Lord Pmann
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lavendersilk
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I am digging the argyle print and... are those Oxfords? Very nice. What pattern suit pants are those? I don't think it's seersucker... You look like you shop at the older-southern-gentleman-lawyer shop. Im digging the Matlock vibes.
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I'm happy to see someone has some culture and taste around these parts.
Yes, they are cap toe Oxfords.
The dress pants are a very thin houndstooth pattern. Today I've paired it with a gingham print shirt.
https://i.ibb.co/LzTGbwJh/20250410-080901.jpg
Now, I know you're asking the obvious question... pmann, are you really mixing houndstooth and gingham?
Yes. I am. It's acceptable in this instance as the houndstooth pattern is super thin, as to not compete with the shirt pattern. So, all is well.
And whilst I don't speak with a southern accent and I am not a lawyer, I am from the south and your description of where I shop is about accurate.
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I guess imgbb took it down.
This killed me. So, so perfect Lavender
Ahhh this is gingham. This is what the blue shirt in my mind looked like.
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It’s one of the best ways a pony can attract a philly
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Below is an example of good vs evil.
Polite. Says thank you. Calls me, Sir. Bites her bottom lip.
Rude rude rude. And you didn't even post tit, ass or sock pics. Probably bites her top lip like a weirdo.
Polite. Says thank you. Calls me, Sir. Bites her bottom lip.
It’s one of the best ways a pony can attract a philly
Rude rude rude. And you didn't even post tit, ass or sock pics. Probably bites her top lip like a weirdo.
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Never done it. Frankly, it does nothing for me mentally. I much prefer skin on skin. Even if it's my own!
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Clothing makes the moan.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/4432752dae13947baeaae7d8201b01fa/0230a376022101fa-e4/s1280x1920/090d050afeff880e35eeca61decde882272716a5.jpg
Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?
What type of clothing is a no-go for you?
What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?
What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?
Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?
Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?
Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?
Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?
Jerking off into a sock, why?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/4432752dae13947baeaae7d8201b01fa/0230a376022101fa-e4/s1280x1920/090d050afeff880e35eeca61decde882272716a5.jpg
Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?
What type of clothing is a no-go for you?
What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?
What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?
Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?
Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?
Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?
Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?
Jerking off into a sock, why?
deefalttwunnyfor
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Preach! I still can't understand how it's a good option. Like I don't want a bunch of those in the laundry with the rest of my stuff. Are they doing a separate load(hehehe) of just cum socks? I'm thinking about this way too much
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Where are his balls?!?!
A little. Noooo I'm not changing anybody. Tried that once. Never again. Come as you are
It's not a no-go, but tuxedo/black-tie events bum me out
Gray sweatpants feel good
A smile!
No, the sexiest thing to wear this season will be the BallsBlindfold™ Pulled off in a heat of passion, but torn... not that I can think of
Depends on the context. Used to be fun to do at home with a partner
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I like someone to have a nice style. I don't like sloppy dressers. That doesn't mean you always have to be dressed up. You can be casual and still look tidy. They don't actually have to dress in seersucker for me to find them it attractive. It just helps.
Pretty much all of the clothing Aussie posts to antagonize me. Whatever hippies wear. Ed Hardy. Mom jeans. God I hate those.
Tailored slacks. Dress shirt. Well-fittig shoes, usually a loafer of some sort.
A corset for a woman.
No. I would be furious.
Pretty funny.
Pretty funny.
No opinion.
Necessity is the mother of invention. I've only ever done it out of need or laziness (i.e., I didn't want to get our of bed to get a tissue, but I needed to cum).
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Glad you brought these up. We are on the same page. Bring back low rise jeans?
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That was my first thought too!
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That could be the backside view of scene in the movie that blindside me last night! Did you pick this on purpose?!
I do notice and have opinions. And might possibly make suggestions.
However, I'm more likely to notice stuff like if their clothes suit them and body maintenance.
Hmmm. I'm not sure I have definitives. Maybe skorts for women, unless we're talking tennis.
Skinny pants for men. It's a rare fella that can carry that off.
(That last sentence disturbs me. Are skinny jeans a no-go for women? I wear skinny jeans.
)Something that show off my shape in a tasteful way.
Oof. That is so person dependent.
