Sex & Shenanigans

[MissLabelled]

I can't relate at all.

Oh, you don't like boobs?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Can I be the one who opens the cans?????

you can join us in whatever capacity you want!!

The more the merrier!

 

[questquilya]

Oh, you don't like boobs?

I thought I was being ironic, or sarcastic. LOL

 

[Fiestykitten]

I need a new place for my sanitary corner

 

[questquilya]

I need a new place for my sanitary corner

What happened?

 

[Fiestykitten]

What happened?

It doesn't have a home... don't worry.. one day

 

[MissLabelled]

I thought I was being ironic, or sarcastic. LOL

Spend enough time here and your will learn that 99% of what is written here is sarcastic, ironic, moronic, smart asseric.

My response to your sarcasm was also sarcasm

 

[questquilya]

Spend enough time here and your will learn that 99% of what is written here is sarcastic, ironic, moronic, smart asseric.

My response to your sarcasm was also sarcasm

I love it. Even though now I feel a complete idiot. (This is not sarcastic.)

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

 

[MrMakersMark]

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Either

Just make sure it's preceded by "God damned, soul-sucking, miserable, fucking..."

...

And you're good.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I thought I was being ironic, or sarcastic. LOL

Your sarcastic font is very similar to your regular font...

 

[questquilya]

Your sarcastic font is very similar to your regular font...

Gosh, you're right! Lemme change it to sarc sans.

 

[Qky75]

Gosh, you're right! Lemme change it to sarc sans.

Save the comic sans for the jokes so everyone will know to use the laugh emoji!

 

[UnquietDreams]

"We have such sights to show you, baby..."
https://iili.io/3a7XEHG.jpg

 

[MindYaBitness]

Have you ever been on a conference call and all of a sudden had intrusive thoughts about lifting your shirt and flashing the other members?

Well, I haven't  not had those intrusive thoughts during conference calls, in line at the post office, at HOA meetings...

 

[MissLabelled]

Well, I haven't  not had those intrusive thoughts during conference calls, in line at the post office, at HOA meetings...

Somedays the thoughts are louder than others. Today was one of those days but I didn't feel like reporting to HR so I was able to manage to keep them at bay!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well, I haven't  not had those intrusive thoughts during conference calls, in line at the post office, at HOA meetings...

Somedays the thoughts are louder than others. Today was one of those days but I didn't feel like reporting to HR so I was able to manage to keep them at bay!

I am here for the both of you in any way you need me. I am helpful that way...

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://iili.io/3a7XAtp.jpg
Or boob pic.

 

[questquilya]

Save the comic sans for the jokes so everyone will know to use the laugh emoji!

Will do. Thanks for the tip.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Will do. Thanks for the tip.

He really does have a great tip.....

 

[questquilya]

He really does have a great tip.....

I want a tip like that too!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why did I think of @MindYaBitness ..?

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Why did I think of @MindYaBitness ..?

Because I'm probably awake, and would accidentally butt dial you!

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Why did I think of @MindYaBitness ..?

Yes, but for some reason, when you call late, people refuse to admit they were asleep, as if it is a weakness, or you are scouting their habits before assassinating then.

"Call at 0130. Target says they are still awake. Will they never sleep?"

 

[Qky75]

Yes, but for some reason, when you call late, people refuse to admit they were asleep, as if it is a weakness, or you are scouting their habits before assassinating then.

"Call at 0130. Target says they are still awake. Will they never sleep?"

Could be worse. Siri could interpret her flatulence as a contact name. Pfffthwaaap....calling @crazychemgirl