Good point... will have to start doing thatProbably playing with themselves. And even if not... More fun to to think about that then writing cover letters, isn't it?
And hi. Seeing you is like seeing a celebrity
I love your gifs
Why are you hiding?
Too shy to masturbate in public?
Thank you!! I started making them because I just knew something specific I wanted and couldn't find one, but then found they help me to see myself differently - in a much more positive way then I normally see myself).... and make me laugh.
Oh, right... I haven't had to people much today so I forgotBecause.... people? I thought it was obvious.
I love them because they are so you. Like this is how I see your essence.Thank you!! I started making them because I just knew something specific I wanted and couldn't find one, but then found they help me to see myself differently - in a much more positive way then I normally see myself).... and make me laugh.
Why wouldn't I share my scary death scenes? I've died once you know. Either the movies get it all wrong or my life hasn't been that interesting.
A new drill
I refuse to incriminate myself
BitCrush- Fray the Middle To Meet The Ends
I had to look at this twice. The first time I read, "Christi-jesus is Mexican; Anity coming porn."
I just thought it was something about Christi coming from Mexican anal. I don't read too carefully on the first try
Now this one just makes it look like Jesus is jumping on the bed. Wheeeee!
You want to hear all about my big tool? How good it felt in my hand? Do you want to know how powerfully it drilled a hole?
You would get a kick out of a mural in my friend's cousin's house. They are in the charismatic evangelical vein of christianity, and have a giant mural in their weight/workout room of Jesus, bloody and sweaty, dragging a cross, with a banner across the top that says "Christ's Gym".
Oh, great gravy. That sounds like the stuff of my nightmares.
A giant pussy?
Damn you!!! I just spit my drink out coughing and now my coworker is asking if I'm ok....
