are his balls?!?!

That was my first thought too!

 

[Endless_Night]

Clothing makes the moan.

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That could be the backside view of scene in the movie that blindside me last night! Did you pick this on purpose?!

Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

I do notice and have opinions. And might possibly make suggestions.

However, I'm more likely to notice stuff like if their clothes suit them and body maintenance.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

Hmmm. I'm not sure I have definitives. Maybe skorts for women, unless we're talking tennis.

Skinny pants for men. It's a rare fella that can carry that off.

(That last sentence disturbs me. Are skinny jeans a no-go for women? I wear skinny jeans. )

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

Something that show off my shape in a tasteful way.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

Oof. That is so person dependent.

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?

Ummm . . . .

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?

Never funny.

Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

I would be plotting homicide.

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

Absolutely!!!

As an aside, I could rock a habit.

Jerking off into a sock, why?

Groooooooss.

 

[Endless_Night]

Glad you brought these up. We are on the same page. Bring back low rise jeans?

What are mom jeans? I'm never totally clear on that.

Just . . . baggy and high rise?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

What are mom jeans? I'm never totally clear on that.

Just . . . baggy and high rise?

I'm pretty sure those are the hallmarks. I'm sure they're comfortable, but I can speak on behalf of perverts when I say they can be disappointing

 

[MindYaBitness]

Clothing makes the moan.

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Did he tuck his balls for this picture? I'm so confused.

Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

I like a man tbat looks put together. Whether his look is casual or a three piece suit, just don't look sloppy. Look like you put some thought into what you wear.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

I don't really have a no-go that I can think of, except maybe crude t-shirts. If you are wearing any "FBI: Female Body Inspector" tee to the grocery store, we're not going to be more than casual acquaintances.

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

As long as foundations are matching, or correct for the outfit/dress, then whatever I put on top feels good.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

Confidence

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?

Taken off in a rush, hot. Tear off my clothes, I'll salt the earth under your feet!

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical? Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

I don't find it funny at all, that type of humor whose only purpose is to laugh at someone else's expense and humiliate.

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

I have idea, but my middle school choir teacher was a plain clothes nun. She was so mean!

Jerking off into a sock, why?

A question for the ages

 

[Lord Pmann]

Glad you brought these up. We are on the same page. Bring back low rise jeans?

Low rise are fine. I'm okay with regular jeans too. Just not the kind you tuck under your tits.

I'm a firm believer that we need to bring back these skirts that look like tennis skirts.

 

[Lord Pmann]

What are mom jeans? I'm never totally clear on that.

Just . . . baggy and high rise?

Allow me.

 

[lavendersilk]

Clothing makes the moan.

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This picture makes me uncomfortable in an uncanny valley sort of way... Why does he keep the shoes on?

Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

Not really. Maybe don't wear a holy t-shirt and shorts at a restaurant? I'm not too picky though.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

Don't wear a Big Bird costume on a first date. Second is fine.

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

Jeans and a t-shirt. Honestly, I feel so much more confident in tight jeans and a silly 80's cartoon t-shirt than a dress.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

I can't stress this enough... if you feel confident, you can wear a burlap sack and exude sex appeal.

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?

I would love for someone to rip my bodice... I guess I'd need to own one first though. I've had my panties pulled down fast. It was hot.

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?

Ew.

Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

Not funny.

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

Wait... where did this question come from? But, yes. I think that's the point but Im not Catholic so...

Jerking off into a sock, why?

I'm sure it is acceptable when you are young and you don't want your siblings or parents to see jizz on your bed sheets... but honestly? That's what tissues and aiming on your stomach is for. Or so I've been told.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?
It does matter to some extent. I notice well dressed people. I appreciate people with their own style. I appreciate comfort and utility as much as the next girl, but it does impact the way I see people. Like endless, I also pay close attention to grooming habits, too.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?
Nothing comes to mind. If it's worn with confidence it works for me.

