Sex & Shenanigans

Well, I haven't  not had those intrusive thoughts during conference calls, in line at the post office, at HOA meetings...
Somedays the thoughts are louder than others. Today was one of those days but I didn't feel like reporting to HR so I was able to manage to keep them at bay!
I am here for the both of you in any way you need me. I am helpful that way...
 
Yes, but for some reason, when you call late, people refuse to admit they were asleep, as if it is a weakness, or you are scouting their habits before assassinating then.

"Call at 0130. Target says they are still awake. Will they never sleep?"
Could be worse. Siri could interpret her flatulence as a contact name. Pfffthwaaap....calling @crazychemgirl
 
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