Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

I was thinking more that when I’m in a waiting room, I think about the other people being on lit… because I am too

Seriously though.....
I felt like this guy knew what I was doing this morning when I told you, you could watch ...
He got called back right before indis and for a few seconds we were in the second waiting area, alone ....
Oh the possibilities if I were a RL flirt.....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well if you angle your phone away and no one can see it through/reflected in the window, you can avoid that!

So much better to be that creepy guy in the corner

 

[dawn_of_night]

So much better to be that creepy guy in the corner

I mean..

I usually sit in the corner too.....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean..

I usually sit in the corner too.....

It’s way less creepy when you got company

 

[UnquietDreams]

TBH, I’m not worried about my physical response as much as inadvertently sexually harassing the lady sitting next to me

Or hear, "hey, go back; I know them..."

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yea.... About that....

A few months ago, it too them about 3 hours to get a IV going for a CT scan with pigment or due or whatever the stuff is....

I was easily poked 15 times, they used the red light and the ultra sound .... If I ever have to get poked that many times again ....

I'm gonna ask for the Stat Nurse First ....

My veins do not like the needle. But the phlebotomist liked it when I called her Nurseferatu.

 

[dawn_of_night]

It’s way less creepy when you got company

Fucker.... Where were you this morning


I love you Monkey

 

[dawn_of_night]

My veins do not like the needle. But the phlebotomist liked it when I called her Nurseferatu.

Yea... I mean....I don't mind the poke.... Or the needle.... I guess ... That's my kink...
But it's the lack of bed side manor that 8 consecutive health care professionals continued to poke me until someone finally said stop....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yea... I mean....I don't mind the poke.... Or the needle.... I guess ... That's my kink...
But it's the lack of bed side manor that 8 consecutive health care professionals continued to poke me until someone finally said stop....

Also? Never let a doctor try to poke you. They suck at it. Nurses are much better.

Edited: out of context, this could be a porn movie plot.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Also? Never let a doctor try to poke you. They suck at it. Nurses are much better.

Edited: out of context, this could be a porn movie plot.

I mean....


It wouldn't be the first .....


Wait.... What??

 

[Qky75]

 

[redsnowbunny]

Also? Never let a doctor try to poke you. They suck at it. Nurses are much better.

Edited: out of context, this could be a porn movie plot.

I just read it out of context... and yes. It really did sound like you pitching an idea for a porno movie

 

[morelikeasong]

I just read it out of context... and yes. It really did sound like you pitching an idea for a porno movie

I think I’ve seen that movie

 

[dawn_of_night]

I think I’ve seen that movie

Scene it..... Or "seen" it

 

[morelikeasong]

Scene it..... Or "seen" it

I’m not sure which is implying which, but whatever one means “masturbated to it”

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m not sure which is implying which, but whatever one means “masturbated to it”

Yes dear

 

[MissLabelled]

Have you ever been on a conference call and all of a sudden had intrusive thoughts about lifting your shirt and flashing the other members?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Have you ever been on a conference call and all of a sudden had intrusive thoughts about lifting your shirt and flashing the other members?

Only when I've had a couple White Claws during our virtual happy hours

 

[lavendersilk]

Have you ever been on a conference call and all of a sudden had intrusive thoughts about lifting your shirt and flashing the other members?

If I had a rack like yours, I would be flashing everybody.

 

[MissLabelled]

Only when I've had a couple White Claws during our virtual happy hours

Can you invite me to this virtual happy hour? I will send you White Claws

 

[MissLabelled]

If I had a rack like yours, I would be flashing everybody.

Girl! I've seen your boobs, you should also be flashing everybody! Or, at least, me

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

If I had a rack like yours, I would be flashing everybody.

Can you invite me to this virtual happy hour? I will send you White Claws

I should host one... just for us!!!

 

[MissLabelled]

I should host one... just for us!!!

Me every two minutes because I will be distracted!

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[dawn_of_night]

I should host one... just for us!!!

Can I be the one who opens the cans?????

 

[questquilya]

Me every two minutes because I will be distracted!

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I can't relate at all.