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?
Colorful clothes that fit me well.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?
Men: a well fitting suit.
Women: little black dress.

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?
Not torn off. I've had pants cut off. In the ER. I was not thrilled about it.

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?
No. Sexual assault.

Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?
My tendency is to laugh and say "you got me" but I feel incredibly violated.

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?
They should wear whatever they want

Jerking off into a sock, why?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm sure it is acceptable when you are young and you don't want your siblings or parents to see jizz on your bed sheets... but honestly? That's what tissues and aiming on your stomach is for. Or so I've been told.

I was going to comment exactly this on Pmann's post! What do guys even have stomachs for, if not a landing pad for jets? (or spurts, dribbles, whatever)

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm pretty sure those are the hallmarks. I'm sure they're comfortable, but I can speak on behalf of perverts when I say they can be disappointing

The word disappointing carries way more descriptive power than I would have thought it could.

Which is both funny and confusing.

Allow me.

Oh! Uck.

I'll stick with my questionable mid-rise skinny jeans, thank you very much.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

The word disappointing carries way more descriptive power than I would have thought it could.

Which is both funny and confusing.

The way I worded it, technically the 'disappointing' should be pointing to the noun 'perverts' and it's beautiful because it works however you want to read that sentence

 

[Wand3rlust]

Clothing makes the moan.

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Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

it matters to the extent of how they view themselves and view themselves with me.
Do they give a shit about themselves and do they want to bother to make an effort for me.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

I actually dont know. If someone is comfortable and confident in what they are wearing, for me that is whether they look good or not. You can wear the most wonderful sexy thing, but if you look/feel uncomfortable, unsexy, then it rrally doesn't matter. Confidence is sexy. Which is why it's hard when you don't have it. Don't confuse confidence with arrogance. Not sexy.

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

I promised myself after years of neglect of myself by myself and by my then partner that I would look after myself. So, regardless of day or activity, I have on underwear that makes me feel sexy. You may not know it by what I'm wearing on the outside? But I know it. And it makes me feel good.
Other than that, it's dependent. I can wear the same outfit, and one day, I'm full of confidence and feel fucking amazing. The next time, I can feel like a sack of spuds.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

Confidence and a smile.

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body?

Nope.

Did you like it?

I'm sure I would.

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?

I had to google this. Context is key.

Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

again, context is key.

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

do they not any more? How many undercover priests and nuns have you been scammed by?

Jerking off into a sock, why?

I have no idea. It isn't something I've done.

 

[lavendersilk]

If you are wearing any "FBI: Female Body Inspector" tee to the grocery store, we're not going to be more than casual acquaintances.

*burns t-shirt quickly*

 

[Endless_Night]

Don't wear a Big Bird costume on a first date. Second is fine.

What?!

*eyes you askance*

The way I worded it, technically the 'disappointing' should be pointing to the noun 'perverts' and it's beautiful because it works however you want to read that sentence

Clever, sir!

No notes.

 

[lavendersilk]

What?!

*eyes you askance*

*burns Big Bird costume* When can I pick you up?

 

[Lmizzler]

Clothing makes the moan.

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Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

It does matter, a lot.
I am visual. I want them to look good. Doesn't mean perfect. But well kept and tidy.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

Infinity Scarves. I'm afraid that woman is being smothered to death inside of that thing. Not sexy.

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

Anything that fits and doesn't make me feel fatter than I am. Confidence goes a long way.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

Whatever they are most comfortable and confident in. Thats when their personality shines brighter than their clothes.

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?

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Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?
Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

Thought it was funny when I was younger but not near as funny now as an adult. (Maybe I have grown up some?)

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

Where did this question even come from?

Jerking off into a sock, why?

No clue. At all. NMK.
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[MindYaBitness]

*burns t-shirt quickly*

I was thinking specifically in the a heteronormative context, so sorry, no offense intended. You probably look hot AF in your FBI/PMD tshirt!