Ummm . . . .
Never funny.
I would be plotting homicide.
Absolutely!!!
As an aside, I could rock a habit.
Groooooooss.
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What are mom jeans? I'm never totally clear on that.
Just . . . baggy and high rise?
deefalttwunnyfor
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I'm pretty sure those are the hallmarks. I'm sure they're comfortable, but I can speak on behalf of perverts when I say they can be disappointing
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Did he tuck his balls for this picture? I'm so confused.
I like a man tbat looks put together. Whether his look is casual or a three piece suit, just don't look sloppy. Look like you put some thought into what you wear.
I don't really have a no-go that I can think of, except maybe crude t-shirts. If you are wearing any "FBI: Female Body Inspector" tee to the grocery store, we're not going to be more than casual acquaintances.
As long as foundations are matching, or correct for the outfit/dress, then whatever I put on top feels good.
Confidence
Taken off in a rush, hot. Tear off my clothes, I'll salt the earth under your feet!
I don't find it funny at all, that type of humor whose only purpose is to laugh at someone else's expense and humiliate.
I have idea, but my middle school choir teacher was a plain clothes nun. She was so mean!
A question for the ages
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Low rise are fine. I'm okay with regular jeans too. Just not the kind you tuck under your tits.
I'm a firm believer that we need to bring back these skirts that look like tennis skirts.
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This picture makes me uncomfortable in an uncanny valley sort of way... Why does he keep the shoes on?
Not really. Maybe don't wear a holy t-shirt and shorts at a restaurant? I'm not too picky though.
Don't wear a Big Bird costume on a first date. Second is fine.
Jeans and a t-shirt. Honestly, I feel so much more confident in tight jeans and a silly 80's cartoon t-shirt than a dress.
I can't stress this enough... if you feel confident, you can wear a burlap sack and exude sex appeal.
I would love for someone to rip my bodice... I guess I'd need to own one first though. I've had my panties pulled down fast. It was hot.
Ew.
Not funny.
Wait... where did this question come from? But, yes. I think that's the point but Im not Catholic so...
I'm sure it is acceptable when you are young and you don't want your siblings or parents to see jizz on your bed sheets... but honestly? That's what tissues and aiming on your stomach is for. Or so I've been told.
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Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?
It does matter to some extent. I notice well dressed people. I appreciate people with their own style. I appreciate comfort and utility as much as the next girl, but it does impact the way I see people. Like endless, I also pay close attention to grooming habits, too.
What type of clothing is a no-go for you?
Nothing comes to mind. If it's worn with confidence it works for me.
What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?
Colorful clothes that fit me well.
What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?
Men: a well fitting suit.
Women: little black dress.
Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?
Not torn off. I've had pants cut off. In the ER. I was not thrilled about it.
Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?
No. Sexual assault.
Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?
My tendency is to laugh and say "you got me" but I feel incredibly violated.
Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?
They should wear whatever they want
Jerking off into a sock, why?
It does matter to some extent. I notice well dressed people. I appreciate people with their own style. I appreciate comfort and utility as much as the next girl, but it does impact the way I see people. Like endless, I also pay close attention to grooming habits, too.
What type of clothing is a no-go for you?
Nothing comes to mind. If it's worn with confidence it works for me.
What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?
Colorful clothes that fit me well.
What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?
Men: a well fitting suit.
Women: little black dress.
Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?
Not torn off. I've had pants cut off. In the ER. I was not thrilled about it.
Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?
No. Sexual assault.
Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?
My tendency is to laugh and say "you got me" but I feel incredibly violated.
Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?
They should wear whatever they want
Jerking off into a sock, why?
deefalttwunnyfor
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I was going to comment exactly this on Pmann's post! What do guys even have stomachs for, if not a landing pad for jets? (or spurts, dribbles, whatever)
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The word disappointing carries way more descriptive power than I would have thought it could.
Which is both funny and confusing.
Oh! Uck.
I'll stick with my questionable mid-rise skinny jeans, thank you very much.
deefalttwunnyfor
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The way I worded it, technically the 'disappointing' should be pointing to the noun 'perverts' and it's beautiful because it works however you want to read that sentenceThe word disappointing carries way more descriptive power than I would have thought it could.
Which is both funny and confusing.
