Cock Talk

Sexparation of Powers
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There’s an old saying, “A woman’s place is on my face”. Okay, that’s not an old saying, I may have made that up, but I like it.
He must not be very good at plumbing cause I can see the crack from here! He's checking the wrong spot.
Anyway, the point of this one is male/female traditional roles and how triggered we are to even point them out. 😁

What traditional ‘around the house’ activity makes you “feel like a man” or “feel like a woman”?
Vehicle repairs generally make me feel good when they are done....as long as I didn't have to call in someone for help.
In what way are you the least traditionally “manly” or “ladylike”?
I'm generally the one more in tune with the emotions of the room or the emotional barometer. I sense the highs and lows quickly.
In your relationship(s), do you like to follow basic chivalry, or do you prefer non-traditional roles?
I adhere to a sense of chivalry but respectfully. If it's raining, I'll pull the car up to the door to keep her out of the rain or hold the door. But I'm also aware that not everyone wants you to hold the door open for them. Or it simply doesn't make sense for me to sprint ahead to open the next door when I'm still holding the previous one for someone thats straggling in slowly. Common sense and respect go a long way here.

How good at plumbing, electric and basic home/auto repair are you?
I'm okay at household tasks. I'm no Bob the Builder but I can cobble things along or ask Youtube to help me out.

There’s a bat in your house! Do you calmly catch and remove it, scream and call the Marines, or burn the house down and move to a non bat area?
I'm definitely the one catching it. I even enjoy that rush of hormones that hit the blood stream as you start the hunt to catch it. Doesn't especially scare me or bother me. While I may not want it in my house, I'm also not freaked out by it. I DO want to know how it got in though, so we can fix that issue and not have it happen again.

Can you cook? Do you like to, or is it necessity?
I enjoy cooking quite a bit. But as @Wand3rlust described, I'm slower and make a bigger mess. My wife is the master of 3 burners going, helping the kids with homework, and cleaning up along the way without missing a beat. My meals will generally end up tasting better but the payoff isn't always worth it.

Do you separate the responsibilities in the house, or are you both responsible for everything?
I wouldn't say we have assigned responsibilities but we both have a good pattern of what the other takes care of or does. We are ultimately both responsible for everything but work together decently well to get it all done.
I won't lie though, I hate cleaning the house. Been trying to have a better attitude about it but it's a mental hurdle I struggle with.
 
You mean, you're building bat houses so you can enjoy more sky puppies?
I don’t know about this puppy thing you’re trying to sell.
They seem more like flying mice.
Nothing against mice, but let’s call them what they are.
Bats are extremely cool though.
I had one hanging off my curtain once, upside down with his wings folded. I just stood there and looked at him close up for a moment and thought, “that’s so cool . . . but what if it’s Dracula”.
He had to go.
Sorry. I had my mouth full. What did you say?
Nothing.
Have some more. 🥰
 
It’s any critter really. Mouse. Snake. Bat. Bird. Squirrel.
I live in this house. Not them. Thanks for stopping by but you need to leave now.
Yes, but they're adorable outside! I made a toad house for my garden, a platform for crows to get peanuts, and I've got plans for a bat house 😁
I don’t know about this puppy thing you’re trying to sell.
They seem more like flying mice.
Nothing against mice, but let’s call them what they are.
Bats are extremely cool though.
I had one hanging off my curtain once, upside down with his wings folded. I just stood there and looked at him close up for a moment and thought, “that’s so cool . . . but what if it’s Dracula”.
He had to go.

Nothing.
Have some more. 🥰
Look at this rescued flying Fox, tell me it's not ADORABLE!
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I recently had lunch with an old friend I hadn't seen in years. It was fun to catch up. Among the less-fun things I learned was that her hubby recently started taking Zoloft. This apparently has caused him to be able to get hard but not allow him to reach orgasm. She said she loved it the first time because he kept going and going. It was only after he stopped did she get a sense of his frustration. They tried again a couple of days later and had the same things happen. She said that even going at it hard and fast didn't do anything more than tire him out. According to her, he didn't even feel as if he was getting close. This seems to have disheartened him enough that he no longer wants to even try, so they now haven't had sex in months.
 
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